Chapter Ninety-Two: Come and Drink Sugar Water
Yan Feng has seen immortals, Xuanniao, who became an immortal before, and Zhang Xiu, who is a city god by his side, can barely be regarded as immortals.
However, it was the first time he had seen Mrs. Land dressed so coquettishly.
The woman who called herself the Lady of the Land was wearing a translucent tulle with a pink and red belly pocket inside, and the snow-white skin on her chest was looming, making Yan Feng a little afraid to look at it directly.
Zhang Xiu didn't feel embarrassed, and said with a smile: "Mrs. Land, let's drink sugar water together~"
Mrs. Land didn't mind when she saw a beard suddenly appear, she smiled and took a sip of Zhang Xiuchong's sugar water, and said: "Lord Land is not at home, I am alone and lonely, seeing that the adults are working so hard, I showed up and saw it, this sugar water ......"
As she spoke, she spit it out violently, and said with an ugly face: "Why does this sugar water taste like this...... So weird? ”
Zhang Xiu showed a lonely expression like snow, and said in a deep voice: "Arsenic, I added arsenic to it." ”
Mrs. Land: "@#¥%¥#@......"
Who would add arsenic to sugar water!!
Mrs. Land spit out the arsenic water, and was so angry that the green tendons on her forehead burst out, and she smashed the porcelain bowl in her hand.
Zhang Xiu suddenly said angrily: "You smashed my bowl, right?" ”
As he spoke, he took out the seal of the city god and smashed it on the forehead of the lady of the land.
Mrs. Land's frightened side of her body dodged Zhang Xiu's official seal, and her figure flickered, and she disappeared in front of Zhang Xiu and the others in an instant.
Yan Feng looked left and right, and found that there was really no trace of Mrs. Land, and said with a shocked face: "It's actually gone, is she really Mrs. Land?" ”
Zhang Xiu sneered: "Hmph, what Mrs. Land, although the official position of the Land Lord is small, how can he allow his wife to come out and hook up with a man, this goblin must have a grudge against the Land Lord, and deliberately pretended to be the Land Lady to ruin his reputation." ”
Yan Feng felt that what he said made some sense, nodded, raised his face to look at the statue in the Land Temple, and said, "If only I could call out the Land Lord and ask...... Brother Zhang, put down your golden hoop stick! ”
Seeing that Zhang Xiu took his homemade golden hoop stick to stab the statue of the earth lord, Yan Feng held him down in a cold sweat, and said with a smile: "Brother Zhang, your method is really not effective." ”
Zhang Xiu saw that the land lord did not come out, frowned and said: "This shouldn't be, is it because I didn't read the mantra, I remember that the mantra should be...... The old man of the land, get out of here? ”
Yan Feng: "......"
You're here to find fault, so that the ghost will come out!
When Yan Feng was speechless, suddenly, an old woman came out of the ground, threw down Zhang Xiu's feet, and cried.
"Lord Chenghuang, please save my old man!"
Seeing the land mother-in-law, Yan Feng's whole person was blindsided...... Is it really out?
Could it be Zhang Xiu's spell...... How could it be true!
Yan Feng shook his head, sobered himself up, and asked with a strange expression, "Old man, are you the land mother-in-law here?" ”
The old woman stood up with tears in her eyes and cried: "The old man and I were originally a husband and wife, and after his death, he was appointed as the land of Lanxi.
One day, suddenly a female goblin came here, occupied our land temple, and took the old man captive, I was afraid that she would not be good for the old man, so I did not dare to complain, and I have endured it until today. ”
"Lord Chenghuang, save my old man!"
Zhang Xiu nodded and asked, "Do you know where that goblin came from and where she took your husband captive?" ”
Granny Land hurriedly said: "I don't know where she came from, but I know that she has a lot of relationship with the previous Chenghuang Lord, and she kidnapped my old man to Yin Si!" ”
Zhang Xiu frowned when he heard this: "Where is Yin Si?" ”
Yan Feng said: "Yin Si corresponds to the Yang world, it is a city where ghosts live, and some ghosts who cannot be reincarnated temporarily, or lonely souls and wild ghosts live in Yin Si. You are the local city god, and it stands to reason that Yin Si should be under your jurisdiction. ”
Zhang Xiu's eyes lit up: "In this way, not only in the yang world, but also in the underworld, can I go to the underworld to make another profit?" ”
Yan Feng: "......"
Granny Land: "......"
This city god seems to be even more greedy than the previous one!
A moment later, with the help of the land mother-in-law, Zhang Xiu's soul went out of her body, leaving Ao Xue and Feng Xiao to guard her body, and came to Yin Si with Yan Feng.
The yin and the yang are like, the city and the bazaar are all available, that is, the pedestrians on the road, some have knives in their chests, and some only have their upper bodies, dragging their intestines and crawling on the ground.
The things sold in the bazaar have human hearts, heads, eyes, and a bunch of hands and feet......
Along the way, Zhang Xiu's scalp was numb, and as he walked, he cursed in a low voice: "What the hell is this place, why are there so many ghost ......?"
Yan Feng couldn't help but complain: "Your home." ”
Zhang Xiu glared at him, and just wanted to refute, but found that what he said was not wrong, and couldn't help but be a little depressed, and then grabbed a ghost who looked relatively normal, and asked, "Little brother, how to get to Chenghuang Mansion?" ”
The ghost glanced at Zhang Xiu, smiled and stretched out his hand: "You are new here, you have to give money to ask for directions here." ”
Zhang Xiu touched his body and found that he didn't have a penny, so he pushed Yan Feng forward and said, "If you tell me, this bearded man will be given to you, as long as you give him a penny, you can let him grind all day!" ”
The ghost was stunned: "This is how money can make the ghost grind?" ”
Yan Feng was so angry that his beard was about to explode, and a sword qi was released, which frightened the ghost and sat down on the ground, and hurriedly pointed the way: "Go all the way along this road, and the largest mansion on the right hand side is the City God's house!" ”
After saying that, he ran away with a crawl, and even his butt fell to the ground, forgetting to take it away......
When Zhang Xiu saw it, the corners of his eyes twitched and said, "This brother Tai is in a little hurry." ”
Granny Land looked at the two of them, couldn't help but smile bitterly, and asked, "The old man should be imprisoned in the City God's Mansion, how can we sneak in?" ”
Zhang Xiu thought for a while and said, "After all, it's my mansion, so let's not set it on fire this time." ”
Land Mother-in-law: "@#¥%¥#@......"
Do you have any misunderstanding of the word "sneak in"?
After a while, Zhang Xiu came to the Chenghuang Mansion, looking at the luxurious mansion revealed in the majesty in front of him, and sighed with emotion in his heart: "Once upon a time, I also had such a luxurious mansion, worth more than 100,000 taels of silver, originally I wanted to sell it and exchange it for silver, but unfortunately it didn't work out." ”
Yan Feng was a little surprised and said, "It turns out that your family was so rich in the past, why didn't that mansion be sold in the end?" ”
Zhang Xiu sighed helplessly: "The dean won't let me sell the academy......"
Yan Feng: "......"
You weren't killed in the first place, it's because the dean was kind!
(End of chapter)