Chapter 274: Get along well with Chang'e Jade Rabbit

What! 14,000 years of Taoism!

Chang'e was suddenly shocked, full of disbelief.

"Y-You brag! You little immortal pawn, how can you have such a high Dao line! You must know that the general's Taoism is only a few thousand years, so it is difficult to realize that your Taoism is even higher than his!" Chang'e looked surprised and incredulous.

Xiang Hua didn't brag! What he said was true.

"So I said, you're not going to believe me! Say what I do, and you won't believe me." Xiang Hua said lightly.

It's not that Chang'e doesn't want to believe what Xiang Hua said, it's just that he is exaggerating what he said.

Besides, if Xiang Hua's Taoism was really as high as 14,000 years, how could the Jade Emperor casually canonize him as a little immortal!

"You are such a high Dao Sect, how could the Jade Emperor only canonize you as a small little immortal? I can't believe it."

Chang'e couldn't believe it, but she did have a very good impression of Xiang Hua and thought he was very interesting.

You must know that on weekdays, there are only Chang'e and Jade Rabbit as companions in the Moon Palace, and there are no immortals and heavenly soldiers and generals to accompany them.

Now, the Jade Emperor arranged for Xiang Hua to come to the Moon Palace to be on duty, just so that he could talk to them and relieve their boredom.

That's a good thing!

"I don't have any special requirements for the position, whatever the Jade Emperor wants to canonize me, I will do it." Xiang Hua said with a serious face.

Chang'e choked up and said:

"Can you make a face and dine with me in a moment?"

Xiang Hua was stunned and said:

"This is not good! I'm in charge of being on duty at the gate of the Moon Palace, how can I dine with you, fairy? It's unacceptable."

Chang'e says:

"There's nothing to be embarrassed about, besides, in the future, you have to stay in the Moon Palace for a long time to protect me and Jade Rabbit, you are new to the city, we should do our best to be the landlord, you don't shirk."

Not to mention, Xiang Hua really wants to try Chang'e's cooking.

"Yes! Since Fairy Chang'e is so hearty, then I might as well obey my fate if I am respectful."

Xiang Hua agreed.

Chang'e nodded and said:

"Okay, then I'll go back to the Guanghan Palace with Yutu now to prepare food and wine, and we'll have a good meal in a while."

After speaking, Chang'e turned around and hugged the jade rabbit in her arms, full of peach blossoms, and walked into the Guanghan Palace quickly.

Entering the Guanghan Palace, the Jade Rabbit quickly transformed into a human form.

"Miss, do you have a crush on Xiang Hua?" Yutu deliberately asked Chang'e.

Chang'e's face sank, and she said seriously:

"Dead girl, what are you talking about! He's just a little pawn, and although I do have a crush on him, we don't match each other!"

While the Jade Rabbit was busy cleaning up and eating, he said to Chang'e:

"Miss, I can see that this Xiang Hua is not simple, he said that his Taoism is 14,000 years, and I don't think he looks like he is lying! He is definitely the chosen one of the few in the Three Realms!"

Chang'e smiled slightly, embroidering a few traces of peach on her face.

"Look at what you said, I am the Jade Emperor's royal dancer, and the Ruyi Langjun I am looking for in the future must be the chosen son, and I can't just find a little immortal to marry."

Chang'e said excitedly.

Yutu and Chang'e were busy packing up and eating, and they were very busy.

When you're ready to eat, you'll need to get some good wine to cheer up!

Yutu came to the stove in the room with a jar of wine in his hand, and put the jar on the stove to heat it.

After a period of busy work between the two of them, a table of delicacies was neatly placed, and from time to time, the fragrance overflowed.

"Yutu, you go outside and call Xiang Hua in, we're ready to dine together."

Chang'e commanded at the Jade Rabbit.

Jade Rabbit nodded and answered:

Okay, I'll go out and ask Xiang Hua to come in for dinner."

Immediately, Yutu quickly ran out of the gate of Guanghan Palace, went out to the gate of the Moon Palace, and asked Xiang Hua to enter the Guanghan Palace to dine together.

Coming to the gate of the Moon Palace, Jade Rabbit said to Xiang Hua:

"Xiang Hua, come with me into the Guanghan Palace, let's dine together!"

