Chapter VII Joints

For Xu Xian's complaint, the prefecture attached great importance to it, and hurriedly invited Nezha to deal with it, not because the prefecture was aware of everything, but because no one could beat him by the ghost guards at the ghost gate......

When Xu Xian, who was in chains and locks, was taken to the Yama Hall by Nezha, he was still indignant: "You are unreasonable, you are looking for a doctor, and I came all the way here!" For this reason, my lady still quarreled with me, and almost went back to her mother's house in Emeishan angrily! ”

Seeing Xu Xian with an angry face, Zhang Xiu's brain hurt for a while, and he held his forehead and said, "Untie the shackles on him, this Doctor Xu and I have known each other for a long time, and he is not a bad person." ”

Nezha glanced at Xu Xian, blew out a fairy qi to untie the shackles on his body, and said proudly: "This kid has some ability, but he is still a lot worse than me, and he was easily subdued by me." ”

Xu Xian bowed to Nezha gratefully: "Thank you Xiaoyou's subordinates for showing mercy and not being cruel to me." But I also admit your affection, the dark Chinese medicine cured the deformity of your three heads and six arms, and you will no longer have to worry about the discriminatory eyes of others when you go out in the future. ”

Nezha: "??!! ”

Zhang Xiu: "......"

God is so deformed!

Bai Suzhen can endure Xu Xian until now, just this heart can be crowned a bodhisattva......

Zhang Xiu's cheeks twitched twice, and he pointed to Hou Yi on the side: "Do you have a way to make him smarter?" ”

Xu Xian's eyes lit up, and his gaze stared at Hou Yi hotly.

Swept away by Xu Xian's eyes, Hou Yi suddenly stood up, and involuntarily took a step back, and the sun-shooting bow appeared in his hand.

Xu Xian looked at him with burning eyes, and said indifferently: "Don't do it yet, let me see you first." If I can't cure you, you come and shoot me again, and if I don't get away with it, you come to me again in the future, and I will see you again......"

Hou Yi: "......"

Why don't you heal yourself first?

In Hou Yi's incomparably complicated eyes, the divine light in Xu Xian's eyes converged, and he returned to his normal appearance, revealing an expression of sudden realization.

"I see, this brother's physique is far stronger than the demon, not like ordinary people, but similar to the ancient gods described in the medical scriptures, no wonder you want to recruit doctors from all over the world to treat him, ordinary doctors really can't cure him."

Zhang Xiu looked at Xu Xian in shock, but he didn't expect him to see the details of Hou Yi at a glance, and after losing his mind slightly, he hurriedly asked, "Do you have a way to heal him?" ”

Xu Xian smiled confidently: "The mountain of prayer is mixed with water, and the south flows into the sea." Among them, there is a tiger jiao, which has a fish body and a snake tail, and its sound is like a mandarin duck. Take the meat, add pepper, bay leaves, cinnamon, salt, ten catties of water and fry it into one catty, and let the patient take it. ”

Zhang Xiu asked in surprise, "Can this make him smarter?" ”

Xu Xian was slightly stunned: "This can cure his hemorrhoids." ”

Zhang Xiu was stunned for a long time, the corners of his mouth curled, and a kind smile appeared on his face: "Fork out!" ”

Hou Yi: ......

Before my hemorrhoids are cured, I can actually keep him for a little longer......

Facts have proved that even if Hua Tuo is alive, there is no way to make Hou Yi smarter, because Zhang Xiu really found Hua Tuo......

Eventually, the crowd had to accept this reality.

Fortunately, Hou Yi's physical body is really strong, and if it is arranged properly, it can cause great damage to the Heavenly Demon.

After the reconquest of the underworld, the Three Realms seemed to have become stable again.

Until one day, Ao Xue, who was wearing a red cloak, came with Zhen Yuanzi and Qingfeng Mingyue, and threw herself into Zhang Xiu's arms with teary eyes.

