Chapter 300: Sober Enemy Army
Joseph, Sahu, Mike, and Steve sat around the couch and looked at the Ami Odyssey projected above the carpet between the coffee table and the desk.
Ami stood in what appeared to be an office in what appeared to be an underground fortification, shook his head, and said, "No, I don't accept your proposal. ”
Steve grimaced and said, "Don't you believe in your Joseph the Great anymore?" You dare to disobey even his orders! ”
Ami said with a bitter face: "Emperor Joseph, you have modified his soul, and his current order is definitely not made from his heart. If I surrender to you now, and he returns to his original state of mind in the future, he will never forgive me. ”
Joseph said: "I don't think I'm having any problems now, I like the way I am, and I don't want to go back to being greedy and shameless." I hope that the people of Base 2 will face the reality and implant love in your own hearts, just like me, and then sprinkle this love all over the universe. ”
Mike raised his hand at this time and said, "Brother Joseph, can I say a few words to him?" ”
Joseph said, "Brother Mack, please speak. ”
Mike said, "May I ask Mr. Ami, do you know why Big Brother Joseph is so perfect and friendly now?" ”
"Hmph" Ami snorted coldly and said, "It's not that any of you fools have become like this, when I save Joseph the Great, I must cramp and skin the person who framed Joseph the Great like this." ”
Mike clutched his chest and said, "Oh! It's cruel that you're doing this, and I tell you, it was the Sahu brothers who set up the program that made our big brother Joseph what he is now. ”
Ami stared at Sahu and said, "Dog, it turned out to be a good thing you did." I always thought it was Steve's stupid pig who did it. ”
Sahu was just about to stand up, but Mike reached out and grabbed his right hand, clasped it tightly, and said, "Brother Sahu, let me finish." ”
Sahu pursed his lips and said, "Okay then." ”
Mike smiled softly at Sahu, turned to Ami and said, "I want to ask Mr. Ami a question. ”
Ami said, "If there's a fart, let it go." ”
Mike said: "Brother Sahu, and I have always been a good brother to Big Brother Joseph, and have been loyal to him, does Mr. Ami approve of this?" ”
Ami said, "It used to be like this, but now you have all betrayed him. ”
Mike said: "No, the reason why Brother Sahu made Brother Joseph like this is because Sahu and I, in order to prevent people from coveting Brother Joseph's leadership position in the future, we used the methods we could think of or couldn't think of to modify the souls of everyone in the entire base, including our three brothers, so we set up such a hidden prevention procedure. When what we feared really happens, the program automatically kicks in, taking over the brains of the perpetrators and modifying our souls back. Then, sure enough, Big Brother Steve once had a bad heart, and suddenly became troubled and modified the souls of everyone in Base One. Thankfully, we hid the app and saved us. ”
Ami said: "This is a bit crooked, right? ”
Mike said: "No, no, no, we believe that people should be kind, and the essence of kindness and fraternity is also a kind of welfare that people should be born with, so Brother Sahu is also for the good of Brother Joseph, so he suppressed his ambition and his desires, and dedicated kindness and fraternity to Brother Joseph, so in fact, Sahu, even me, and even everyone who was injected with love, still loved Brother Joseph from the bottom of his heart." If you don't believe me, I can go to Base 2 and have you scan my brain to see if I'm still supporting Big Brother Joseph in my heart. ”
Ami said: "No need, I don't care if you really support Joseph the Great or not, I just want the original Joseph the Great to come back and lead us to conquer the universe." ”
Mike said, "But it's true that the entire people in our base 1, like the people in your base 2, support Big Brother Joseph as our leader." Logically, we are all subordinates of Big Brother Joseph, so why bother about what Big Brother Joseph's personality is like? ”
Ami said: "Then I have a suggestion, we each send the same number of troops, confront each in a certain place, let Joseph the Great stand between the armies on both sides of us, and then we will each send one person, together to change the soul of Joseph the Great back to the way it was before, and then ask him together, let him choose for himself what his future character will be, and choose which side to lead." Which side he chooses, and the other side also collectively accepts the other party's value modification, do you dare to do this? ”
Mike: "..."
Joseph said, "I will not accept your ridiculous suggestion anyway. ”
Ami said: "Emperor Joseph, then I can only make amends to you here first, and after we occupy Base 1 and rescue you, I will personally commit suicide in front of you to apologize." ”
Steve said: "Don't forget, we have nuclear weapons, we have all kinds of satellites, and we have more conventional equipment and personnel than you, how can you be confident that you can take back Big Brother Joseph?" ”
Ami said: "Nuclear weapons, you fake good people don't dare to use them on us. We don't need satellites, and it's not a large-scale war, and walkie-talkies for communication are enough. As for reconnaissance, there must be only positional warfare and street fighting between us, and it is enough to use drones. As for the rest of the equipment, we can walk with a compass to Base One. We are a little smaller in number, but we dare to do anything cruel in order to rescue Joseph the Great, but you don't dare, hum! We'll see. ”
Steve said, "Even if you fight bayonets, you can't fight us." ”
Ami said: "It's useless to talk more, let's see you on the battlefield, bye-bye." server, turn off the video call with them immediately! ”
Looking at the empty Ami projection, Steve said, "It seems that war is inevitable. ”
Joseph nodded and said, "Yes, now it's a matter of who makes the first move." ”
"I think we're here and waiting for them, we're going to have the advantage as the defensive side," Mike said. ”
Sahu said: "Yes, yes, Big Mac is right, once they send out the army, the satellites we control will be able to see it immediately. ”