Chapter 115: The Dragon King of the Ganges
Ao Zhou, the ninth prince of the Dragon King of the East China Sea, was lustful by nature, this time he went ashore to play, and on the way back, he saw the fish lady who was drying nets on the shore, and was immediately attracted by its beauty, and wanted to snatch her back to the Dragon Palace to be his concubine.
Originally, he was ready to hold a wedding banquet, but he didn't expect that within this day, he actually received several threatening letters one after another, telling him to release the fish lady quickly.
Nezha, Rulai Buddha, Guanyin Bodhisattva, no matter which one they are, they are all big people who are like thunder and scared his heart and liver.
It wasn't until just now that he read the letter again and recognized Miao Wukong and Lu Tongbin who signed the letter......
"Who the hell did this! Check, find out to me the person who sent the letter, this prince is going to throw him into the sea to feed the fish! ”
Ao Zhou angrily tore up these threatening letters, and his good mood became irritable.
If you dare to play him like this and catch that person, you must teach him a good lesson!
At this time, there was a turtle wearing a black veil outside the door: "The Ninth Prince, the Dragon King of the Huai River and the Dragon King of the Ganges River are here." ”
Ao Zhou was slightly stunned: "Huai River Dragon King, I know, who is the Ganges River Dragon King?" ”
The turtle spirit smiled bitterly: "The old slave doesn't know. ”
Ao Zhou nodded, straightened his clothes and said, "Go out with me to greet you." ”
After a while, Ao Zhou came to the door and saw Ao Xue with horns on his head and tail behind him, as well as Zhang Xiu with two horns and a kind smile on his face.
Ao Zhou glanced at Zhang Xiu, saw that the double horns on the top of his head were genuine, showed a smile, and greeted him: "I don't know if the two of you are visiting today, and I hope you will forgive me!" ”
Zhang Xiu smiled: "I have seen the Ninth Prince, the Dragon King of the Lower Ganges, who came from Tianzhu, just to see the customs and customs of the East China Sea." It's just a small courtesy, not a tribute! ”
As he spoke, a bottle of golden liquid was delivered.
Ao Zhou took the bottle of liquid and looked at it curiously, while asking, "What is this?" ”
Zhang Xiu said: "This is the concentrated essence of the water of the Ganges, clean and hygienic!" As the saying goes, if you dry this cup of Ganges water, you will still be a Tianzhu person in the next life! If it weren't for the festival, even the Buddha wouldn't be able to drink it! ”
"The Ninth Prince drinks it while it's hot, if it's cold, its miraculous effect won't work!"
Ao Zhou opened the cap of the bottle and sniffed it, and immediately frowned, but looking at Zhang Xiu's enthusiastic eyes, he still pinched his nose and drank it all.
Immediately, his face turned blue and purple for a while, and he turned around and retched.
Prime Minister Gui frowned as he watched from the sidelines.
Ao Zhou also raised his face and said, "Vomit...... This essence of constant water, vomit ...... How does it smell like cow urine? ”
Zhang Xiu said in surprise: "The Ninth Prince actually smelled it, in fact, it not only smells like cow urine, but it also tastes like cow urine, but it is by no means cow urine!" ”
Ao Zhou: "......"
Why didn't you say it earlier!
Ao Xue nodded in agreement, looking at Ao Zhou's eyes full of sympathy.
It's really not cow urine, to be precise, it should be cow urine mixed with water......
You can't drink urine and drink a mouthful of pure one, so it's no one.
After a few moments, Ao Zhou regained his strength and forced a smile to let the two into his palace.
There is a jade tree in the palace, the surrounding can be hugged, clear as white jade, the flowers are full of trees, such as the red nao carving, bright and translucent. From time to time, there are strange birds to sing, the hair is golden and blue, the tail is longer than the body, the sound is mournful jade, and it is heartfelt.
Zhang Xiu admired the dizzying spectacle, and sighed in his heart that the Dragon Palace of the East China Sea was really a big dog, and even the palace of the ninth prince was so luxurious, and he followed Ao Zhou to the banquet hall.
The banquet was set up, and everyone sat down.
Ao Zhou poured a pot of wine, suppressed the brew in his mouth, and said: "The two of you came at the right time, tomorrow is my big day, you can stay and drink a glass of wine before leaving!" ”
Zhang Xiu smiled: "Then it's better to be respectful than to obey your fate!" ”
After three rounds of wine and five flavors, suddenly a shout sounded outside the door: "Why don't you call me if you have wine!" ”
As the words landed, a man with a square face walked in, with a smell of wine, it turned out that he was played by Zhang Xiu in the West Lake, and took away the prince of the West Sea, Ao Fang.
Seeing Ao Fang come in, Ao Zhou's face showed a hint of disgust: "Why are you here?" ”
Ao Fang burped, took the wine jug on Ao Xue's table, drank the wine and came closer, and said with drunken eyes: "I will come where there is wine to drink, don't bluff me, I heard that you robbed a beautiful fisherwoman on the beach, and this time I will definitely ask for a cup of wine to drink." ”
Ao Zhou slapped his hand with a dissatisfied face: "You go away a little, the smell of wine all over your body." ”
After listening to it, Ao Fang burst out loud: "What's wrong with drinking, it's better than you drinking urine, I smell of cow urine, and I actually dislike me!" ”
Ao Zhou: "......"
This stinky drunkard, who really can't open a pot, knew that he was coming, and should have left some Ganges water to pour into his jug!
Ao Zhou was swept away by this sudden drunkard, and after a little accompaniment, he confessed and left the hall with someone.
Watching the others withdraw, Zhang Xiu glanced at Ao Fang and said, "Prince Dragon of the West Sea, you are well-informed, do you know any inaccessible places in the East China Sea?" ”
Ao Fang burped and said, "You can ask the right person, in order to find wine to drink, I have swam all over the East China Sea, except for the sea eye of the East China Sea." The eye of the sea is where the sea gushes out, and there is often turbulence nearby, and if you get close, you will be sucked in, and even I can't resist it. ”
"What do you ask about, do you ......?"
Ao Fang said, he couldn't help but look puzzled, and looked at Zhang Xiu again: "Do you want to go into Haiyan to find a drink?" ”
Zhang Xiu smiled: "Just ask casually." ”
Ao Fang stared at Zhang Xiu's smiling face, and for no reason a chill hit, shaking his head, trying to keep himself awake: "It seems that I really drank too much, and now I see that the dragon horns on your head are crooked......"
Zhang Xiu quietly straightened the dragon horn above his head and asked, "What now?" ”
Ao Fang was stunned on the spot: "Now there is only one left!" ”
Zhang Xiu looked at a dragon horn that had fallen, played with it in his hand, and said with a tangled face: "It's probably a rejection reaction, after all, I transplanted this pair of dragon horns." ”
Ao Xue thought seriously for a while, and whispered: "You mean to say that we boiled the paste too thin?" ”
Zhang Xiu nodded: "Smart!" ”
The pair of dragon horns on Zhang Xiu's head were broken off from his head by the Dragon King of West Lake and used to make amends to the Xuantian Dao people, and were later given to Zhang Xiu by her.
This time, the dragon horn came in handy, and Zhang Xiu stuck it on his head with paste, pretending to be the dragon king of the Ganges River, and came to rescue the fish girl.
But only they knew about this matter, which frightened Ao Fang on the side.
What's the situation, can the dragon horns be taken down and played casually?
Could it be that I have drunk my head and have begun to hallucinate?
Last time, I grabbed a male monster in the West Lake Dragon Palace, and it may be a harbinger that my brain is going to break, this time...... I may really be hopeless!
(End of chapter)