Dressing up as a man is an old profession for Yan Feng, but pretending to be the first beauty in the world is the first time he has experienced it.

Zhang Xiu's star-making campaign this time can be described as huge, and before Yan Feng appeared, he had already carried out overwhelming publicity.

Every morning, Yan Feng has to sit in a sedan chair with a red silk curtain to parade the streets, and thirty-two maids pour flower petals, making people want to see the beauty of the world's first beauty, attracting countless onlookers who entered Beijing to take the exam.

In order to catch a glimpse of Yan Feng's beauty, Zhang Xiu also held a poetry conference, and finally Li Yu, the seventh prince who was known as the world's first talent, won the championship.

After meeting the world's first beauty, Li Yu's whole person seemed to have lost his soul, and he was confused all day long, not thinking about tea and dinner, which shows how charming the world's first beauty is.

Early this morning, Yan Feng sat in a sedan chair again, parading the streets with great fanfare.

In the crowd, a young man with shiny eyes looked at Hu Ke'er standing in front of the sedan chair, with a hint of admiration in his eyes: "Qingshui out of hibiscus, naturally carved and decorated, even a maid is so beautiful and moving, how beautiful is this world's first beauty!" ”

This young man is the prostitute Hua Yunlong.

Hua Yunlong, Mingzhong, the word Yunlong, nicknamed Qiankun Thief, Xichuan Road Jiangyang Thief. This man is a man of all talents, only good at picking flowers, and defiled and killed nine women from good families.

He originally had a heart of repentance, came to Lin'an Mansion to play, and suddenly had a heart attack, Wuzhu'an was not allowed to kill the chaste martyr because of adultery, and re-troubled Qin Xiangfu, stealing the jade bracelet and bead crown, and Lin'an Mansion was arrested to no avail, so he asked Jigong to arrest him.

This time, he happened to catch up with Yan Hongye, the first beauty in the world, to come to the capital, which made him very excited and wanted to pick this beautiful flower......

After finding out the address of the world's first beauty, taking advantage of the dark night and high wind, Hua Yunlong changed into a night suit and quietly came to Li Ji's mansion.

After carefully observing the layout of the house, he came to the main room in the backyard, poked a hole with his fingers, inserted a tube of incense into the hole, and opened his mouth to blow hard.

After a pop, Hua Yunlong felt dizzy for a while.

Why is there someone blowing on the other side!

Shaking his head, Hua Yunlong bit the tip of his tongue and took a pill.

When he came to his senses, he picked the deadbolt with his knife, quietly entered the room, and closed the door closely.

The bedroom and living room were separated by a beaded curtain, through which it seemed as if a tall man was lying in the brocade quilt.

Hua Yunlong suddenly felt that his mouth was dry, swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and walked lightly to the bedside.

At this time, a voice suddenly sounded behind him: "Do you feel dry mouth and hot all over your body?" ”

Hua Yunlong's body trembled, and he quickly turned his face, and what caught his eye was a head floating in the air!!

Hua Yunlong's face turned pale with fright, and he said in a trembling voice: "You, what the hell are you!" ”

Zhang Xiu showed his whole body and said with a smile: "I am a poor ghost!" ”

Hua Yunlong: "......"

I've seen a lot of poor ghosts, don't lie to me......

After struggling for a while, Hua Yunlong took out a silver ingot and threw it to Zhang Xiu tentatively: "You take this silver, don't ruin my good deeds." ”

Zhang Xiu got the silver, showed a satisfied expression, and said, "Then you can enjoy it slowly." ”

After speaking, he walked out of the door and locked the door intimately.

Seeing this, Hua Yunlong's whole person was stunned.

It is said that money can make ghosts grind, but it is the first time he has found out that money can still make ghosts lock the door?!

After being stunned for a moment, Hua Yunlong showed a lustful expression again, turned around with his index finger, and gently picked up the quilt covering the world's first beauty.

"Beauty, I'm ...... it! ”

The quilt was lifted, and Hua Yunlong saw a big man with a beard lying on the bed, supporting his side face with his hands, rubbing red rouge on his face, and staring at himself with a charming face!!

"Vomit ......"

In a moment of retching, an iron fist slammed into his abdomen, causing him to curl up in pain.

Yan Feng's burly body bounced high from the bed, twisted his neck, and made two clicking sounds.

"Hua Yunlong, next year, today will be your death day!"

At the same time, Ao Xue stood outside the door, watching a black cloud rushing towards the courtyard, sighed slightly, and said with a sympathetic face: "Alas, it's still here, these monsters, why don't you know whether you are dead or alive." ”

When the words landed, the black clouds distorted, and a yellow-faced old Taoist wearing a Taoist robe appeared, and landed smoothly in the courtyard, looking at Zhang Xiu, he laughed out loud.

"Junior, this Hua Yunlong is my friend's nephew, for the sake of the poor road, you can let him go."

Zhang Xiu nodded slightly, and said to Ao Xue on the roof: "As the saying goes, listen to people's advice to eat well, and when the old-timers speak, we have to listen." Boiled snow, you go to the inn and release the horse that Huayun Dragon is riding. ”

Old Taoist: "@#¥%¥#@......"

Mine......

When the old Taoist priest was about to hold back his anger, Zhang Xiu opened his mouth and said: "Senior, I see that you are not young anymore, how many years have you been practicing?" ”

Chang Laodao smiled proudly: "Hahaha, I'm not afraid to tell you, King Wen is out of the Tiger Pass, collect Lei Zhenzi, I can see it with my own eyes." When Jiang Taigong was beheaded, I was too late to catch up. I can't remember exactly how many years have passed, so you don't have to ask! ”

This old Taoist priest claims to be Chang Lao Tao, but he is a python, and what he says is true.

However, with his cultivation, even if he participated in the Shang and Zhou Wars, I am afraid that he will not be on the list, and a wisp of soul will be reincarnated and reincarnated......

After Zhang Xiu listened to him, his face showed a strange look, and he said, "Then you dare to ask me to release people without asking me how many years I have been cultivating?" ”

Chang Lao Dao was slightly stunned, and looked at Zhang Xiu hesitantly: "Then how many years have you cultivated?" ”

Zhang Xiu sneered: "When Pangu opened the sky, I was not yet born, and when the Dao Ancestor became enlightened, I didn't catch up with ......."

When Chang Lao Dao heard this, his face became extremely solemn.

This...... I've encountered a hard stubble!!

When he was frightened and inexplicable, Zhang Xiu held his chin and thought about it, frowned and said: "I didn't catch up with the Lich War, and I didn't seem to catch up with the Battle of the Gods, this ...... Why did I give birth so late? ”

“……”

After a period of dead silence, Chang Laodao stood up with a hideous face, brought a monstrous demon wind, and punched Zhang Xiu: "I'll let you scare me again!" ”

Zhang Xiu dodged his punch sideways, a burst of scorching pure yang qi rose from his body, grabbed his wrist, and continued to laugh and groan.

"But some people say that I am the reincarnation of the Eastern Prince......"

Chang Laodao felt his hot wrist that was about to melt, and there was a burst of fear in his heart: "@#¥%¥#@......"

Why don't you say this first!!

(End of chapter)