Mike said, "I think people should call you God, a god, or something to be worthy of our admiration for you and your incomparable dignity. ”

Steve glared at Mike again and said, "Lao Tzu is the biggest official anyway, I love to let you call me Lao Tzu, you just call him honestly, don't talk nonsense!" ”

Mike said: "Okay, Your Royal Highness Marshal Steve, your imperial meal has been prepared by Jack, and you have also made old friend powder and Gongyuan carved eggs according to your request before going to bed last night, and you can watch the live broadcast of Joseph's persuasion to surrender Base No. 2 while eating." ”

Steve said, "Old friend fans? Gongyuan carved eggs? I don't even remember what I said last night. You two go down first, and I'll go down after washing up. ”

In the dining room on the first floor of the villa, Steve skillfully held a pair of chopsticks "Huh! Tremble! He sucked in rice noodles as he squinted at the projection of a business jet in the cabin projected above the table.

A unique taste of old friend noodles mixed with fragrant, spicy and sour fills the whole house.

Sahu and Mike, one holding a white towel and the other holding a burning cigar, stood on either side of Steve.

Steve quickly finished eating the rice noodles, meat, and eggs in the bowl, drank the soup in one go, and then put down the chopsticks, raised his hand and said, "Ah! This spiciness, which was just right, immediately relieved Lao Tzu's dizziness symptoms, and now he is so sober. ”

Sahu hurriedly handed over the cigar and said, "It seems that I will have to eat two bites later, and I am still dizzy now." ”

Mike wiped the sweat off Steve's forehead with a towel and said, "What kind of eyesight do you kid see, you want to eat the rest of the food without asking His Royal Highness Marshal Steve?" ”

Steve took the cigar handed over by Sahu, took a deep breath, and said, "Joseph, I almost forgot to explain something, now you immediately tell that little neon country in Base 2 that you are going to inspect him." ”

Joseph, who had been afraid to watch Steve finish the bowl of old friend noodles, said at this time: "Well, Your Excellency General Steve." ”

Mike immediately interrupted: "It's His Royal Highness Marshal Steve, are you blind?" Are you still deaf? ”

Joseph took a closer look at Steve's rank by the collar and said, "Ah sorry, I didn't look closely. Your Highness Marshal Steve, shortly after I left your house yesterday, did you not tell Mike to tell me at once that I was going to inspect him the next day, and that I should stay on the plane until the morning of EST, lest I should know that I was leaving without sleeping, and that it would arouse his suspicions? ”

Steve turned to Mike and said, "Is there one?" ”

Mike nodded and said, "Yes, Your Highness Marshal Steve, you see that even if you are drunk, you are still so wise and powerful, and give such constructive orders. ”

Steve looked at the bracelet on his wrist and said, "His grandmother's, it's so late now, no wonder Lao Tzu slept so full." Martin, that kid doesn't doubt your performance, does he? ”

Joseph said: "I followed Mike's suggestion last night, and pretended to be crazy with alcohol during the video with Martin, acting a little fiercer, and being in a bad mood, which fooled him into a daze." ”

Steve said, "Yo, this kid Mike still has this mind, not bad." ”

McHar shook his waist and said, "Hehe, thank His Royal Highness Marshal Steve for the compliment, and I also suggest that Joseph should hold a wine bottle in his hand when he punches the card later, so that Martin believes that he is drunk, airsick, and willful, and does not want to land at the checkpoint." Then he continued to borrow alcohol and pretend to be crazy, scolding Martin while letting the plane continue to rush in the direction of Base 2. ”

Steve got up and walked to the living room and said, "Total server, let the projection follow Lao Tzu." This method is really fucking good, from Martin's point of view, the so-called Emperor Joseph in his heart is unwilling to enforce the rules he has set himself, and then he is drunk and must enter Base 2 without going through security, this problem is indeed a very hot potato for Martin. If you intercept and forcibly inspect it, you will be scolded, and if you don't intercept it, you may be scolded afterwards. Hahaha, we'll see how he reacts later. ”

While Steve was drinking coffee on the couch for a while, the female voice characteristic of the server of the business jet in which Joseph was flying rang out: "Joseph the Great, Mr. Martin has requested a video call with you." ”

Mike, who had been standing behind Steve's sofa, immediately bent down and said to Steve: "The business jet server still calls Joseph the Great, I asked Joseph to set it up like this, after all, the drama has to be done enough." ”

Steve nodded and said, "Joseph, turn off my projection and sound here, but keep keeping in touch with me, I'm going to watch you, now you can connect to the video with Martin, he'll suspect if he's hesitating for too long." ”

Joseph, who was sitting in a large beige white airline seat, nodded, picked up a headphone the size of a soybean from the table, stuffed it into his ear, and said: "The server of the plane, turn off the projection of His Royal Highness Marshal Steve, but let him continue to see me and hear my voice, and at the same time give me commands through the headset." ”

At this time, Mike hurriedly said: "This is also my idea to use headphones, you can continue to give instructions to him." ”

Steve glared back at Mike and turned back to look at the projection projected on the white carpet in the living room.

The business jet server said, "Okay, it's set up according to your instructions." ”

Joseph picked up a half-drunk bottle of whiskey on the silver metal folding coffee table in front of him and said, "Connect the video call with Martin." ”

After Martin's figure appeared in the cabin of the business jet, he first bent down and bowed deeply to Joseph, and then said: "Dear Emperor Joseph, why is your face still so flushed, is it that the strength of the wine has not eased, then, I am worried about you." ”

"Goo!!" Joseph took a big sip of the bottle and said, "Well, it's true that he hasn't recovered yet. ”

Martin said: "Drinking alcohol hurts your body, but it's better to drink less." ”

"Boom!"

Joseph put the bottle back on the coffee table and said, "Fuck, what are you doing with me?" If you have anything to say, hurry up! ”

Martin touched his nose and said, "Did you forget something?" ”

Joseph said, "Did you forget to bring you a reward?" ”

"Your plane is about to fly through a security checkpoint, so it doesn't seem to be the same as what you asked of us," Martin said. ”

Joseph said, "Fart! Lao Tzu can fly as much as he likes, this planet is mine, it is mine! You are mine too! ”