Chapter Twenty-Six: Wake Up Your Father-in-Law

Since ancient times, the eyes of the people who are in charge of the Three Realms do not seem to be very big. At that time, Sun Wukong defecated everywhere and was sentenced by the Buddha for a full 500 years.

An old man lifted a table of offerings to the Jade Emperor, asking the dog to lick the mountain, the chicken to eat the rice mountain, and the candle to burn the copper lock before it could rain.

Compared with them, Dapeng should be glad that he met a heavenly demon, and you may not have offended Zhang Xiu's Ao Xue, who is still staying up late to write summer vacation homework!

As soon as the sky was bright, Zhang Xiu took the initiative to take over the task of getting his father-in-law up, and came to the Jade Emperor's room lightly, and shouted cordially.

"Father-in-law, it's time to get up and wash the dishes."

The Jade Emperor who was meditating opened his eyelids, his eyes full of disbelief: "Get up and wash the dishes?" I must have been told to get up and eat! ”

Zhang Xiu said embarrassedly: "I forgot to call you when I had breakfast just now, but it doesn't matter, I will definitely not forget it again when I have lunch." ”

The Jade Emperor sighed slightly, got out of bed and walked out the door.

As soon as he went out, he saw Xia'er chasing a ginseng essence in the yard, and wrapped his right hand around the ginseng essence in his hand.

Seeing the Jade Emperor come out, Xia Er showed a bright smile: "Father, I'll stew ginseng chicken soup for you at noon!" ”

Jade Emperor: "......!!! ”

What the hell is the Heavenly Demon doing to eat, why haven't you come to arrest me!

After releasing the ginseng essence into his own flower bed, Zhang Xiu got a bottle of ginseng elixir, coaxed Xia'er out of the kitchen, and stewed the ginseng chicken soup safely.

The Jade Emperor, who was accustomed to eating dragon liver and phoenix marrow, and tasted the delicacies of the world again, had mixed feelings in his heart, and sighed: "Standing too high in the sky, I have long been unable to see the suffering of the world, and when I get rid of the heavenly demons, I should also re-enter reincarnation and re-understand the way of heaven." ”

Zhang Xiu's eyes lit up: "When the time comes, I will go with Xia'er to send your old man on the road!" ”

Ying'er jumped out excitedly and said, "I'll go too, Jade Emperor, I heard that you don't have a daughter......"

Before he finished speaking, he was picked up by the cold-faced Xia'er with her arm and spanked her ass with a ring ruler.

Jade Emperor: "......"

When you say it's on the road, it's best to send me on the road seriously!

After eating the chicken soup, the Jade Emperor put down the dishes and chopsticks, and his expression became majestic: "If the demon has captured Lingshan and Heavenly Court today, and all the gods and Buddhas have been imprisoned by him, if you want to defeat the heavenly demons, you must first rescue the Buddha." ”

Zhang Xiu shook his head and said, "It's not easy to talk about, just the Ten Thousand Immortal Array, we can't break through." If the Heavenly Demon is in charge in person, it will simply be a door-to-door welfare for him. ”

The Jade Emperor agreed and said, "What you said is good, but the Heavenly Demon can't defend Heavenly Court and Lingshan at the same time. Moreover, the Ten Thousand Immortal Array he laid out was not invulnerable. The strength of the Ten Thousand Immortal Array is directly related to the cultivation of the people defending the formation, as long as the demons responsible for defending the formation are carefully understood, they can be broken one by one. ”

"Take the Liangyi Array presided over by Dapeng as an example, as long as Zhenyuan Daxian holds a magic weapon that restrains the talisman, it can be easily broken."

Zhang Xiu felt that the Jade Emperor's words were reasonable, and then frowned slightly: "I killed eight in and eight out of the Four Elephant Array, and I didn't even see the shadow of the demon in the array, could it be that it was the Six Babies who presided over the Four Elephant Array?" ”

The Jade Emperor silently glanced at Zhang Xiu, although he didn't know who the sixth baby was, but it didn't sound reliable......

After being silent for a while, the Jade Emperor said, "Let's send someone in again to investigate." ”

Zhang Xiu nodded, and began to study the formation of troops, who should enter which formation, and find out the details of the demons guarding the formation.

