The disciple of the Yellow Virgin Jiufeng is a weasel transformed into a spirit, and he naturally likes to play tricks on people.

Before she became a sperm, she liked to steal the farmer's chicks and put them in the neighbor's house, causing the two families to quarrel, and she was happy to watch the excitement from the sidelines.

It is precisely because of her bad character that she was accepted as a disciple by Jiufeng, taught her spells, and let her come out to cause trouble for Zhang Xiu and them.

This time, she pretended to be Liu Yuanwai's niece Qiao'er and came to Hejian County.

After coming to Liu's house, she first ate the old lady of the Liu family, and played the old lady and niece alone, and soon fooled everyone, and used the identity of the old lady to let Liu Yuan eat cow dung to strengthen her body for a while, and then used Qiao'er's identity to dissuade her, and had a lot of fun.

Although this is fun, after a long time, she is also a little tired, so the target of the scourge is shifted to Xia Shang.

Xia Shang was originally a rich and noble character, but she cursed her, so everything became unsmooth, as long as it was related to money, he would be happy.

It's just that today, she found that the curse on Xia Shang's body had been lifted, and she went to check it out in surprise, and then followed the curse's breath to a temple dedicated to the Buddha......

Looking at the copper coin she cursed in the merit box, Huang Zhennu's whole person was not good, so she hurriedly lifted the curse while the Buddha hadn't found out!

Depressed returned to Liu's house, as soon as he entered the door, Liu Yuanwai happily took her hand, and laughed happily: "Qiao'er, you are finally back, don't you know, I was eating out today, and I actually met my uncle!" Qiao'er, come with me to meet your seventh uncle! ”

In Qiao Er's expression, Liu Yuanwai pulled her into the house, pointed to Zhang Xiu, who was sitting on a chair with white hair and a wrinkled face, and urged: "Qiao'er, don't you kowtow quickly and meet Uncle Ling's seventh uncle!" ”

Huang Zhennu looked at Zhang Xiu with a young face, and kowtowed with a strange expression: "Zhen'er meets the seventh uncle and grandfather." ”

Zhang Xiu smiled and bowed his head.

Liu Yuanwai pointed at Yan Feng again: "This is your eighth uncle, kowtow quickly." ”

Huang Zhennu kowtowed, and listened to him continue to recommend: "This is your aunt, sister-in-law, second uncle, third uncle......"

After kowtowing more than a dozen times in a row, Huang Zhennu finally finished worshipping these relatives, raised her head dizzily, looked at the woodcutter in front of her with a worried look, and asked with a dull face: "Which elder are you?" ”

The woodcutter scratched his head embarrassedly: "I'm here to deliver firewood, seeing so many people in the house, come and have a good time......"

Huang Zhennu: "@#¥%¥#@......"

Is there anything special to join in this kind of fun!!

In Huang Zhennu's gritted teeth, Zhang Xiu stepped forward to help her up, and asked with a kind face: "Qiao'er, I haven't seen you for several years, are your hemorrhoids and athlete's foot cured?" ”

Huang Zhennu's eyelids trembled slightly, and she said that there were really a lot of problems with this Qiao'er, and said with a dry smile: "There is Uncle Lao's seventh uncle and grandfather who are concerned, and Qiao'er has been cured......"

Zhang Xiu breathed a sigh of relief and said with relief: "It's good to be cured, so that you can treat your flower willow disease with peace of mind in the future." ”

When Huang Zhennu heard this, she suddenly felt bad: "??!! ”

What the hell is this woman I ate before?!

At the same time that Huang Zhennu was shocked, Zhang Xiu pulled her to the table and said with a smile: "Seventh uncle and grandfather settled in Qianzhou Mansion, where a special product is a kind of cow deflated hot pot, which is to take out the incompletely digested food in the cow's stomach and small intestine, squeeze out the liquid, add beef bile and condiments and put it in the pot and simmer slowly before eating, it can also treat diarrhea and stomach pain.