After Xiang Hua listened to Yutu's words, he nodded and said:

"Okay."

Immediately, Yutu took Xiang Hua and walked quickly into the gate of the Moon Palace, and walked towards the gate of the Guanghan Palace.

Coming to the gate of Guanghan Palace, Yutu took Xiang Hua and walked briskly to the top.

The two of them walked straight into the main room above.

Entering the main room, it is no exaggeration to say that it is like a sea of pink.

The interior is full of pink decorations, which is particularly pleasant.

In front of the wooden table inside, Chang'e was already sitting at the wooden table.

On the wooden table, there were more than a dozen plates of dishes, large and small, and the ingredients of this Heavenly Court Immortal Realm could not be compared with the mortal world.

Many of the ingredients on the plates on the table are not visible on the mortal table.

Chang'e saw Yutu walking into the room with Xiang Hua, she quickly stood up and stepped forward to greet her.

"Xiang Hua, you're here! Please take a seat." Chang'e stretched out her hand to Xiang Hua and gestured.

Xiang Hua walked to the wooden table and said excitedly:

"Okay, sit down!"

Chang'e sat down with Xiang Hua.

Jade Rabbit walked quickly to the side of the stove and brought a jar of wine to the wooden table.

Yutu poured hot wine into Xiang Hua and Chang'e's wine glasses.

Xiang Hua saw that the wine glass used by the Jade Rabbit to pour wine for them was the size of a bowl used for eating in the mortal world, and he suddenly looked confused and surprised.

Yes! Such a big wine bowl!

Are the fairies in the Heavenly Court Immortal Realm so bold in drinking?

Chang'e picked up the wine bowl and said to Xiang Hua:

"When you first arrived, I saluted you with a bowl."

Xiang Hua quickly picked up the wine bowl and replied:

"I should salute you for this first bowl of wine! The fairy is so kind."

Chang'e smiled slightly and said:

"From now on, we will be a family, don't talk about these two families! How do I treat you as a relative?"

Xiang Hua didn't expect Chang'e to be so enthusiastic and proactive, which made him really feel a little unbearable.

"Ah! This ......" Xiang Hua looked like he wanted to speak and stopped.

Yutu slowly sat down and said to Xiang Hua:

"Xiang Hua, Miss has never invited any Heavenly Court Immortal Realm Immortals and Heavenly Soldiers and Heavenly Generals to dine together! Even the majestic general has not enjoyed such treatment, so you can be content! Since the young lady treats you as a relative, you should treat her as a relative."

After Xiang Hua heard Yutu's words, he nodded and said:

"Okay, what you said is, then I'll be straightforward, as long as you don't treat me as an outsider, I will definitely treat you as a relative."

Relatives, what a wonderful word, Xiang Hua couldn't help but think of his family members who had died tragically.

When he was in the mortal world, he regarded Qingfeng Dao Chang and Kun Bao as relatives.

I didn't expect that after coming to the Heavenly Court Immortal Realm, I would be able to harvest relatives like Chang'e and Yutu.

It's really commendable, and we should cherish this fate.

Chang'e nodded and said happily:

"Okay, then let's toast to this rare fate!"

After speaking, she drank the bowl of wine in her hand.

Seeing this, Xiang Hua naturally didn't admit it, and he gulped down the bowl of wine he was holding.

Yes! What wine!

This wine should only be in heaven, and has never been tasted on earth!

"Ah! What a good wine!" Xiang Hua put down his wine glass and said with a comfortable expression

Yutu continued to pour wine into Xiang Hua and Chang'e's wine bowls.

"I'll continue pouring you wine, you eat and drink slowly, don't be in a hurry!" Yutu said seriously at Chang'e and Xiang Hua.

Chang'e picked up chopsticks and said to Xiang Hua:

"Hurry up and eat with chopsticks, you're welcome!"

Xiang Hua picked up the chopsticks and immediately prepared to use the chopsticks to eat the food.

Seeing that most of the food on the table had never been seen, Xiang Hua looked confused.

A crab bigger than a hairy crab! Beans bigger than potatoes! A dish bigger than cauliflower!

