Chapter 30: Hot Pot

Guan Jiangkou, Erlang Shinto Dojo.

Yang Jian was eating hot pot and singing, when suddenly a golden light flashed, and the Jade Emperor appeared in front of him alone.

Yang Jian gasped, his face changed, he took out a three-pointed two-edged knife and slashed towards the Jade Emperor, and scolded in a fierce voice: "What a demon, come to harm my cultivation again!" ”

The Jade Emperor raised his hand slightly, held the three-pointed two-edged knife with two fingers, and said lightly: "There are only two of us uncles and nephews here, and Erlang doesn't have to pretend to be crazy." ”

Yang Jian's face changed slightly, put away the three-pointed two-edged knife, and sneered: "Hmph, this illusion is really getting more and more like the real thing!" ”

The Jade Emperor sighed slightly: "The way of heaven is constant, and many things are not beyond my control." There is no need to mention the past, when today, the heavenly demons hide their whereabouts and hide behind the scenes to make waves, are you willing to go out of the mountain? ”

Yang Jian's face changed several times, and he said, "You and the Buddha can't fight the Heavenly Demon together, what if I go?" ”

The Jade Emperor said: "I know your skills, since the day you were born, you have refined the way of killing, and there is no one in the heavenly court who is more suitable to deal with the heavenly demons than you." ”

"If you don't agree, I can only send Tai Platinum Star to reincarnate in the mortal world, and I am afraid that there will be another catastrophe in the world......"

Yang Jian sneered: "What does the world have to do with me?" It's a big deal to change to a Heavenly Emperor, and I will still be my Judicial God! ”

The Jade Emperor was silent for a long time, silently took out a razor, and said with a serious expression: "If you don't agree, then uncle and I will commit suicide in the first month, so that you will become a bald lady in the future!" ”

Yang Jian's face suddenly showed horror: "Hmm??!! ”

Who did you learn this from!!

The dignified Jade Emperor, how can he be a scoundrel?

After a moment of confusion, Yang Jian looked at the Jade Emperor with a complicated expression for a while, thinking of all living beings in heaven and earth, thinking of the responsibility on his shoulders, he sighed deeply, and said seriously: "Uncle, as a judicial god, it is my duty to maintain the order of the Three Realms, you don't need to say more at all...... You'd better put the razor away first! ”

Looking at Yang Jian, who would rather die than become a bald scoop, the Jade Emperor smiled slightly, put away the razor, and said with a faint smile: "Sure enough, it's my good nephew." ”

Yang Jian was depressed for a while, then lowered his head and saluted: "Uncle, don't worry, when I go to the world, I will definitely eradicate Zhang Xiu as soon as possible and give you and Heavenly Court an explanation!" ”

Jade Emperor: "......"

I'm not talking about this heavenly demon!!

Ling Mountain, Da Lei Yin Temple.

Ji Gong stood at the door with a smile on his face, crooked his mouth and said with a smile: "The Dragon Descending Arhat has completed the tribulation, please open the door for me Buddha and let me return to Lingshan!" ”

After a while, the solemn and solemn voice of the Buddha sounded: "Descending the dragon Arhat, how many calamities have you experienced in this life?" ”

Ji Gong replied with a smile: "The disciple has experienced a total of nine hundred and eighty-one tribulations, and he deserves to be satisfied. ”

The Buddha sighed and said, "Alas, you have crossed a total of eighty tribulations, and there is still one calamity left, which is the Heavenly Demon Tribulation." Only if you can take refuge in my Buddha can you return to Lingshan. ”

When Jigong heard this, he couldn't help but be dumbfounded: "Ha??!! ”

Listen to what you mean, I won't be able to go back to Lingshan in this life??

On the other side, Zhang Xiu, who had subdued the Eight Demons, returned home and took stock of the harvest this time.

The Eight Demons do a lot of evil, although they inherited Ao Bing's refining method, but the magic weapons they refine are all evil magic weapons made of human lives.

After releasing the yin souls in these magic weapons, Zhang Xiu gained thousands of years of lifespan, which was enough to make up for the loss of using the Heavenly Demon Disintegration Dafa, and even had a large surplus.

