Chapter 53: Hypocrisy is not insane
The moment the two phantoms appeared, the air in the entire medical hall seemed to become gloomy.
Looking closely, the two phantoms gradually solidified, revealing their true bodies.
One of the giants had green fangs and a pair of long legs, while the other had long hair and a head as big as a water tank, and exuded a vicious and cold aura on his body.
Looking at the two monsters that suddenly appeared, Li Heng's face was as white as paper with fright, and he couldn't stop trembling.
"Ghost ...... Hell! ”
After a scream, the big-headed ghost swept his gaze and turned his face in confusion: "Old Yang, these people are all alive, didn't I tell you to be careful, and when they die, I will call our brothers to collect souls?" ”
Doctor Yang pointed at Zhang Xiu and said anxiously: "It's all burning eyebrows, that's still so much, he said that he wants to kill me, if I die, you can catch the soul yourself!" ”
The Long-legged King stretched out his long scarlet tongue and looked at Zhang Xiu greedily: "This person's soul exudes a delicious breath, and it will definitely satisfy the adults!" ”
With that, he stretched out his arm, and two long black nails pinched towards Zhang Xiu's head.
Zhang Xiu smashed a stick on his fingers, clicked, his nails were shattered, and the long-legged king screamed in pain, and his two fingers trembled and retracted.
"Damn little thing!"
was beaten by Zhang Xiu's nails, the long-legged king bared his teeth in anger, clenched his fists viciously, and his fists brought up a cold yin wind, and smashed towards Zhang Xiu with a punch!
After a loud bang, the wooden planks on the ground shattered and flew, and a puff of smoke filled the entire medical hall.
The long-legged king was obscured by the smoke and dust, lost his goal, opened his mouth and inhaled, all the smoke and dust were inhaled into his mouth, sneered, and found Zhang Xiu's traces in the counter.
"I'll see where you can hide this time!"
As he spoke, he raised his fist and was about to smash it at Zhang Xiu again.
Zhang Xiu said calmly: "The smoke and dust are poisonous, I will send it." ”
The Long-legged King laughed: "I'm a ghost, and I'm afraid of poison, tell me, what poison can poison a ghost in this heaven and earth?" ”
Zhang Xiu said calmly: "Have you ever heard of a poison, ghosts will forget all the memories of their previous lives when they drink it." ”
When the Long-legged King heard this, his huge body immediately trembled, and a frightened expression appeared on his face: "Meng Po Tang?!" ”
Zhang Xiu smiled kindly: "Yes, it's Meng Po soup, I went to the underworld to ask for salary a few days ago, and the king of Hades didn't open the door for me, so I pretended to be mixed in, and before leaving, I came out with a bowl of Meng Po soup to pay for my salary!" ”
The Long-legged King suddenly panicked, and hurriedly shouted at the big head Li on the side: "Brother, my loyalty to the Heavenly Demon Lord can be seen by the sun and the moon, and when the Lord is out of trouble, you must make it clear to the Lord!" ”
The big head Li nodded with a touched face: "Brother, don't worry, I will definitely explain to Lord Heavenly Demon!" As he spoke, he grabbed his wrist excitedly.
"Wait, you just said ...... Lord Heavenly Demon? ”
The big head Li viciously looked at Zhang Xiu fiercely: "That's right, I'm not afraid to tell you, our two brothers are the two green and red ghosts who cooked for the Heavenly Demon Lord back then!"
Now that 30,000 years have passed, Lord Heavenly Demon is about to get rid of the seal of the Buddha and lead us to unify the Three Realms! Unfortunately, you didn't have a chance to get this out of the way! ”
Zhang Xiu raised her eyebrows and said with a smile: "Isn't this a coincidence!" ”
When the words landed, Zhang Xiushi displayed the "Heavenly Demon Disintegration Dafa", burning ten years of life, and a fierce aura rose from his body.
With a suck of his right hand, he sucked Dr. Yang into his hand, and with a click, he broke his neck.
[God has the virtue of a good life, you successfully released Li Heng, and rewarded you with twenty years of experience in fake dementia]
Fake idiocy is not crazy??
Zhang Xiu was slightly stunned, and looked at Li Heng with incredulity.
This fourth prince has been acting absurdly for many years, but he is actually pretending?
At the same time, the long-legged king and the big-headed Li Ergui were already dumbfounded, feeling the familiar aura on Zhang Xiu's body, and suddenly fell to their knees on the ground, and their huge bodies changed to the size of a normal person's fist in the blink of an eye.
"Lord Heavenly Demon! When are you coming out?! ”
Seeing that the two ghosts were both surprised and frightened, and didn't even dare to raise their heads, Zhang Xiu said lightly: "This seat has never been sealed by the Buddha, and the so-called seal is just the result that this seat wants them to see." ”
When the Long-legged King heard this, he immediately became excited and couldn't help himself: "I'll just say, the Heavenly Demon Lord's ability is thorough, how can those bald donkeys in the West Heaven be able to defeat him!" ”
The big head Li echoed: "Lord Heavenly Demon is unparalleled in wisdom, and even we have been concealed!" Heavenly Court must have even more unexpectedly, you have been reincarnated as an adult! ”
Zhang Xiu nodded and said, "The time is not yet ripe, so you must not make a public announcement about this matter." I command you to release all the ghosts you have collected, and then gather those loyal subordinates of this throne and let them go to ...... on August 15 this year Go to the mouth of the Guan River! ”
The two ghosts hurriedly received the order, and then, the long-legged king said without saying anything: "My lord, the Meng Po soup I drank ......"
Zhang Xiu smiled faintly: "It's okay, I'll put it in that bowl of Meng Po soup...... Mixed with water. ”
Long-Footed King: "......"
Lord Heavenly Demon has not only studied how to unify the Three Realms over the years, but also studied business by the way?
Dual-minded, Lord Heavenly Demon...... It's truly unparalleled in wisdom!
Thinking in his heart, the second ghost raised his face slightly, looked up at Zhang Xiu with reverence, and then disappeared into the medical hall with excitement.
Seeing the two ghosts leave completely, Zhang Xiu breathed a sigh of relief.
carelessly, the cultivation of these two ghosts is definitely higher than that of the Ten Thousand Demon Queen back then, and he can only crack a nail of the Longfoot King with all his strength.
Even if Yan Feng and Xia'er come over together, I'm afraid they may not be able to take these two ghosts.
The two minions have such cultivation, how terrifying is the heavenly demon who was suppressed by the Buddha back then......
When Zhang Xiu was amazed in his heart, under Mount Tai, a head suspended in a cave suddenly opened its eyes, and its eyes revealed a deep doubt.
"What's the matter, what about my qi? If that old bald donkey did it...... Or the Jade Emperor? ”
In front of the gate of Liu Xing's mansion, Yang Jian, the Erlang God who had incarnated as a mortal, had already followed Hu Ke'er's breath and came to the gate.
When he was in the market just now, the moment he met Ao Xue, he saw her true identity at a glance. As the god of law enforcement, Ao Xue left the Huai River without authorization, and was originally to be severely punished by him, but because she wanted to find the Roaring Sky Dog and Agarwood, he didn't pay much attention to her leaving her post without permission.
Just when he found Hu Ke'er and was about to walk into the gate of Liu's Mansion, Yang Jian suddenly felt a sense in his heart, his steps paused, and his face became extremely difficult to look at.
Some demons who have been famous for a long time, I don't know what stimulated them, actually rushed to his dojo together?!
(End of chapter)