After a trip back to my hometown, I suddenly had an inexplicable smell of feces on my body, which was not obvious during the day, but it was extremely serious at night, and I couldn't wash it off no matter how I washed it, and the people around me thought I pulled the into my pants!

My name is Zhou Ning, twenty-one years old is a kindergarten teacher, the day before yesterday the family called me to go back, said it was a blind date, I was disgusted, in fact, the family has been urging me to go on a blind date, my parents are authentic farmers, but the thinking is a bit traditional, I think it is useless for girls to read too many books, and sooner or later they will be the daughter-in-law of someone else's family when they marry, and even my teacher is what I begged for a long time before they allowed it.

I hate blind dates, but in order to cope with my parents, I can only promise to go back, because if I don't go, they will come to my place of work to find me, and they will give me a blind date for various reasons.

I took a leave of absence and had to take a bus from the city to our country, and I rarely went back since I started working, unless there was something important.

It took me an hour to get to town by bus, and then to the countryside with a different tractor, and I felt like my ass was about to fall apart, and I didn't feel kind, but bored looking at the barren mountains around me.

Our village is called Qingfeng Village, with a small population of more than 70 households, but because the geographical location is too special, the fields are all hard stones, there is no harvest from growing crops, the villagers have no income, and the young people are even more reluctant to come back to work, and the land in this place is even more barren.

When I walked around a col to my door, I saw my mother crouching at the door plucking chicken feathers, and the sound of knives chopping meat came from the dilapidated kitchen, so loud that I heard it before I even entered the door.

I stepped into the house with my front foot, and the old dog who had been in the family for a few years wagged his tail when he saw me coming back and barked, and my mother noticed me.

"I'm back, it's pretty fast."

My mom looked up at me and shouted at my dad in the kitchen for him to get it quickly, and the afternoon came.

I know who they are talking about, because before the call, my mother simply told me about the situation of the man on the blind date, who is a cadre of our village committee, anyway, my mother praised the other party for how good it was, I didn't care at all, and planned to be perfunctory.

Before the meal was served, my old dog barked again, not like the excitement and excitement that barked when he saw me, but a vigilant bark, my father heard it and quickly ran out, scolded my old dog, and turned to the person in a more tactful tone, and hurriedly invited people into the house.

When I got home, my mom called me to change my clothes, saying that I wanted to make a good impression on others, and before the other party came in, my mom whispered to me to be diligent and serve all the dishes.

I did it unhurriedly, without any expression on my face, and after the dishes were served, my dad and the man entered the house, my dad moved chairs for each other, and the two of them humbled each other, and my mom went up to greet the man, and hurried me over.

"Ning Ning, come here, this is Director Lin, a cadre of our village committee."

My dad introduced me to me, and I didn't go over, but just politely said to the other party: "Hello." ”

I took advantage of this glance to take a look at this so-called village cadre Director Lin, and I couldn't help but smack my tongue in my heart, this Director Lin looks much older than my mother described, wearing a round-necked shirt and suit pants, typical leader wear, his skin is a little dark, his eyes are quite big, but the top of his head seems to be a little bald, and he speaks softly.

"Hello, my name is Lin Wang, Wangwang." The other party took my words and introduced himself.

The next scene was a little embarrassing for a while, but my parents were not afraid to talk to Lin Wang about this and that, and from time to time they gave me two sentences: "You said yes, Ning Ning." ”

I lowered my head to eat, my mouth responded, Lin Wang asked me questions I can answer, he knows my work in the city, asked me what I plan to do in the future, I haven't opened my mouth, my parents are next to him and continue his words: "How can a girl's family stay outside all the time, they should always get married and start a family." ”

"That's it, that's it."

My parents were sandwiched between him and sang and harmonized, but I had a cold face, my dad greeted him with a smile, but when he looked at me, he bared his big teeth and looked at me and wanted to come and slap me in the mouth.

"Ningning add a WeChat, I also occasionally go to the city to run errands, and I can have another meal when I have time."

Lin Wang said to me with a smile, he called me Ningning and I was a little disgusted, but my parents echoed like birds on the side: "Gagaga, young people nowadays like to chat on their mobile phones haha." ”

The meal was finally over, and on the whole I noticed that the man seemed to be interested in me, but he didn't seem to see what I was thinking, and said he wanted to give me a ride.

I was going back to the city in the afternoon, there was still some way to go to town, and it would take some time to get there, so he came on a motorcycle, and under the eyes of my parents like sons-in-law, we left my house, and we didn't talk much along the way, and when we got to the town, he said goodbye to me, saying that he hoped to see him again next time.

I didn't have a good impression of him, just politely thanked him and entered the bus station.

When I opened my phone to check the message, a message popped up on Lin Wang's WeChat avatar, and I clicked on it to take a look.

"I'm serious."

I sat in the saddle, looked at the message and sighed, but didn't reply.

The bus started slowly, the summer weather was very hot, I was stuffy and a little uncomfortable, the air conditioning of the car was rotten, with the bumps on the road, I suddenly felt my stomach rolling, it seemed to have eaten too much at home, the chicken was dipped in chili sauce, I thought it was delicious at the time, but now it seems to be suffering!

The bus was driving on the country road, I felt sweat on my forehead, holding something that I didn't know if it was fart or affected my mood very much, as the bus gently ran over something and shook it, I felt like it was going to gush out from below.

I took a breath of cold air, I couldn't hold it anymore, I vaguely remembered that there was a toilet built on the side of the country road in front of me, and after staying up for a while, I quickly called the driver to stop, and I got out of the car with my bag and legs, and the scene was embarrassing.

After entering the toilet, I lifted my skirt and squatted down, and the whole person was amnesty, and I exhaled a long breath and suffocated me.

After going to the toilet, I was just about to put down my skirt and leave, but a strange sound came from the pit next door that attracted my attention.

The toilet was a little dark, I looked around and there was a big dung pit without any measures, and if I wanted to retreat, I would fall down, I looked at the pit next door and there was nothing, so I left, and the bus left early after going out, and I could only take the car of the nearby villagers into the city.

After returning to the city, I went directly back to the teacher's dormitory, which was not cheap to rent outside, and my salary was low, so I could only live in the dormitory with a few teachers, which was a little inconvenient but there was no way.

I just came back sweating and smelling a little, I went into the bathroom to take a shower, and when the other two teachers came back, the kindergarten had already ended, I sat on my bed and wiped my hair, and the two teachers who lived with me came in, and before I had time to say hello, they stood at the door and waved their hands to cover their mouths and noses, and then retreated, and both muttered: "It stinks!" ”