634th Money Paves the Way

"So I need a lot of assistants," Jose said. ”

"But I'm busy," Emery said, "or I can give you a part-time job." ”

Jose said, "What are you up to?" ”

Emery said: "Well, go to other towns during the day to fight and rob. Come back in the evening to eat meat and drink. ”

José said, "This is not the way to go, I can hire you to be my apprentice, and you must believe in my gods as much as I do." ”

Emery rolled his eyes and said, "This is the meaning of establishing a religious organization, maybe I can consider it." However, people nowadays are very realistic, and you can't just make people believe in the gods you say and not give them benefits. ”

José said, "Qualifications for rebirth. ”

Emery shook his head and said, "I guess some people would be willing, but I don't care, I feel too tired to live." There are quite a few such people around me, as long as they have meat to eat and drink today, it doesn't matter what happens tomorrow. ”

José put his hand into his robe, took out three diamonds the size of a soybean from the pocket of his shorts, reached out and threw them in the center of the table, and said, "This is your salary for the first three months." ”

Emery's eyes almost popped out, and he said, "I'll do it!" You are my god, my ancestor! ”

Jose said, "Then don't put it away." ”

Emery stretched out his left hand to grab one of the diamonds, and with his right hand he picked up a candlestick for table lighting, put it in front of his eyes and carefully examined it, and said, "It should be true." ”

Jose shook his head and smiled bitterly and said, "Nonsense, I'm such a big master, I can't lie to you." ”

Emery put the three diamonds in his shorts pocket and said, "In this world, my parents are not necessarily trustworthy. ”

Jose said, "In the future, you just have to trust me and my gods. ”

Emery said, "By the way, do you need any rituals to believe in this religion?" Like baptism or something. ”

Jose said: "There is no need for any too complicated rituals, the main thing is that you believe that my gods can finally give you a report on the present world, so that everyone can live a better life than before, that is, you can once again enjoy all kinds of conveniences brought by higher modern science and technology, and even the qualification for rebirth." ”

Emery said: "Although I don't read much, I still understand what the present world newspaper means, and your religion is better than other religions that only talk about suffering in this life and the afterlife or enjoying after death." ”

"It's also more suitable for this world, so I'm here," Jose said. ”

Emery said, "You don't have to pray every day to believe in this thing, do you?" ”

Jose said, "You don't have to pray every day, as long as you believe in your heart and can send spiritual power to me, it is enough." ”

"There's no sense of ritual at all," Emery said. ”

José said: "The only ritual is to hang a portrait of the supreme god in the living room of the house, and to bow to the portrait when passing by, and there is no need to place tributes or anything." ”

Emery said, "The supreme god, Jesus or something?" ”

Jose said, "Well, that's pretty much what it means, his name is pronounced Dongge. ”

After speaking, a 3D projection of Dongge's human form emerged between the two.

After a few seconds, Dongge's projection disappeared, and Emery's expression gradually became cold, and he said, "Don't fool me, isn't this something that ordinary computers can do." ”

After speaking, he glared at Jose again and said, "Your teleportation trick just now, our classmates who studied better when we were children in the past can also do it with computers and some machines that I can't name." ”

Jose shook his head and said, "Where did you get the computers and machines these days, or you can search for them on me." ”

"I've been a scoundrel since I was a kid, and I don't want to be polite to you, and I only believe what I see with my eyes," Emery said. ”

With that, he got up and walked over to José.

José looked at Emery, blew his beard and glared and whispered, "If you don't believe me like this, then give me back the diamond." ”

Emery thought for a moment and said, "Then let's go to the toilet together." ”

José blushed and got up and walked in the direction of the toilet.

Emery sneered and followed.

After a few minutes, the two returned to their original seats one after the other and sat down.

Emery rubbed his hands together and said, "I'm sorry, master, there are too many magic sticks these days, and I can only do this for self-preservation." ”

Jose said: "You have to put yourself in the right position, even if I am really a god stick who is here to deceive people, you must cooperate with me for the sake of diamonds, and especially if I am really a wise man who brings light to you!" It's a messenger sent to the world by Dongge! ”

Emery said: "Okay, okay, for the sake of diamonds, ah no, for everyone's bright future, you will be my boss in the future, I will fight wherever you point, without hesitation!" That's it. ”

"That's pretty much it," Jose said. ”

Emery said: "Going back to the previous topic, doesn't it sound like it's too much trouble to believe in this religion, and besides, you don't have to memorize this and that, right?" Or is there something like the Bible for us to read, it's a headache. ”

Jose said angrily: "No! ”

Emery said, "What is this thing called?" ”

"I'm still thinking about how to translate into English, my native language is very different from yours," José said. I've figured it out tonight, and I'll announce it tomorrow. ”

"I don't read much, so I can't help you," Emery said. ”

Jose said: "Okay, it's not too early, tomorrow at eight o'clock in the morning, you gather the whole town to gather in the square, I will preach the teachings, let my apprentices draw a portrait of Dongge for everyone, and then absorb everyone's spiritual power by the way when distributing the portraits." Tonight, you give us three rooms for us to rest. ”

Emery said: "No problem! But Master Doppley, there's one more thing I need to tell you. ”

Jose endured the burning sensation in his stomach caused by hunger, glanced at the leftover chicken bones on Emery's plate, and said, "Say." ”

Emery said: "Those three diamonds are my salary alone." ”

Jose said, "Yes..."

Emery turned his head to look at his men and said, "They won't follow you for nothing." ”

Jose said helplessly: "How much does it cost." ”

Emery smiled and lowered his voice and said, "I just touched your trouser pocket and there are still a dozen diamonds, otherwise, give them five, and it will be counted as three months' salary?" ”

Jose remembered the humiliating experience in the toilet just now, and suddenly felt hot on his face again, and said in a low voice: "You take three, so many of them take five, you can really do it." ”