The Dragon King of the West Sea held a birthday banquet, and his son Ao Fang drank too much and was driven out of the banquet by him.

When the birthday banquet was over, the Dragon King of the West Sea found that his son was missing, and it didn't matter if he pinched his fingers, he found that his son was gone!

The Dragon King of the West Sea was furious, and Xingshi came to Qiantang County to ask for guilt, and when he saw the group of people who had eaten his son, he wanted to flood Qiantang and avenge his son.

What he didn't expect was that a person who didn't know whether he was alive or dead appeared in the crowd, not only was he not afraid of himself, but he even regarded the shrimp soldiers and crabs he brought as seafood!

This...... Although what you say is true, I don't want to lose face!!

The Dragon King of the West Sea was extremely angry in his heart, raised his eyebrows, and shouted at Zhang Xiu: "Bold mortal, he actually ate my son's dragon meat, if this Dragon King does not flood Qiantang today, how can he vent the hatred in my heart!" ”

The roar of anger shook for hundreds of miles, and the people within a radius of 100 miles were so frightened that their souls were frightened, and people fled towards the outside of the county on their backs, and for a while, the entire county was in chaos.

Jigong stepped forward with a smile, shook his pu fan and said, "Don't be angry, the dragon king, your son is not dead yet!" ”

The Dragon King of the West Sea glanced at Jigong and recognized him as the Dragon Descending Arhat, he couldn't help but calm down, and asked with a dark face: "Dragon Descending Arhat, don't you want to be funny with me, my son is now without bones, can he still come back to life?" ”

Jigong smiled and said, "The Dragon King's words are wrong, my son...... There's only one fish head left! ”

As he spoke, Jigong pointed to the shore of Qiantang.

The Dragon King of the West Sea turned his face to look, and saw Zhang Xiu holding a pig-killing knife, splitting the fish head with a knife, and said excitedly: "This chopped pepper fish head also tastes very good!" ”

Dragon King of the West Sea: "......"

Jigong: "......"

I suspect you're targeting me on purpose!

Jigong coughed embarrassedly, then rubbed a mud ball, fed it to Ao Fang's mouth, and shook it with a fan, and everyone who ate the fish coughed dryly and spit out the fish they ate.

In the next moment, the fish returned to Ao Fang's body, and Ao Fang had recovered at a speed visible to the naked eye, and the meat that had been eaten on his body returned to its original position, and in the end, only six pieces of meat were left that had not been replenished.

Looking at Ao Fang, who had recovered his true body but was motionless, the Dragon King of the West Sea frowned slightly: "Dragon Descending Arhat, why hasn't my son woken up yet?" ”

The Dragon Descending Arhat pinched his fingers and said with a bitter face: "Prince Ao Fang still has six pieces of meat left on his body, and only by making up for these six pieces of meat can he be completely resurrected." ”

The Dragon King of the West Sea shouted: "Are you making this king happy, this king will give you another three days, if you can't resurrect my son, my 30,000 shrimp soldiers and crabs in the West Sea will not spare you!" ”

When Prime Minister Gui Cheng heard this, he said with a wry smile: "King, to be precise, we only have 27,000 soldiers, and the other 3,000 ......."

The Dragon King of the West Sea saw that he wanted to speak and stopped, followed the gaze of the turtle prime minister, and saw that on the bank of the Qiantang River, Zhang Xiu set up a cauldron, and three thousand shrimp and crabs were neatly arranged next to the pot, Zhang Xiu stood in front of the iron pot, studying the recipe with a difficult face, and scratched his head very entangled and said: "Is this the first to eat sea cucumber, or to eat crab first, or to eat abalone first?" ”

Dragon King of the West Sea: "@#¥%¥#@......"

Believe it or not, I ate you first!!

In the angry eyes of the Dragon King of the West Sea, Ji Gong stepped forward with a smile and advised with compassion: "He alone ate two pieces of meat from Ao Fang, and I was just calmly discussing with him to let him spit out the dragon meat that he ate into his mouth."

Dragon King, you must not be angry, this person is not easy to mess with, his name is Zhang Xiu...... Nicknamed the Heavenly Devil! ”

"Uh-huh???"

The Dragon King of the West Sea was slightly stunned, and then gasped.

Hey, Heavenly Demon Zhang Xiu!

The ninth prince of the Dragon King of the East China Sea offended Zhang Xiu, and he still uses the pestle as a viewing spot on the east coast for people to visit!

How could it happen that this killer also ate his own son's meat!

Looking at the frightened expression of the Dragon King of the West Sea, Jigong put on a posture of a peacemaker and said, "I still have a little face in the world, why don't you give him some money, Lord Dragon King, let's break the fortune and avoid disaster?" ”

The Dragon King of the West Sea hesitated for a moment, and after a moment, he made up his mind and said, "You go and ask him how much." ”

Jigong nodded with a smile, came to Zhang Xiu with a smile, and said with a kind face: "Zhang Gongzi, the beloved son of the Dragon King of the West Sea is very heartfelt, and he wants to flood Qiantang and avenge his beloved son." But he promised me in my face that as long as you contributed some money, he would immediately withdraw his troops and go home, and he would not commit any offence with the people. ”

"Huh!"

Zhang Xiu sneered, glanced at Jigong, and said confidently: "I don't read much, don't lie to me." I haven't heard of the meat that can be spit out after eating in his mouth, since he also wants to be peaceful, then he has to show sincerity, you go and tell the Dragon King of the West Sea, Ao Fang I am determined, the Buddha can't keep him when he comes, I said! ”

Jigong: "@#¥%¥#@......"

If I want to take advantage of you, why is it so difficult!!

Ji Gong hummed with a full of grievances, and went to the Dragon King of the West Sea to bargain, and finally returned the age of Ao Fang's dragon meat from three days to three thousand years......

In an atmosphere where a group of people were happy, Jigong sent away the Dragon King of the West Sea, returned to Zhang Xiu with a smile and a smile, and said sincerely: "Zhang Dashan, now Ao Fang is still missing six pieces of meat, I feel that we are going to go our separate ways and resurrect Ao Fang a few days earlier?" ”

Zhang Xiu nodded and said: "I'm good at splitting up, when I was an official, I made many people turn around!" ”

Jigong: "......"

I'm not talking about this separation!

Jigong couldn't cry or laugh, and after being depressed for a moment, he said helplessly: "You can't help or not, right?" ”

Zhang Xiu took out the empty money bag, sighed in embarrassment, and said, "Alas, it's not that I don't want to help, but I don't have the funds for the activity...... Don't you know, my group of students are not only restless when they are alive, but even if they die and go to the underworld, they always ask me to burn paper money and ask me to make up funds for their rebellion! ”

Jigong: "@#¥%¥#@......"

This...... Or if you die, you will treat your life as if you have lived in vain, so as not to be implicated by Zhang Xiu?

Watching Jigong run away as if fleeing for his life, Zhang Xiu showed a holding posture, then turned around and said to Xia'er beside him: "Lady, you always say that these gods and Buddhas, demons and monsters are not easy to get along with, but these I have met are obviously quite easy to talk to!" ”

Xia'er nodded thoughtfully, and reflected deeply: "Maybe it's because those who can't speak well have been buried by you?" ”

When Zhang Xiu heard this, his smile couldn't help but freeze on his face: "......"

Lady, you were taken by Ao Xue!

Ao Xue, who went to the county seat to buy oranges with Ah Fei, stood in front of the orange stall and shivered coldly: "......"

It's like hearing someone wronging me!

(End of chapter)