Chapter 81: Tips for Life
Zhang Xiu, who was standing on the street, was stunned for a while, he had always robbed others, but he never expected that he would be targeted one day.
The father and son, who are juggling, are really blind......
Zhang Xiuwan was happy and said: "This father and son should want to make a name for themselves with tricks, so that I can find them to perform in the hall?" But I didn't expect that Lord Ben and I were sharp-eyed, and I could see at a glance that they were not good people. ”
"Hurry up and go back to the yamen, Ao Xue doesn't look very smart, don't let these two demons take advantage of the loophole and steal the pension money of this master."
Yan Feng smiled: "That's not it, Ao Xue is still quite clever." ”
Zhang Xiu took a deep breath and said, "If you read the homework she wrote, you probably wouldn't think so." ”
Soon, the two returned to the mansion.
In the living room of the back office, Xiao Ao Xue held a brush in her mouth, her little brows furrowed tightly, rubbing her little head vigorously, thinking about the homework on the table for a while, as if she had encountered some problems.
Seeing Zhang Xiu coming back, Ao Xue was overjoyed, seemed to think of the answer, picked up the brush and wrote.
Yan Feng stepped forward, glanced at the question on the white paper, and said, "It turned out that I was doing the math, three pears, divided equally among the seven children, but they could only cut four knives, and asked how to cut them?" ”
"I'll take a look at the answer you wrote, first divide the pear into six parts with three knives, and the last one ...... Hack a random kid to death? ”
Yan Feng was dumbfounded, glanced at Xiao Ao Xue, and couldn't help but complain: "Why don't you write four knives to kill four children, and the remaining three pears are divided into one each!" ”
Ao Xue stopped with the brush in her hand, her eyes lit up and said, "It makes sense, it turns out that this is the correct answer!" ”
"There's a ghost truth, all these homework have been redone for me!"
Zhang Xiu glared at her with a dark face, and looked at Yan Feng with some haggard heart: "Now you know why I don't worry about coming back." ”
Yan Feng couldn't help but smile: "It's okay, at least she has learned to count." ”
At this time, the red whisk outside the door put the brushed toilet aside to dry, walked in with a resentful face, and complained: "These toilets are too smelly, my lord, why don't you abolish the punishment of dung killing, this punishment is too cruel, this is killing a thousand enemies and losing eight hundred." ”
Zhang Xiu thought for a while and said, "I thought of a little trick in life, if the toilet stinks, you can soak it in vinegar for a few days and try it." ”
Red eyes lit up: "Soak it in vinegar for a few days and it won't stink?" ”
Zhang Xiu said very firmly: "Soak it in vinegar for a few days, and you will find that it is not only smelly, but also sour." ”
Red Whisk: "@#¥%¥#@......"
This little trick is really wonderful!!
Looking at the appearance of Hongfu who was so angry that he wanted to hit someone, Yan Feng held back a smile and said: "Red Whisk girl, you can endure for a few more days, as long as you can clean up the two demons of the Wushan faction and let us adults make a windfall, he will definitely be willing to pay more money and ask someone to help you." ”
A flame called hope seemed to ignite in Hongfu's eyes, and he couldn't wait to say, "Where are they, I'll go and arrest them now!" ”
Zhang Xiu saw that people's hearts were available, nodded with satisfaction, drew a portrait of the father and son, and asked the official to post it.
In the evening, an official came back and reported: "My lord, we have found out what you have explained. There are no children lost in our Jinhua Mansion, but the rich man of Hangzhou Prefecture, Zhou Xiaosheng, has lost a child, and he looks like the boy who was killed. ”
"My subordinates also inquired that on the day of the loss of the child, the Zhou family held a church meeting, and among them was a father and son who played tricks, which should be the two demons."
Zhang Xiu nodded and said, "Send someone to send the child's body back, and tell the Zhou family that I will definitely bring these two murderers to justice." ”
The official said yes and went down to deal with things.
Zhang Xiu peeled oranges by the stove, yawned, looked at Yan Feng and said, "Brother Yan, we scared them by beating grass and snakes during the day, do you think they still dare to come?" ”
Yan Feng said: "It should be, I heard from the master that the descendants of the Wushan faction of the previous generation died in the Yuqing Palace just to steal a piece of Baoyu, and they even dared to go to the Yuqing Palace, let alone us here." ”
Zhang Xiu became interested and asked, "What Baoyu, is it worth it?" ”
Yan Feng said: "I heard that it is a piece of spiritual jade from the fairy world, the jade is full of immortal energy, and I don't know what the effect is, after the thief opened the treasure house, the people in the Yuqing Palace found that the jade had long been gone, maybe it was its own essence and ran away." ”
Zhang Xiu said regretfully: "It's a pity, I have time to make up as a monster, and I will inquire if there is any jade essence nearby, if I can suck the immortal qi in the jade dry, maybe I will be able to successfully build the foundation." ”
Yan Feng couldn't help but complain: "I feel that you don't need to put on makeup at all, just a little more restrained......"
Zhang Xiu's eyes suddenly widened, and just as he was about to speak, Yan Feng's expression suddenly became solemn, and he made a gesture of silence.
Zhang Xiu immediately became vigilant and asked in a low voice, "Coming?" ”
Yan Feng nodded slightly, and then concentrated on his defense.
Outside the courtyard walls, the father and son who were playing tricks appeared in the shadows under the walls.
The surrounding officials seemed to be unable to see them, and their eyes were still patrolling around, looking very attentive.
It's not because they care about Zhang Xiu so much, but the New Year is approaching, if the old man's money is stolen, not only will they not receive the festival pay, but even today's overtime pay will be gone!
Seeing that the yamen was heavily guarded, the middle-aged man who was playing tricks frowned and looked at the little boy beside him: "Dad, that bearded head catcher is not easy to deal with, I'm a little afraid of him." Otherwise, you can lure him away, and I'll kill Zhang Xiu......"
The little boy smiled and said: "You are really my filial good son, hand over all the dangerous work to your father, you are so filial, are you not afraid of thunder and thunder?" ”
The middle-aged man smiled embarrassedly: "Who made you more capable than me, the bearded man will definitely relax his vigilance when he sees your appearance, and you may be able to take the opportunity to kill him." ”
The little boy shook his head slightly: "Let's kill Zhang Xiu, grasp it a little bigger, his head is worth 200,000 taels of silver, let's be foolproof!" ”
The middle-aged man nodded a little reluctantly, followed by a swagger into the yamen in full view of everyone.
Soon, the sword in his hand blocked his way, and he quietly tried to bypass the red whisk, but he didn't think that he would go to the left, and the red whisk would go to the left, and he would go to the right, and the red whisk would move to the right.
The middle-aged man was taken aback, showed his figure, and exclaimed in surprise: "Can you see through my stealth technique?" ”
Hongfu stared at him with burning eyes, and a sharp sword aura emanated from his body: "If you don't even have this ability, how can you take someone's head thousands of miles away, in order to stop brushing the toilet and pouring night incense, please die!" ”
The middle-aged man was suddenly blindsided: "......"
Is there any relationship between these two things?
(End of chapter)