Coupled with the Heaven Swallowing Dafa obtained from Lily, this time it is a bumper harvest.

Hearing Xia'er's proposal that she personally cook and treat everyone, Zhang Xiu's face changed slightly, and she said seriously: "Lady, although the eight demons have been eliminated, they are definitely not the only ones left by the Heavenly Demons, so let's wait for us to clean up the remnants of the Heavenly Demons, let's celebrate again!" ”

Xia'er hummed reluctantly and said, "Then let's have a hot pot and celebrate a little?" ”

Ao Xue said excitedly: "The hot pot is good, I'll go to the market to buy sheep!" ”

Xia'er said unhappily: "What kind of sheep to buy, it costs a lot, I caught two monsters the day before yesterday and used them to make hot pot." ”

As long as it wasn't Xia'er who cooked herself, Ao Xue was thankful, and nodded again and again: "Well, just have meat to eat, what kind of monster did you catch Xia'er?" ”

Xia'er showed a smile: "The day before yesterday, I caught two thousand-year-old earth dragons, and they happened to be used for shabu-shabu. ”

"Earth Dragon??"

Ao Xue was stunned for a moment, and then her face turned greener than spinach.

The earth dragon is an earthworm, and this thing can also make hot pot??!!

I don't read much, don't lie to me!

Half an hour later, Xia'er brought out a pot of bubbling turquoise hot pot bottom, and all kinds of ingredients were placed on the table.

At this time, two golden rays of light came to the courtyard one after the other.

After the golden light dissipated, Yang Jian and Jigong appeared in front of everyone.

Zhang Xiu's face was overjoyed, he stood up and walked out of the door, and saluted: "Master Daoji, second cousin!" You're just in time, we're about to eat, come, let's sit down together!" ”

As he spoke, he enthusiastically pulled the two to the table and sat down.

Yang Jian and Ji Gong sniffed the dipping sauce that Zhang Xiu had prepared, and a smile appeared on their faces.

"Eat hot pot, monk, I like dog meat hot pot the most!"

Seeing Jigong's self-cooked appearance, Yang Jian felt a little unhappy in his heart, and said with a cold face: "Why don't I go and slaughter the Roaring Sky Dog and let the Dragon Descending Arhat evaluate one or two?" ”

Jigong smiled, shook his fan and said: "I don't dare to eat the Roaring Sky Dog, kill the Roaring Sky Dog, Zhenjun, you will become a dog in the future." ”

When the two met, they were full of gunpowder.

Seeing this, Zhang Xiu acted as a peacemaker, picked up the ingredients in the hot pot, put them in the bowl of the two, and said: "Today, we are here regardless of camp, whether it is people from Lingshan or Heavenly Court, they are all guests!" If you don't have an appetite, I can ask Ao Xue to perform a bite lighter for you! ”

Ao Xue: "......"

You can be a person!

In Ao Xue's resentful eyes, the two of them smiled and relaxed, and at the same time picked up the ingredients in the bowl and put them in their mouths.

In the next moment, the faces of the two changed suddenly.

Yang Jian got up suddenly, kicked over the stool, and said angrily: "The heavenly demon is hateful, he actually poisoned our food!" ”

Jigong rubbed a few mud pills, stuffed one into his mouth, looked nervous and looked left and right: "Everyone eat my antidote pill first, save your life first!" ”

Zhang Xiu's cheeks twitched twice, looked at Xia'er, who was gloomy, and said, "Lady, these two must be fakes, when I kill them, I will make you a sumptuous banquet again!" ”

With that, he kicked over the table, drew his sword and threw himself at the two!

Looking at Zhang Xiu with a righteous face, Ao Xue couldn't help but be dumbfounded: "@#¥%¥#@......"

So it could be like this?!

Yesterday I slept late and frozen, I felt okay and ate a cold skin, pulled my stomach for a day, I just arrived, I didn't find a pharmacy, I was forced to endure for a day, and today I changed first......

(End of chapter)