Chapter 20: Smoke Wukong
The white elephant was originally the mount of the Bodhisattva, the real body is the six-tusked white elephant, if you fight with people, only a nose is rolled away, it is an iron-backed copper body, and the soul is lost!
When he fought with Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie, he wrapped Sun Wukong with his nose and made him unable to get out, and later Sun Wukong followed Zhu Bajie's advice and stabbed the nostrils of the yellow-toothed old elephant with a golden hoop stick to escape. In the end, Fuxian Bodhisattva was ordered by Rulai to go down the mountain to ambush this demon.
Although his skills are high, the person he faced this time was Zhang Xiu, the heavenly demon who was full of gods and Buddhas!
God knows if he will steal the six tusks in his mouth after meeting Zhang Xiu......
He didn't dare to face Zhang Xiu directly, and he turned his brain and chose to attack the people around Zhang Xiu.
In addition to Zhang Xiu, he is not afraid of Sun Wukong or Yang Jian, not to mention that Zhang Xiu is also accompanied by two little girls with low mana.
The white elephant made up his mind in his heart, turned into a monk, and came to Zhang Xiukai's good hall.
At that time, the rebellion of Buddhism had just passed, and although it was stopped by Zhang Xiu in time as soon as it set off a storm, many people were still affected.
In addition, some monks who have lost their temples and have nowhere to stay, and they who are not engaged in production are also forced to join the ranks of begging. Of course, their argument is karma......
The white elephant was mixed in the crowd queuing up to receive the meal, but it didn't look abrupt, and after queuing for a while, he saw Ao Xue distributing food in front.
The meal was two wotou and a spoonful of beans boiled in salted water, and Ao Xue gave them wotou while pulling it into his mouth: "You two, I one, you two, I one......"
Looking at Ao Xue, who was gnawing wildly, the corners of the white elephant's eyes twitched slightly.
Are you helping the victims or yourself?
In this way, one-third of the grain will be eaten in your stomach!
After a while, the white elephant came to the front, and after receiving the nest head and beans, he thanked him: "Thank you, Miss, the poor monk has a peace charm here, so I should thank you." ”
As he spoke, he took out a peace charm of Manjushri Bodhisattva's consecration and handed it to Ao Xue.
Ao Xue glanced at the white elephant and said, "You monk is a particular person, for the sake of this peace charm, I will add another dish to you." ”
As he spoke, he took out a few pieces of colorful snacks and stuffed them into the hands of the white elephant.
The white elephant hurriedly thanked him, took the bowl and went to the corner of the wall to sit down, and looked carefully to see if there was anyone else nearby besides Ao Xue.
As the saying goes, be careful to sail the ship of ten thousand years, in case he just makes a move on Ao Xue, Zhang Xiu will come out, but it will be a bad thing.
As he ate, he watched his surroundings attentively, and in a short time he ate all the food in the bowl.
After confirming that there was no ambush nearby, the white elephant sneered and stood up.
At the same time, Ao Xue also turned her face to him, with a bright smile on her face, and asked, "Have you eaten enough, do you feel a little uncomfortable in your stomach?" ”
The white elephant was stunned for a moment, and then heard a rumbling in his stomach, and a sharp discomfort came.
With a whoop, the white elephant spit out what it had eaten, and a strange smell spread to the entire county in an instant, and there is a tendency to continue to spread.
The white elephant spat a few more times, pinched his nose and shouted angrily: "You poisoned the food!" ”
Ao Xue looked innocent: "No, I just ate a few pieces of stinky tofu made by Xia'er for you." In order to make stinky tofu, she traveled all over the Three Realms and added several of the smelliest things in the world. ”
White Elephant: "......"
Although I haven't read any books, does stinky tofu do this!?
At this time, three golden lights fell, Sun Wukong, Yang Jian and Nezha followed the taste to arrive, and when they saw the white elephant, Sun Wukong showed a jealous and hateful look: "It turned out to be you, the old elephant, it seems that Manjushri Bodhisattva's punishment was too light, and you still don't know how to repent...... Vomit! ”
Before he finished speaking, Sun Wukong was retched by the stench poured into his mouth.
Yang Jian pinched a trick, and a gust of wind blew away the stench in the city, and said to Ao Xue dissatisfied: "If you ask for help, ask for help, what kind of weapons of mass destruction will be placed." ”
Ao Xue took off her gas mask and said with a smile: "Well, I'm the most persuasive, next time I'll use Xia'er's glowing dishes." ”
Yang Jian: "......"
Does this make any difference!!
The white elephant took advantage of their words, sneaked a glance at the gap, and was about to flee.
Nezha smashed a vajra circle, the white elephant shouted badly, his nose rolled and held the vajra ring, and then conjured a spear in his hand and clashed with Nezha's fire-tipped spear.
Nezha has three heads and six arms, and the white elephant also has an unrivaled long trunk, and the two are inseparable.
Then Sun Wukong and Yang Jian attacked at the same time, and with the three-headed and six-armed Nezha, they immediately beat the white elephant to the point where they had no power to fight back.
In the next moment, a red light fell, covering the white elephant and instantly sealing the white elephant's mana.
Immediately, Xia'er fell from the sky with a mandarin duck handkerchief, and came to Ao Xue's side with an unkind look: "Who wasted my stinky tofu?" ”
Everyone present shuddered in unison, and at the same time pointed to the white elephant that was immobilized.
"Him!"
After listening to Ao Xue's narration, Zhang Xiu said in a trance: "This is the whole process of the white elephant being arrested?" ”
Ao Xue nodded, and then said: "Xia'er was angry, so she threw the whole white elephant into the pot and said that she would make us white elephant instant noodles. ”
"Hurry up and fish out the white elephant, the white elephant has been practicing for tens of thousands of years, such a precious ingredient is rare in the Three Realms, I still want to eat the braised elephant plucked by you!"
The white elephant was about to burst into tears when he heard it: "......"
It turns out that you just want to change the way you eat, but I thought you wanted to save me just now, and I was a little moved!
Zhang Xiu glanced at the white elephant with a desperate face, shook his head and said: "It's too cruel to kill it and eat meat, I'm a kind-hearted person, otherwise we can cut as much meat as we eat from him in one meal, and then let Xu Xian dress him with medicine and bandage it, and then cut it when the meat grows?" ”
The white elephant was stunned, and then struggled violently in the pot: "@#¥%¥#@......"
Kill me, whoever stops me is in a hurry!
Don't say anything about the living Hades, the real Hades have to tattoo you on their backs!
When everyone was studying how to eat white elephants, an eagle circled over Zhang Xiu's house, and as soon as his mouth was loosened, a fat pig smashed through the roof and fell into the pot, and Zhang Xiu and the others were stunned.
Zhang Xiu said with a look of surprise: "I just wanted to get some elbows and pork bones to make broth, and the ingredients took the initiative to send them to the door, is this because I have done too many good deeds, is God giving me a reward?" ”
Sun Wukong's eyelids jumped, and he untied the immobilization technique on the pig.
The fat pig jumped out of the pot with a snort, and said, "Senior brother, the master has been captured by the monster!" ”
Monkey King: "......"
Why does this sound so familiar?
(End of chapter)