None of the dishes on this table were put on the plate as they were.

Seeing this, Xiang Hua couldn't help but smile awkwardly.

This, how to eat!

Chang'e saw Xiang Hua holding chopsticks, but she didn't move the chopsticks for a long time, she directly used her chopsticks to clip a hairy crab the size of a baby for Xiangai.

"Here, you eat this king crab! This is a big supplement!" Chang'e put a king crab in Xiang Hua's bowl!

Xiang Hua can't hold it in the bowl at all!

Seeing this, Jade Rabbit couldn't help but cover his mouth and smile.

"Xiang Hua, this king crab can be eaten without a bowl, you can put down the bowl and nibble on it with your hands."

Yutu reminded Xiang Hua.

Xiang Hua choked up and said:

"Okay, I didn't expect you immortals to be weird about eating!"

After finishing speaking, he took the king crab with both hands and said to Chang'e:

"Thank you, Fairy Chang'e!"

Holding the huge king crab in his hand, Xiang Hua didn't know how to put his mouth down, and thought to himself, let's eat it directly.

Xiang Hua took a bite and felt that his upper and lower teeth were directly loose, and the pain was terrible.

Ouch! I'll go!

Why can't you bite it! Oh my teeth!

Yutu saw Xiang Hua bite down on the shell of the king crab, and instantly looked uncomfortable, and she couldn't help laughing twice.

"Hahahaha! Xiang Hua, are you okay?" Jade Rabbit asked Xiang Hua.

Chang'e smiled slightly, shook her head, and said:

"You can't eat it like this, the king crab has to remove the shell from its body before you can eat the delicious meat inside."

Xiang Hua slowed down for a while, feeling that his teeth were not so painful, and he began to peel off the outer shell of the king crab.

Peeling off the outer shell of the king crab's body, the white and tender flesh inside was instantly exposed, and it was still steaming.

"King crab should be eaten while it is hot, you should taste it quickly, such a delicacy will never be eaten in the mortal world."

Chang'e said to Xiang Hua.

Xiang Hua nodded, and began to open his mouth and eat it in large gulps.

Wow!

The meat of the king crab melts in the mouth and is very tender, which is indeed a taste that can never be eaten in the mortal world.

The taste was extraordinary, Xiang Hua couldn't tell what it was, but he only knew that it tasted very delicious.

"Well, it tastes great! It's delicious." Xiang Hua said excitedly.

玉兔 Chong Xiang Hua says:

"This king crab is only the size of a fist for a thousand years, and it will take five thousand years to grow so big, so this kind of delicacy is difficult for even the immortals of the Heavenly Court Immortal Realm to eat."

After Xiang Hua heard Yutu's words, he was directly stunned, leaving the remnants of the king crab in his hand on the table, and he was so frightened that he didn't dare to eat it anymore.

"Ah! It took 5,000 years to grow that big! This king crab is so precious, why should we eat it?"

Xiang Hua said with a confused expression.

Chang'e said lightly:

"These foods are meant to be eaten by us, and there's nothing unusual about them! Besides, as long as you like to eat king crabs like this, there are some in Tianhe, and I can buy them every day and make them for you to eat."

Xiang Hua was stunned for a moment, and said with a puzzled look:

"Do you still need to buy king crabs? Can you buy things in the Heavenly Court Immortal Realm? What do you all buy it for?"

玉兔 says:

"Of course we need to buy it, we buy all these foods from the Heavenly Court Market on weekdays, and we use Heavenly Coins to buy things in the Heavenly Court Immortal Realm."

Sky Coins!

Xiang Hua looked dazed, he hadn't seen the Heavenly Coin at all.

"What does a Celestial Coin look like? I haven't seen it yet?" Xiang Hua looked at the jade rabbit and asked.

Jade Rabbit quickly took out a heavenly coin from his body.

"This is the Heavenly Coins, you will have a lot of money every month in the future, and the Heavenly Court Immortal Realm will give you the Heavenly Coin for you to use to buy things in the Heavenly Court Immortal Realm."

Yutu handed Xiang Hua a one-yuan coin in his hand.

