Chengdong, Guo's house

Late at night, Guo Shijing yawned and pushed the bicycle into the door, put the bicycle in the corner of the yard, gently closed the gate, and squinted into the house.

"Ah Jing?" Mrs. Guo asked sleepily, "Why did you come back?" ”

Guo Shijing burped and smiled embarrassedly.

"Mom, woke you up...... Li Dabing, who purchased in the canteen, came to me to discuss things, and before I knew it, I drank too much. I waited until I had sobered up a bit before I pedaled back. ”

Mrs. Guo frowned and slapped her nose, and said in disgust: "Look at you!" The smell of alcohol all over my body - smoked to death! ”

"Shh Guo Shijing hurriedly made a boo gesture and lowered his voice: "Don't let my dad know that I drink." It is inevitable for men to talk about business and socialize occasionally. ”

Mrs. Guo glanced at him and said, "Go pour some hot water to wash your face, change your clothes, and save yourself from smoking the mud Bodhisattva daughter-in-law upstairs." I'll make you a bowl of decanting soup. ”

"Thank you, Mom." Guo Shijing drank a little too much, his mind was muddy, and he couldn't react: "Mud Bodhisattva......?" What do you mean? ”

Mrs. Guo hadn't gone far, turned her head and snorted coldly: "If you don't work all day, you have to eat and drink well, you can't bump into it, otherwise you will shout and feel uncomfortable - mud bodhisattvas are not as hypocritical as her, aren't they?" ”

"Huh." Guo Shijing laughed twice, not daring to refute half a sentence.

Mrs. Guo quickly brought a bowl of sobering soup and found her son still lying on the sofa, seemingly untouched.

"Ah Jing, wake up and drink this soup."

Guo Shijing woke up in a daze and drank slowly.

The old mother turned around and went to the kitchen, twisted a thermos and went to the bathroom. A moment later, she came over with an enamel basin with a towel printed with flowers and wealth in it.

"Come, wash your face, wipe your hands, wipe your body, and then go up to change your clothes and go to bed."

Guo Shijing put the bowl down and obediently did so.

Mrs. Guo couldn't help but blame: "Drinking hurts your body, how can you drink so much?" Be careful with your own body. Without your mother waiting for you with her ears pricked up, leaning on the mud bodhisattva upstairs, I guess you can't even drink a sip of hot water. ”

"No way." Guo Shijing explained: "Li Dabing's guy can drink, one cup after another, and the liquor is more like boiled water." He said that he could drink several bottles in one night, and at first I thought he was bragging, but he only blushed after two bottles, and there was no sign of drunkenness at all. I didn't expect it to be true! ”

"Li Dabing?" Mrs. Guo thought about it carefully and asked, "It's Ma Damei's lover in the personnel department, right?" When they first got married, many people joked that they were a 'big union' and 'big plum with big ice'. ”

Guo Shidian nodded and explained: "Yes, it's him." He has been in charge of the procurement of our canteen for several years, and he has made a lot of oil and water. It's hard to say whether there is money, but things are indispensable. A few years ago, I was thin, but now I'm so fat that I can't even squeeze in the threshold! ”

"Yo!" Mrs. Guo smiled in disbelief and asked, "Are you really so fat?" No way? used to be really skinny, and Ma Damei was not fat. When the two of them got married, they came to our house as a guest to give joy candy, and I chatted with them for a while, and I still have a little impression. ”

Guo Shijing replied: "The children are in their early teens, at least ten years. People, it's coming soon, especially when you're almost middle-aged. Both of them are very fat now, especially Li Dabing. Mom, you know what? He can't ride a bike anymore, and he can't climb his legs. ”

"Ouch!" Mrs. Guo frowned and smiled bitterly: "That's too fat!" Can I still wear a factory uniform? I can't even fit the maximum size estimate. ”

"I can't wear it." Guo Shijing explained: "He deliberately went outside to find a tailor to change it, otherwise where would he be able to wear it." He is fat, Ma Damei is also fat, and even a few children are like piglets, one by one, with several layers of meat under the neck! ”

Mrs. Guo snorted disdainfully: "The canteen procurement is poor." With fat difference, how can you not be fat? There isn't much money, but there must be something good to eat when fishing in troubled waters. ”

"Isn't it?" Guo Shijing sneered: "I'm dying of fat after eating!" My dad reprimanded him and told him that the influence was very bad, and he told him that he had to rectify his style. But he is used to eating, and if he doesn't eat, he will be hungry, and he will have to eat a lot of food, and he can't lose weight. ”

