"You, kid, have a little pheasant stewed mushroom!"

"Nope!"

"This can be had!"

"Not really!"

One of the climaxes of the whole sketch is that an Internet slang that has been popular for many years has finally appeared.

As in the previous life, when this sentence appeared, the laughter of the audience almost reached its peak, after all...... This sentence is one of the pinnacles of the whole sketch language.

"Oh mom, I'm laughing to death!"

"This donkey grandfather's apprentice is going to be on fire!"

"That's not it, just this performance, it is estimated that overnight, it will be popular all over the country!"

These two people, you and I say a word, and directly warm up the already cold field, and it is not a loss for the finale!

The cheers of the audience directly stopped several people on the stage temporarily.

After all...... The Spring Festival cheers here are not fake in the previous life, but a real call, and this time the call almost overshadows the voice of the actors.

Therefore, Mr. Cen had a smile on his face, but this smile made this little plot even more funny.

When the cheers were almost over, Teacher Cen immediately said, "That's it, I'll bring it to you!" ”

The pheasants and mountain goods I brought with me before were used!

"Here, here's a dish, come, stupid!"

"Who are you stupid?"

"No, I mean another stupid egg!"

"Nope!"

"Come, I have, come!"

……

"These dishes? Two, you are like this, give you a chance, this teacher Bi will come back to your hotel to say no? ”

"Give one away? Oh, my mother, uncle, why are you so picky? You said you didn't have one, let's take one, right? ”

Suddenly, not long after this, the applause and applause like a tsunami appeared again.

On the stage, Mr. Cen couldn't suppress his excitement when he listened to the successive whistling sounds!

But after all, he is an old artist who has been on the Spring Festival Gala more than a dozen times, so he is naturally stable, but he can't help but sigh in his heart, traveling around this book is really against the sky!

Of course, I also sighed that my apprentice actually played a 200% effect of rehearsals!

sketch actor, when performing live, even if the show is not over, he already knows whether it will be successful or not.

Teacher Cen hurriedly gathered his mind, after all, his apprentice was so brilliant on the scene, he couldn't drop the chain, hurry up and answer!

"After I ordered, you didn't have abalone and lobster!"

"Is there anything you haven't counted yet?"

"What do I have, don't you say I don't?"

"Stop talking, what if you have to do it later!"

"Isn't it whether there is anything in the end, is this a bad money or what?"

"I know that Uncle Bi is not bad for money, I mean that Mr. Bi is so easy to come back, let's eat and drink can't care about Uncle Qian, you see I'm young this year, but I have concluded, this voice is actually short-lived, sometimes thinking about it is the same as sleeping! Eyes open and close, a day passes, howl? As soon as you close your eyes and don't open them, this life is over, howl! ”

……

The continuous language art of this section directly made the enthusiasm of the scene last for a long time!

However, in a work, the mood is naturally good up and down, and you can't always go uphill, so you start to turn around and go downhill!

And immediately after, it's Ma Yue's performance!

In the original sketch, Yadan sang a song of Li Na's "Qinghai-Tibet Plateau", but this song is not available in the world, so Zhou You replaced it and replaced it with a high note in this world, after all, Ma Yue's voice is high, and she is good at national singing!

"High Mountain", like the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau, ordinary singers dare not try it!

As soon as Ma Yue's bright voice came out, it immediately caused the audience to cheer!

Everyone applauded and laughed before, it was because of the language and body art, and this cheer, it was completely amazing.

But still the same sentence!

Amazing and funny are the same, they all need foreshadowing, and keep going high!

Here, Ma Yue can be regarded as throwing bricks and attracting jade!

Of course, she is actually jade, but the one who appeared later has already overpowered her from the beginning.

"Emma, is this not bad? Oh my mother, if I can get on this way, then I can do it too! ”

"Where are you going, hurry up and serve the food!"

"I'm on the Avenue of Stars!"

"What kind of avenue are you on, you have a hard time going to the kang!"

……

"I won't let you sing!"

"If you don't let me sing, I won't serve you food!"

"If you don't serve me food, I'll find your boss!"

"You find my boss, and I'll tell you what you told me!"

"You have to say...... He designates better than he sings! ”

And after that, it's Xiao Shengyang's personal model!

After chatting with Xiao Shengyang, Zhou You wrote "Nocturne" that imitated Zhou Song, as well as Tong Yang's "Blue Lotus" and a very powerful folk singer in his early years!