The locals love this delicacy very much, and this time I have brought some for you, Qiao'er, come and try it. ”

Looking at the green water boiling in the pot, and then looking at Zhang Xiu's expectant eyes, Huang Zhennu picked up a piece of tripe and put it in her mouth.

In the next moment, Huang Zhennu's face suddenly changed color, becoming greener than hot pot soup, forcibly put the tripe into her mouth, pulled the corners of her mouth with difficulty and smiled: "This cow deflated hot pot is really distinctive." ”

Zhang Xiu nodded proudly: "Well, your seventh uncle and grandmother are obsessed with cooking, and I feel that this cow deflated hot pot is not suitable for the taste of our Central Plains people, and specially improved it, and added food from the pig's large intestine that has not been completely digested to make this dish richer." ”

Huang Zhennu's eyes instantly widened: "The pig's intestine is ...... Food that hasn't been fully digested?! ”

After being stunned for a moment, Huang Zhennu got up and ran out of the door, holding on to the door frame and began to vomit.

Ji Gong, who was hiding behind the curtain, smiled, grabbed his right hand, and a soul flew out of the mouth of the yellow virgin, was pinched in his hand, and stuffed towards the mouth of the old lady of the Liu family.

The old lady of the Liu family returned her soul with a spirit, looked at Jigong in front of her, and showed a blank expression: "Who are you, I am ......"

Jigong smiled: "Good old man, you don't even know me anymore?" ”

The old lady of the Liu family suddenly shuddered, and her heart couldn't help but panic.

When I was younger, I had a good time with a monk??

This can't be done, can it?!

Liu Yuanwai on the side couldn't cry or laugh, came to the old lady of the Liu family, held her hand, and explained: "Mother, this master is the living Buddha Jigong, you were eaten by the goblin, and it was the living Buddha who brought you back from the dead." ”

When the old lady of the Liu family heard the cause and effect, she immediately breathed a sigh of relief: "I'll just say it, when the old man was young, he was obviously only better off with Taoist priests......

Liu Yuanwai: "??!! ”

On the other side, Huang Zhennu stopped vomiting, turned around, and stared at Zhang Xiu with a murderous look.

Her Qiao'er is fake, but this seventh uncle and grandfather are definitely fake, and this group of relatives are all fake!

This big gang of people is obviously deliberately cooperating with Liu Yuan to play with her!

Looking at Zhang Xiu who was smiling and groaning, the yellow virgin howled, revealing her true body, and thick yellow hair suddenly grew on her face, turning into a weasel face.

The demonic aura was surging to the sky, permeating the entire house, and the black demonic qi was mixed with it, covering the entire courtyard with a black veil, making everyone's vision dark and missing.

Seeing this, Zhang Xiu immediately took out the Baolian lamp from the treasure bag, ignited the wick with the power of pure yang, and illuminated his side in an instant.

A yellow light flashed, colliding with the halo emitted by the Baolian lamp, making a clicking sound, and immediately after, the figure of the Yellow Virgin reappeared in everyone's field of vision.

Huang Zhennu was taken aback, her pupils trembled and said, "Baolian Lantern, you are ......"

Zhang Xiu took a step forward proudly: "That's right, I am Liu Agarwood!" ”

Huang Zhennu took a breath of cool air, then stabilized her mind, and sneered: "Sure enough, it's you, what about your axe, just use the Baolian lamp, you are not my opponent." ”

Zhang Xiu sighed helplessly: "Alas, a few days ago, my big axe accidentally fell into the river, and the river god came out of the river with two axes, one gold and one silver, and asked my mother and daughter-in-law who to save first when they fell into the water, and if they couldn't answer, they wouldn't give me the axe, how can this be reasonable?" ”

Huang Zhennu was stunned for a while, and there was a trace of sympathy in her eyes: "This river god, there is a high probability that Zhang Xiu is pretending......"

Zhang Xiu: "@#¥%¥#@......"

What the hell am I ......

(End of chapter)