Mrs. Guo was amused and said, "Some people say that drinking water makes you fat, but I don't believe it at all." Have the ability to drink water for a few days to see if you will be hungry and out of phase. People who can get fat are because they eat too much, otherwise they can be fat. Someone who can eat three full meals is enough to be satisfied. Some people keep their mouths all day long, and they will naturally be fatter. Li Dabing is engaged in procurement, and there are few good vegetables and good meat at home. You can eat enough without money, and you will naturally get fat when you eat. People, once you get fat, it's hard to lose weight. ”

"I'm used to eating!" Guo Shijing teased: "His big belly is bigger than sweet!" If it weren't for the fact that he was a man, I would have thought he was going to give birth when I saw him! ”

When Mrs. Guo heard the words "give birth", she couldn't help but feel embarrassed.

"Your daughter-in-law said that her mother and her brother were coming to see her and taking care of her during confinement – there might not be enough room to live. Tomorrow I'll clean up the backyard so her brother can live there. Your mother-in-law lives upstairs, next door to you, so it will be more convenient to take care of the confinement at that time. ”

"Okay, you can arrange it." Guo Shijing lazily wiped his hands, "Anyway, as long as you can live." ”

Mrs. Guo said: "When there are more children, there is still not enough to live here." Your father said that he would ask Gu Qi's daughter-in-law to help us build two spacious ones, and when your daughter-in-law finishes confinement, he will build them immediately, no matter whether it is enough to live or not, it doesn't hurt to be prepared. ”

"Gu Qi's daughter-in-law?" Guo Shijing frowned and asked: "...... Didn't you go to college? A woman will build a house? ”

Mrs. Guo glanced at him and said, "Are you confused?" What did your dad say during the last dinner - you forgot everything? The person is the contractor foreman, who takes over the entire project and then brings the construction workers to work. Your father said that he is still a college student at Chongqing University, and he can make money while studying. I heard that Gu Qi's new house is very beautiful, and it was built by his daughter-in-law. Your dad has been there a few times, and he praised it and said it was very well built. ”

Guo Shijing was depressed when he heard this, and muttered: "Why do you let Gu Qi's guy take advantage of all the good things!" The daughter-in-law can also study and go to college, and she can also make money in business! ”

Mrs. Guo laughed, lowered her voice and mocked: "Do you think everyone is as visionless as you, and just picking up a mud bodhisattva is a big baby?" If you listen to me, why would you marry like this? Find any one who is better than her! ”

Guo Shijing didn't dare to refute half a sentence, buried his head and muffled: "Mom, I went upstairs to sleep." ”

"Go, go, go." Mrs. Guo couldn't help but get angry when she mentioned it: "Ma Li go to sleep!" Too lazy to pay attention to you! ”

After that, she took the enamel basin and rushed out.

Guo Shijing hurriedly went upstairs, tiptoed open the door, thinking that Qin Tiantian was mostly asleep, but who knew that she was sitting on the quilt, staring at herself with her cloak - so frightened that he instantly straightened up, and most of the wine woke up.

Qin Tiantian's eyes are swollen, her face is also swollen, her whole body is like a balloon, her upper body is round, her stomach is round, and her thighs are swollen and fat.

"Where did you die?! Coming back in the middle of the night? Do you know what time it is?! Yes? Are you willing to come back? ”

Guo Shijing secretly rolled his eyes, pursed his lips and whispered: "It's a big night, don't shout, be careful to wake up my parents." ”

"Do you know you're afraid of waking people up?!" Qin Tiantian snorted coldly: "Aren't you afraid of waking me up?" I can't sleep an hour or two a night, you know what? It's uncomfortable all over the body, and it's uncomfortable to turn over! Did You Know? I can't sleep in any position! Did You Know?! What are you doing when I'm upset? Yes? What are you doing? Guo Shijing! Do you still have a conscience?! You're still not human?! I'm giving you the baby you're carrying! ”

Guo Shijing yawned irritably and muttered, "I know...... You're carrying a baby for me. The child is not yours, you have no share, the child is mine alone, it is done, right? ”

"Guo Shijing!" Qin Tian threw the pillow and threw it over, scolding: "You bastard!" ”

"Shh Guo Shijing was startled, glaring and threatening: "In the middle of the night, you are yelling again?" My mom and dad are asleep downstairs, and the next-door neighbor or something—do you have to wake up the whole world to be willing?! Do you have to let the neighbors know that we have a quarrel for three days? Yes? You're not ashamed, I'm ashamed! ”