Chapter 34: The Wonderful Way to Quit Alcohol
How to divide the sesame oil money in the temple, Liu Xing didn't dare to ask, and the matter of the immortal fight should be left to Zhang Lao Immortal to solve by himself.
However, as a student, the reception banquet for the teacher cannot be saved.
Liu Xing was in the best restaurant in the capital, and ordered a good wine banquet for Zhang Xiu, Zhang Xiu nodded and agreed, and took the seventh prince Li Yu, who happened to be at the meeting, to the banquet together.
Originally, as a foreign minister, he was not allowed to contact the prince in private, but considering that the person who invited the banquet was Liu Xing, this rule was equivalent to a fictitious rule.
After all, who in the Manchu Dynasty dares to accuse this old man, the ministers who are not afraid of being imprisoned, or the grandson of the emperor?
Half an hour later, Li Yu sat down according to the rules of the palace and picked up chopsticks, but suddenly found that a table of wine and food had been swept away, and his outstretched hand suddenly froze in the air.
Ao Xue couldn't finish smashing her mouth, revealing a look of regret: "It's just a meal, and it's all over a meal?" ”
Zhang Xiu picked out a chicken butt from the vegetable bowls in front of him, put it on Yan Feng's plate, and said, "Brother Yan, give you more food!" ”
Yan Feng glanced at him weakly: "It's been fifty years, and you still haven't remembered, I really don't like to eat chicken butts......"
Liu Xing smiled, looked at the scene in front of him, and went back to the time when he was a teenager in the school.
At that time, he and a group of classmates were carefree in the school, playing, and then graduating.
In just the blink of an eye, he is already in the year of his sixtieth birthday.
And the teacher and the director of teaching in front of him are still in their prime, how can this be reasonable......
With a sigh of embarrassment, he turned his face to look at Li Yu, who was crying and laughing, and asked, "How is your father's health recently?" ”
Li Yu hurriedly replied: "There is Lord Yin of Laofu who is concerned, my father is still in good health, but he often suffers from alcohol addiction, and he gets drunk when he drinks. ”
Zhang Xiu took a sip of shark fin and said, "Quit alcoholism, I have experience in this!" ”
Li Yu was overjoyed, and hurriedly asked, "Dare to ask the Holy Master, do you have any magic methods for quitting alcohol addiction?" ”
Zhang Xiu said confidently: "My teacher Wang Xu is also an old drunkard, who has been drinking for 80 years, and since listening to my advice, he has now quit drinking for 20 years. ”
Li Yu stood up and saluted respectfully: "Please give the Holy Master a wonderful method!" ”
Zhang Xiu smiled and waved his hand: "You can't talk about the magic method, the trick is only three words - don't breathe!" I don't know that since my teacher took his last breath, he hasn't drunk a drop of alcohol in the past 20 years! ”
Li Yu: "......"
Yan Feng complained with a slight twitch in the corner of his eyes: "This is really a good idea, so that his father will not only quit drinking, but also other bad habits!" ”
Liu Xing let out a sigh of admiration and said with admiration: "The teacher is really a god, and as soon as he opens his mouth, he solves the problem that the students can't solve for ten years!" ”
Seeing that the emperor was clearly arranged, Chief Manager Wang's face turned blue with fright, and he trembled and said, "The first emperor ...... Ahem, Your Majesty, he is still very diligent and loves the people. ”
Seeing that Manager Wang believed it, Liu Xing couldn't help but smile, and without explaining, he said to Zhang Xiu: "Teacher, you came just in time today."
There is a man in the East Market who is good at divination, and he can calculate the fate of life and death. The morning before yesterday, I passed by his hexagram stall, and he said that I would die in three days, and if I gave him a thousand taels of silver, he would unravel me from death. ”
"Although the student is already in the age of sixties, he still wants to make a living, and I ask the teacher to help me see if the fortune teller is working."
Zhang Xiu looked at Liu Xing in surprise, then closed his eyes and began to calculate, and after a while, he suddenly opened his eyes: "Oh, Liu Xing, you really have a dead fate!"
For the sake of our teacher-student relationship for many years, I don't want 1,000 taels of silver, you just need to give me 900 taels, and I will help you solve this catastrophe! ”
Liu Xing: "......"
The relationship between teachers and students for more than 50 years is worth a hundred taels!
Although Liu Xing was born as a thief, he also committed the common disease of being afraid of death the older he gets, and now he is a little scared when he hears that the "Master Teacher" personally confirmed his death.
Back at home, Liu Xing sat upright in the hall according to Zhang Xiu's instructions, quietly observing the movement.
At night, Liu Xing closed the door and turned on the light, and sat in the room with his sword leaning.
As soon as he heard the sound of ropes in the crack of the window, he hurriedly saw that a little man came in with a spear on his shoulder, and as soon as he landed, he became as tall as an ordinary person.
Liu Xing was startled, and then instinctively drew his sword and slashed at the villain, but he failed to hit.
The villain also seemed to be startled by the fierce Liu Xing, his body became smaller sharply, and he went to find the crack in the window again, wanting to escape.
A murderous aura flashed in Liu Xing's eyes, and with a wave of the sword in his hand, a cold light flashed, and he heard a pop, and the villain fell in response.
stepped forward to take the lamp and shine it, and it turned out to be a paper man, who had been cut off by his sword.
"This ......"
Liu Xing looked at the paper figure on the ground, revealing a surprised expression.
At this time, Yan Feng and Zhang Xiu walked out of the back hall together, and said firmly: "This is the Maoshan technique, someone wants to harm you." ”
Liu Xing pondered for a while, then shook his head, and said with a wry smile: "I have been Jing Zhaoyin for fifty years, and there are countless enemies, and I can't think of anyone who wants to harm me......"
Zhang Xiudao: "This is simple, just grab that Maoshan Taoist priest and ask." With that, he used his stealth technique, his head was suspended in the air, and he quietly hid behind the door.
Seeing this, Yan Feng took a breath with a toothache: "Brother Zhang, fifty years have passed, and your stealth technique still looks so scary......"
Zhang Xiu said dissatisfiedly: "Don't be verbose, what is my stealth technique, even if you don't use any spells, don't you look scary?" ”
Yan Feng: "......"
Look at my memory, how can I forget your angry mouth, if I fight with you again, I'm a mallet!
As he spoke, a monster came in through the window, its face as hideous as a ghost.
Zhang Xiu jumped out from behind him and slapped him on the shoulder.
The monster was startled, and when it saw Zhang Xiu's head flying in mid-air, it suddenly jumped back in fright, and screamed, "Hell!! ”
As soon as the words landed, Yan Feng waved his sword finger with his right hand, and the monster was instantly cut into two, and the two bodies squirmed on the ground at the same time.
Yan Feng frowned, waved his fingers again and again, and the sword qi was vertical and horizontal, and the monster was broken into thousands of pieces, and the corpse fell to the ground one by one, which turned out to be a mud puppet made of dirt.
After solving the clay puppet, Yan Feng's face became serious, and he said to Zhang Xiu: "Jinmu, water, fire, and earth, the Five Elements Stand-in Technique, Brother Zhang, this Maoshan Taoist priest is a bit of a Taoist!" ”
Zhang Xiu's eyes lit up: "It's nothing if he's not powerful, it's mainly the metallic stand-in...... Is it made of gold? ”
Yan Feng: "......"
I'm going to have to explain it to you!!
(End of chapter)