"Zhang Xiu, the Earth Immortal Realm has fallen, and I haven't sat in the position of the Earth Immortal Ancestor for a few days, don't you say this is bullying honest people! I didn't even want to finish the ginseng fruit! ”

Looking at Ao Xue, and then at Zhen Yuanzi who had his cheeks twitching on the side, Yang Jian and the others couldn't help but fall into thought.

Is this talking about human words?

There are too many slots, and I don't know where to start complaining!

Zhang Xiu's eyes lit up, and he slapped the table and said, "You're lying!" You must have two ginseng fruits hidden on your body! ”

Yang Jian: "......"

Zhen Yuanzi: "......"

Something is wrong with your concern!!

Subsequently, in Zhen Yuanzi's sad and indignant eyes, Ao Xue offered two ginseng fruits with a well-behaved face, exempting her from her summer vacation homework next year.

Then, Zhen Yuanzi told the process of the fall of the Earth Immortal Realm.

At that time, there were a total of three demons attacking the Earth Immortal Realm, and Qi Qi, who was killed by Zhen Yuanzi, served as the coach, and the other two were led by Xingtian and Xiangliu respectively.

When Ao Xue set up a cauldron, munched on poor meat, and ate ginseng fruit, Xingtian and Xiangliu killed Wuzhuang Temple, Xingtian wielded a double axe to break ten thousand laws, and the flood spit out by Xiangliu was more ferocious than the weak water that could erode the original god.

Under the combined attack of the two, Zhen Yuanzi couldn't resist at all, so he had no choice but to flee and came to the underworld with Ao Xue and Qingfeng Mingyue.

The Earth Immortal Realm fell, and the scattered immortals who lived there and the goblins on the various mountains all fell into the control of the Heavenly Demons.

When Zhang Xiu heard the two familiar names of Xingtian and Xiangliu, he couldn't help but look at Hou Yi: "Have you heard of these two names, fighting head-on, can you defeat them?" ”

Hou Yi's eyes flashed with a strong fighting intent: "I haven't fought before, it's hard to say, if you don't use weapons, Xingtian should not be my opponent." ”

Looking at the extremely proud Hou Yi, Zhang Xiu seemed to be infected, and said confidently: "If Xingtian and Hou Yi have similar IQs, I am ten percent sure that I can persuade him to surrender!" ”

Hou Yi: "......"

I suspect you're mad at me, but I have no proof......

Soon, Zhang Xiu started a correspondence exchange with Xingtian in the Earth Immortal Realm.

Zhang Xiu: [Seeing the words as faces, what do you want, Brother Xingtian, I can also give you what the Heavenly Demon can give you!] (Dog's Head)】

Xingtian: [I want to kill the Emperor of Heaven and become the co-master of the human race!] Can you give?! 】

Zhang Xiu: [Who is the Emperor of Heaven? Do you want to kill a Jade Emperor on my side? 】

Xingtian:【@#¥%¥#@...... Back then, I was beheaded by the Emperor of Heaven, and I swear to take revenge! 】

Zhang Xiu: [Why don't you change your requirements?] You don't have a head, do you, then take it, I know a lot of miracle doctors, and they can definitely make you successful! Later, you will go to Wuzhuang Guanhou Mountain alone, and don't let others know. 】

Xingtian: [Yes.] 】

"Xingtian has been done!"

Zhang Xiu and Xing Tian finished the letter, and looked at the people in the Yama Hall with a smug face.

Looking at Zhang Xiu's miraculous operation, the somewhat tired Zhen Yuanzi showed a skeptical expression: "......"

Can it be like this?

In his messy expression, Zhang Xiu disappeared with Hou Yi and the others, and came to the agreed position between the Earth Immortal Realm and Xingtian.

Not long after, Xingtian, who was armed with a double axe and had no head, came to Zhang Xiu: "Can you really help me connect?" ”

Zhang Xiu nodded seriously: "I have helped many people connect, whether it is selling cars or houses, as long as the people I introduce, there is no failure of joints!" ”

Xingtian: "@#¥%¥#@......"

Lao Tzu believes in your evil !!

The first more ~

(End of chapter)