Chapter 34: Onitsu

Adhering to the principle that it is a bastard to have a cheap advantage, in the evening, Zhang Xiu took the free physical examination coupon eaten by Ao Xue, and took Yang Jian and Jigong to the security hall.

Seeing Zhang Xiu come to the door with two "patients", Xu Xian was overjoyed, and warmly stepped forward and said: "Zhang Gongzi, you sit down for a while, and I will diagnose your friend!" ”

As he spoke, he stared at the red line on Yang Jian's eyebrows for a while, took out a knife and said, "This son, there should be a ball of meat in the center of your eyebrows, I'll take it out with the knife!" ”

Yang Jian instantly glared at Xu Xian: "......"

That's my eyes!!

Jigong puffed up, shook his fan and said, "Little doctor, you have to be able to take out the meat ball in the center of his eyebrows, and the monk will come out of the consultation fee." ”

Xu Xian turned his face to look at Jigong and said, "Master, the sequelae of your stroke are already quite serious, I will come to amputate your shoulder after cutting the meat balls." ”

Jigong: "!! ”

Let's not talk about whether he had a stroke, the treatment of the sequelae of stroke requires amputation?

Bai Suzhen walked out with a desperate face, and said weakly: "Doctor Xu, it's dark, and it's easy to be in danger if you can't see clearly after surgery, so it's better to talk about it tomorrow." ”

She has already recognized Yang Jian and Jigong, and if she doesn't come forward to explain, I'm afraid it won't be Xu Xian who will operate on them, but these two immortals will take her as a snake demon who opened a medical hall to "make money and kill people"!

Xu Xian frowned and said, "White girl, if we open a medical hall, how can there be any reason to rush patients out?" In the long run, how will this medical center be opened? ”

Bai Suzhen was full of helplessness, if I could, I would like to close this medical hall now......

Zhang Xiu said with a smile: "Actually, there is a trick to opening a medical center, I have also opened a medical center before, and I have a lot of experience to pass on to you." ”

Xu Xian suddenly showed a surprised expression, and sincerely asked: "Zhang Gongzi, what are the tricks to opening a medical hall?" ”

Zhang Xiu said very patiently: "With my experience, in addition to finding a doctor with excellent medical skills to sit in the hall, the control of medicinal materials must also be strict. All the medicinal materials in the world must be complete, and every patient must be treated as his own relatives.

As long as you persevere, you will soon find that you are losing more money day by day, and slowly the hospital will not be able to open. ”

Xu Xian: "......"

I don't want a trick to opening a medical clinic!

Xu Xian's heart was full of messiness, and when he started to vomit out of nowhere, a rush of footsteps sounded, and a man in coarse cloth clothes and a powerful man walked in with a young man with a vegetable on his back.

"Doctor Xu, look at my brother!"

"Isn't this the first prize in the steamed bun competition during the day, Second Brother Li, don't panic first, put the patient lying flat on the bed!"

Xu Xian immediately came back to his senses, asked Li Er to put the patient on the bed, and checked his body.

The patient's abdomen was bulging high, his breathing was very rapid, he looked out of breath, and he couldn't speak with his mouth open.

Xu Xian checked his pulse, frowned and said, "Second Brother Li, what did your brother eat today?" His symptoms didn't look like poisoning, or like he had eaten a rancid meal, but he definitely ate something he shouldn't have eaten. ”

Yang Jian looked at the patient a few times and said, "He has a lot of yin qi in his body, which needs to be discharged as soon as possible. ”

Jigong nodded, rubbed a mud pill, and stuffed it into the patient's mouth.

The effect of the mud pill was immediate, and the patient's bulging stomach disappeared at a speed visible to the naked eye, and the breathing became smoother.

Xu Xian suddenly realized: "It turned out to be yin qi, I'll fry him with ginseng soup." ”

As he spoke, he grabbed the herbs and decocted the medicine on the side.

After a short time, Xu Xian helped the patient to pour the decoction into his mouth, the patient's face suddenly distorted, opened his mouth and spit out something like egg white, and then lay on the side of the bed and retched a few times, and finally came to his senses completely.

Xu Xian let him rinse his mouth with water and asked, "This big brother, what are you eating here?" ”

With a hint of shock on the patient's face, he stammered.

The patient's name was Li San, and he was resting on the bed after finishing his farm work during the day.

In his drowsiness, he saw a woman come out of the wall.

The woman's hair was as loose as a basket of straw, and her hair hung down to cover her face, and she went to the bed and parted her hair with her hand, revealing her face, fat and black.

Li San was very frightened and wanted to run away, but the woman suddenly jumped on the bed, hugged his head hard, kissed him, and sent saliva to his mouth with her tongue, which was as cold as ice cubes and gradually flowed down to her throat.

Li San wanted not to swallow it, but he couldn't breathe, and it was thick and sticky to swallow, which could plug his throat. I took a breath, and then my mouth was full again, and when I was so angry that I couldn't breathe, I swallowed a mouthful. After a long time, he couldn't bear it anymore. Hearing the footsteps of someone walking outside the door, the woman let go of her hand and hurried away.

Li San stumbled to finish the things he encountered during the day, and said in a trembling voice: "I'm bumping into a ghost......

"Listening to this description, it seems to have swallowed the ghost, and there is a trace of demonic energy on his body, thinking that this female ghost is also the handiwork of the heavenly demon."

Zhang Xiu groaned for a while, took out the city god seal, and summoned the bull head and horse face.

Niu Tou Ma Mian was wearing an official robe, and when he saw Zhang Xiu, he immediately shouted in surprise: "Lord Chenghuang, your old man finally remembered me, the villain wants to kill you!" ”

Zhang Xiu nodded and asked, "Niu Tou Ma Mian, has there ever been a black and fat lustful female ghost in the boundary of Qiantang County recently?" ”

Niu Tou Ma was stunned, then took out a booklet and flipped through it, closed the booklet after a while and said: "Back to the city god, there is such a female ghost near here, but this female ghost is quite cunning, as if she can sense the danger in advance, and she runs away without waiting to see the yin, and we haven't caught her so far." ”

Zhang Xiu frowned and said, "If she has this ability, it will be really difficult to catch." ”

Yang Jian snorted: "As long as I see it, she won't be able to run away, I don't believe that any ghost can run faster than somersault clouds." ”

Zhang Xiu then remembered that there are few people in the world who are faster than Yang Jian, and said with a smile: "Then this is troublesome second cousin, Master Daoji, let's catch ghosts!" ”

Jigong stood in place and said resentfully: "I want to go with you, but this little doctor has to let me go first." ”

As he spoke, he looked at Xu Xian with a depressed face.

Zhang Xiu turned his face to look, and saw Xu Xian grabbing Jigong's arm excitedly, and rubbing the mud pills evenly on his arm with the other hand, and his skin was rubbed red......

Zhang Xiu: "@#¥%¥#@......"

With this set of skillful bathing techniques, if Xu Xian had changed his career to open a bath, he would have made a fortune a long time ago......

(End of chapter)