In the end, Zhang Xiu and the others were divided into three teams, and the Jade Emperor, Yang Jian, and Agarwood entered the Four Elephant Array.

Sun Wukong, Tang Seng, Zhu Bajie and Zhang Xiu entered the Tai Chi Array.

Zhen Yuanzi and Jigong are responsible for answering outside.

Zhu Bajie was selected by Zhang Xiu, and complained to him reluctantly on the way: "Brother Monkey has strong mana, he can fight with demons, Master will shed his shell and will not be caught by monsters, you just choose the two of them, what can you do with my old pig?" ”

Zhang Xiu explained with a sincere face: "In case you are trapped in the formation and can't get out, with you, no one will starve to death, and we can be regarded as bringing our own dry food." ”

Bajie: "@#¥%¥#@......"

Is it too late for me to run now?!

In Bajie's frightened expression, Tang Seng smiled and comforted him: "Don't be afraid of Bajie, Master Zhang is amusing you." You've been Marshal of the Tempo, you're well-informed, and you're better at identifying water demons than we all can. ”

Bajie wiped the cold sweat on his head, looked at Zhang Xiu in front of him with resentment, and followed him into the Tai Chi array.

In the Tai Chi array, rocks flew and smashed towards several people from various tricky angles.

Sun Wukong danced the golden hoop stick impenetrably, sweeping away the flying rocks all the way.

After traveling some distance, I saw an altar.

On the altar is a straw man, the name of the enemy is written on the person, a lamp is on the head, and a lamp is under the feet, and the defenders are fighting in their footsteps, and the book is knotted, and the seal is incinerated and bows to the straw man.

The defender was dressed in a Taoist robe and held a sword, and when he noticed that someone had broken into the formation, he stretched out his sword and moved forward a little.

In an instant, a strong wind rose, and the yellow sand covered the direction of the altar.

"The Book of Seven Arrows with a Nailhead?"

Zhang Xiu's face changed slightly, and he was about to step forward to destroy the straw man on the altar.

At this moment, a sword slashed in the yellow sand, and Zhang Xiu dodged sideways and was cut off a strand of hair.

Sun Wukong picked up the golden hoop stick and hit it in the yellow sand, but he pounced and couldn't find the figure of the Taoist.

Another sword stabbed in the yellow sand, stabbing Sun Wukong's right hand, Sun Wukong retracted his hand and flashed, and the golden hoop stick fell to the ground with a bang, and was picked up by Sun Wukong with his toes and returned to his hand.

At this time, Zhang Xiu suddenly remembered something and said, "This is the wind roaring array!" The chaotic stone just now is the Earth Flame Array, and there are still ten Peerless Formations hidden in the Taiji Array! ”

In the yellow sand, the defender inserted a sword into the altar, shook the five directions, and the strange clouds rolled up in all directions, and there was a thunderclap, with a fire cover on the top, and a pinch-attack on the bottom, thunder and fire in unison.

As soon as Tang Seng raised the robe with his right hand, the robe rose in the wind, instantly covering the sky and the sun, blocking the thunder and fire.

Zhang Xiu took the opportunity to sacrifice the golden Jiao scissors, turned into two golden dragons, and cut off several flagpoles in the array, and in an instant, the yellow sand stopped, and the altar was re-exposed in front of everyone.

The Taoist who was guarding the formation did not panic, and sacrificed the sword in his hand, and the sword was divided into four in the air, stabbing towards Zhang Xiu, Sun Wukong, Tang Seng, and Zhu Bajie respectively.

Zhang Xiu pointed his index finger, and a demonic qi eroded the sword, causing it to fall from mid-air to the ground.

Tang Seng opened his mouth and spit out a mouthful of white lotus, and held the tip of the sword steadily.

Sun Wukong swung his stick and flew the sword out.

Bajie is even more bold, and directly took a sword with his shoulder, and Zhang Xiu couldn't help but admire: "It has to be Bajie, this body is invulnerable, it's really amazing!" ”

Bajie's big ears fanned twice, and he said with a sad face: "I really want to dodge it!" ”

Zhang Xiu: "......"

(End of chapter)