Chapter 255: Rainbow Fart
"We're not stylists, how do we cut our hair?" Jose said. If the cut is not good-looking, others will think that we are not doing well. I don't know how to put on makeup, Adele can help me, but she does her own makeup and needs to have mirrors too"
Geya said, "It's good that the mechanical dog will do that, Adele, you can cut your hair first." ”
Zhang Qian nodded and said, "Okay." ”
With that, she walked over to the "office" desk closest to her metal wall, and pushed the black swivel leather chair to the pile of items that had just been brought in.
Then, sitting down in the leather chair, he turned to the mechanical dog that had been standing in the middle of the big metal house and said, "This mechanical dog, please help me cut my hair." ”
The mechanical dog turned around and walked towards Zhang Qian, stretched out a pair of mechanical hands from the side of his abdomen, picked up scissors and combs from the ground, and began to trim Zhang Qian's short hair, which had grown like a weed.
After trimming Zhang Qian's hair, the mechanical dog then gave Jose a flat haircut, and stretched out a sharp knife from one of the "fingers" of the robot on his right side, and said, "Dip some shampoo into the part of your beard, and I will shave your beard." ”
When José complied, the mechanical dog shaved off José's beard with a knife and left straight back to his place.
Next, Zhang Qian and Jose helped each other to wash and dry their hair with a scoop of water from the plastic box they ate.
After he had finished using two small buckets of water and had washed his face, the mechanical dog returned to the two of them and began to make up for them, making them look a little fatter and more energetic than they were.
When changing clothes, José put a red tie around his neck and said with a wry smile: "It seems that Ms. Geya's life is really difficult, and the clothes given to us are just blouses." ”
Zhang Qian looked at Jose's white shirt and black suit, also smiled, and said: "Hehe, anyway, our lower body is under the table, just like some TV station hosts when they broadcast the news, don't they also wear clothes like this." ”
Jose said: "We are now because we are poor, those hosts are because they are lazy, it is different. ”
Geya's voice sounded again at this time: "Okay, okay, stop talking nonsense, clean yourself up, hurry up and go to your own position to broadcast, our pickup equipment is all high-end Huawei brand, and the two of you talking at the same time will not affect each other's sound effects." As for what to say, I thought it would be better to guide you personally, so I drafted an outline for the two of you, and it will be projected to your desktop in private mode later. ”
Jose nodded and said, "Okay, do as you instruct." With that, he walked to the table on the metal wall on the opposite side.
At this time, Zhang Qian pushed a chair to her desk and said, "Are the radios and small projectors in place?" ”
Geya said: "I use you to worry about doing things? Get out of here and do what you're supposed to do! ”
At this time, the mechanical dog had already walked to José's side, stretched his stubby neck a little, and pointed his head directly in front of him, Mr. Secretary-General, who was sitting in danger, full of energy.
At the same time, behind José, a small indoor garden is projected, and the table top has been transformed into an all-wooden structure, on which a computer and several paper books are placed, and even a steaming white ceramic teacup.
At this point, the mechanical dog said, "Let's get started." ”
"Ahem!" José looked at the outline projected on the table, cleared his throat, and said, "Good afternoon, people all over the world, officials, soldiers. I'm José Agut, Secretary-General of the United Nations, and I'm broadcasting the global address to you live from my new office in the administrative center building at the T10 base on the Moon. After many in-depth conversations with Ms. Gerya Udan, I have made the following decision: I fully support Ms. Gerya Udan as the ruler of all mankind. Here's why: 1. Ms. Geya Udan is the most leading human leader I have ever met. First of all, she is a veteran administrator, and I firmly believe that she is more than capable of being the supreme commander of mankind. The Moon and its space stations are a good example of this, as they have continued to prosper during previous wars. Second, she is a philanthropic leader. Not only did she not change my soul and Adele Chang's souls, but she also gave us a privileged life, a very high political treatment, we were on the moon, we could participate in all their high-level decisions, we could move freely, and we could live in housing that was higher than the standard of living of the vast majority of people. This shows that she does not care about personal gains and losses for the sake of the future of mankind, even if she and her former enemies join hands for the great cause of mankind, she has no complaints. Again, she is a selfless leader. She doesn't care about her own personal future, and now she intends to become the ruler of all mankind, and she is forced to do so. In today's complex world, only the people on the moon base and space station have the ability to manage all mankind, so she gave full play to her collective wisdom, and every decision was made after full discussion and voting by the representatives of the moon base and the space station, of course, including me and Adele Zhang. As for offending some people, she personally came forward. Therefore, there is no doubt about the leadership charisma of Ms. Geya Udan. 2. The Moon Air Force led by Ms. Geya Udan is the army in the world today that is qualified to achieve final victory and unify all mankind. Many countries on the planet have recognized these facts and fully support the cause of the unification of humanity of Ms. Gerya Udan. However, some unreasonable and selfish national leaders have put the future of human science and technology on the back of their minds and pushed their people back to primitive societies. This wrong decision will eventually be abandoned by history and by all mankind! To sum up, I hope that the leaders of some countries, as well as some people who have misunderstood Ms. Geya Udan, will put aside their misunderstandings, open their minds to the fact that Ms. Geya Udan is the supreme leader of humanity, and give up fearless resistance. ...”
At the same time as José gave the above-mentioned tirade, Zhang Qian, who was wearing a lace-collared pink shirt and a red women's blazer, and looked like she was also in the office of Birdsong and Flowers, looked at a micro-drone suspended in front of her, blinked her eyes and said: "Sons of Joseph the Great, followers of Adele Chang!" I'm Adele herself. First of all, I swear in the name of Joseph the Great that I have absolutely not been modified by Lady Geya Udan in my soul. If you don't believe me, I'll prove it to you. ”