These three singers basically include the old, middle and young, so that the cheers of the audience are even more thunderous.

Finally......

This finale of "Not Bad Money" is over!

And now, backstage!

In the real-time monitoring room, someone cheered, but immediately shut up, but immediately after, more people cheered.

"Obediently, it deserves to be a donkey teacher, the ratings that have fallen in the past have been forcibly raised, and even more than when they first started!"

"This little sound yang, I feel like I'm going to explode!"

"Hey, by the way, do Mr. Cen and Mr. Zhou have a relationship? Why did you mention Xia Ke Island! ”

Xia Ke Island, but also the little selfishness of Zhou You, he replaced Sohu with Xia Ke Island, of course, it must be changed here, after all, there is no Sohu in this world!

"No, didn't you notice? This book was written by Mr. Zhou! ”

"Ah,, really? Where? ”

"Damn, no!"

In fact, many people don't notice who wrote this book, after all...... Many people don't care about screenwriters for TV series and movies, let alone this kind of sketch that only lasts about 20 minutes.

But......

Suddenly, someone said that this book was written by Mr. Zhou, so many people began to turn forward.

And then......

I really saw the lotus flower in the script creation column!

"Obediently, Mr. Zhou can even write a sketchbook!"

"Nonsense, everyone can write movie and TV series books, but writing a sketch book is not easy to catch!"

"You're just.,The book is not measured by length!"

In the data room, the statistics are all real-time data, and you can see the real-time packing curve!

Generally, the Spring Festival Gala every year has the highest data at the beginning, and then there are ups and downs, such as encountering a good program, and the cleaning up at that time will be a little higher, for example, this year's Zhou Song's "Qili Xiang" moment, for example, if you don't like it, the ratings will drop a little bit, and the example is all kinds of dances!

But......

The highest-rated program should have been determined by now, and that is "Not Bad Money"!

At this time, Teacher Cen, Bi Chunsheng and others have also come down!

As soon as he got off the stage, Mr. Cen immediately breathed a sigh of relief, his annual pressure is really unimaginable to ordinary people, especially when it is regarded as the finale, although this is also a kind of recognition, but it is also an additional strong pressure.

And Ma Yue, who was on the Spring Festival Gala for the first time, was even more frightened.

After she stepped down, she had an urge to find Zhou You as soon as possible.

And Xiao Shengyang's reaction is the biggest!

I didn't speak, and when I arrived at the lounge, the acquaintances I met were still congratulating Mr. Cen, but there were few people in the lounge on the backstage, after all, ...... Many people participated in the Spring Festival Gala, and they left in a hurry after participating temporarily, especially if they already had a home here in the imperial capital!

It wasn't until Teacher Cen drank water that Xiao Shengyang pounced and knelt down directly towards Teacher Cen.

"Teacher ......"

There is a saying in the film and television industry that whether the drama is good or not, the actors actually already know it when they shoot it.

And the sketch is even more so!

After all, it is a live broadcast, whether the effect is good or not, the actors are completely experienced!

So......

When Xiao Shengyang was on stage, he knew that tonight's performance was very successful, and even ...... Tonight's best may be him!

After all......

Although Mr. Cen is a figure who drives the audience, everyone knows that Mr. Cen is a master of comedy, and his status is already on the bright side, and Mr. Cen can do this, everyone takes it for granted!

As for Teacher Bi and Ma Yue, they are actually decent, and the other jokes almost all fell on him, and the most important thing is that he did not live up to it, but showed all these jokes.

So......

Even if he has just finished the performance, Xiao Shengyang already knows that he is going to be popular, but he doesn't know how popular it can be, but at least it is definitely hotter than now!

"Alright, get up!"

Teacher Cen also knew the excitement in his disciple's heart at this time, after all, he was a person from the past, and he would not persuade Xiao Sheng to stabilize the point, after all, ...... Tonight is indeed his scenery, the scenery is beautiful, and it is useless to force it!

But he still nodded: "You must know that the book was written by Teacher Zhou!" ”

Xiao Shengyang nodded heavily: "Yes, teacher!" ”

……

After traveling around here, I didn't stay, after all, it was too late, mainly because my father-in-law and mother-in-law were too excited, and I watched the bell ringing ceremony on the spot, and stayed until after midnight!

I don't know when the snow will stop, but there's still a thick layer outside!

Generally, the snow in the imperial capital is basically gone, but tonight is the Chinese New Year's Eve, this snow should be quietly falling again during the Spring Festival Gala, and at this time, the sanitation leaves work early!

When I went back, I could still see a lot of young people setting off fireworks outside on the road.

The mobile phone is ringing non-stop, all of them are New Year's greetings!

After I got home, I traveled back one by one, and then I rested!

……

[The best "Not Bad Money" of the Spring Festival Gala! ] 】

[People are dead, and the money is gone!] 】

[This can be had, this is really not!] 】

Why is that? 】

[Teacher Cen's apprentice, Xiao Shengyang! ] 】

["Not Bad Money" screenwriter Lotus! 】

……

On Weibo, musicians, and various forums, almost all the hot spots were crushed to death by last night's "Not Bad Money"!

This is the real overnight flight into people's homes!

The whispering sun is on fire, and it is on fire at a speed that no one in the circle can understand!

His fire, fire for all ages, everyone knows about fire!

In just one night, the Internet is full of Xiao Shengyang's classic quotes and emojis in "Not Bad Money"!

This kind of fire, which surpasses the fire of TV series and movies, is like ...... The people of the whole country were implanted with a concept at the same time overnight!

"It's so awesome, I would like to call "Not Bad Money" the pinnacle of sketches in recent years!"

"That little sound yang is really funny!"

"Haha, my little cousin has been studying last night!"

"Damn, I fell asleep watching it last night, and I can only watch it online, Zhen Nima is so funny!"

"Me too, I drank too much last night, I didn't see it at all, and when I watched it today, I can only say that I am too talented!"

"It's unprecedented, I've always heard people say that the Spring Festival Gala raises people, but now I finally see it!"

"Yes, in the past, stars from all walks of life were scrambling to show their faces at the Spring Festival Gala, but it has stopped in recent years, but this time Xiaoshengyang's "Not Bad Money" exploded, and it is estimated that next year's Spring Festival Gala, stars from all walks of life will compete for their heads!"

"This year's best should be "Not Bad Money"!"

"Zhou Song's "Qili Xiang" is also very good!"

"Although I really like Zhou Song's "Qili Xiang", I ...... I still choose "Not Bad Money"! ”

"Hey, the best thing is Lotus Okay, the big demon king in the music world has finally made a move, and as soon as he makes a move, it is a song of the level of "Qili Xiang", the old taste, and this time he even created "Not Bad Money"!"

"Lotus is a real cow, how can he write this kind of book!"

"Yes, Mr. Zhou is really versatile!"

At the beginning, everyone didn't know that the book "Not Bad Money" was written by Lotus, or subconsciously thought it was Mr. Cen's perennial cooperative partnership!

Mr. Cen's books are usually written by himself, or with a few old friends, which is already something that everyone is accustomed to.

In addition, it is true that few people pay attention to who wrote the book.

Everyone is watching who is acting!

But this time...... "Not Bad Money" is really too popular, and the fire of Xiao Shengyang even overshadows Teacher Cen.

Then everyone's attention naturally increased, and naturally some people noticed that the script creation column was written as a lotus!

And this lotus flower makes people wonder, after all......

It's so strange!

But...... The word lotus is thunderous, so at first everyone thought it was the same name, but then it was thought that someone had seen Mr. Lotus backstage on the C stage as early as a month ago!

Coupled with Zhou Song's new song "Qilixiang" this time, everyone naturally wondered if it was the same person, until ...... Finalized!

"Teacher Zhou, this is not a way to live, play music, directly raise the music world to a higher level, play movies, good guys directly lead Chinese movies back to 500 million, play literary creation, directly start a sect, or last year's royalty king, this is good, write sketches across borders, and go straight to the peak for the first time!"

"In this world, there really is a genius!"

"In other words, Mr. Zhou's "True Colors of Heroes" will be released today!"

"That's right, I've already bought a ticket, I hope Mr. Zhou can have more good works in the new year!"

"It's a good start to the year, I don't know what the quality of "The True Colors of Heroes" is?"

"The last "A Chinese Ghost Story 2" was a bit of a small hit!"

"It's said that "A Chinese Ghost Story 2" is not Mr. Zhou's work, why are you so axial?"