Xiang Hua took the heavenly coin from the jade rabbit's hand and examined it carefully with curiosity.

This is Sky Coins! This thing can be used to buy things in the Heavenly Court Immortal Realm, it's really fun!

This coin has the same effect as gold and silver in the mortal world, but with a different name.

"I see, this coin is similar to gold and silver in the mortal world, both can be used to buy items, but the name is different." Xiang Hua said lightly.

Chang'e nodded and answered:

"That's pretty much what it means."

Xiang Hua handed the one-yuan coin in his hand to Yutu, wanting to return it to him.

Jade Rabbit waved his hand and said:

"You don't have to pay it back, this yuan coin is given to you, you can keep it for yourself!"

Xiang Hua said excitedly:

"How can this work? I am already very grateful for inviting me to a big dinner today, how can I accept your money?"

Chang'e says:

"It's just one yuan, it's not enough to worry about, you can only buy a lollipop when you take it to the Heavenly Court Bazaar, this money is not so polite, you can accept it."

Xiang Hua listened to Chang'e's words, and saw that the Jade Rabbit refused to accept this yuan coin, so he had to accept it.

"Okay, I borrowed this yuan from you, and I'll pay it back to you when I send it next month." Xiang Hua said with a serious face.

玉兔 says:

"Yes! When you get your money next month, you can treat us to a big dinner!"

Xiang Hua answered:

"It stands to reason that when I send a fortune, I will definitely treat you to a big meal."

Chang'e looked at Xiang Hua and just smiled, without words.

Because, Xiang Hua is a little immortal, he doesn't have much money a month, and he only gets 50 yuan when he gets all of them, so he can only buy some vegetables to eat, and if he wants to eat these big fish and meat, he can't even think about it, so he definitely can't afford to invite them.

Today, the feast prepared by Chang'e and Jade Rabbit, if converted into heavenly coins, will cost tens of thousands of heavenly coins!

Therefore, although Xiang Hua said that he wanted to invite them to a big meal, in fact, the Yulu he received every month was only 50 yuan, and he couldn't afford to invite them to eat such a big meal.

In this way, after Xiang Hua and Chang'e and Yutu ate and drank for a while, they were full of wine and food.

Chang'e looked drunk, and Xiang Hua was also top-heavy!

There is a sea of pink in the room, which is very interesting.

Xiang Hua knew that he was a little drunk, he didn't dare to stay in Chang'e's room for a long time, otherwise, if there was an accident, it would be difficult to explain.

You must know that Chang'e is a red fairy in front of the Jade Emperor, and if Xiang Hua has some scandals with her, the Jade Emperor will definitely not spare him.

Xiang Hua stood up and said goodbye to Chang'e and Yutu:

"Fairy Chang'e, Jade Rabbit, thank you for your hospitality! I've eaten and drunk to my heart's content, and I'm going to go out to the gate of the Moon Palace to continue to be on duty."

After Chang'e and Yutu heard Xiang Hua's words, they immediately stood up and prepared to send Xiang Hua out of the door.

"I'll send you." Chang'e said softly at Xiang Hua.

Standing up, she stumbled, as if she was drunk, not at all

Able to support her to walk.

Seeing this, Yutu hurriedly helped Chang'e to sit down and said:

"Miss, I'll send Xiang Hua out, you're drunk, I'll help you lie down on the bed first."

Chang'e put one hand on her forehead, and she really felt that she was drunk and couldn't walk at all.

Yutu helped Chang'e to the pink bed on the side, and after helping her to lie down, she was ready to send Xiang Hua out again.

When Yutu turned around, he saw that Xiang Hua had already walked towards the door of the room, he walked a little crookedly, his feet seemed to be smeared with butter, and he walked staggeringly.

A big bowl of wine is naturally not light.

Yutu stepped forward quickly, helped Xiang Hua out of the Guanghan Palace, and then, she helped him to walk towards the gate of the Moon Palace.

Soon, the Jade Rabbit helped Xiang Hua to the gate of the Moon Palace.

"Xiang Hua, you sit here and sober up well, it's good to feel good after a while, I'm going back to take care of Miss." Yutu said to Xiang Hua.

Xiang Hua sat on the ground, leaning against the wall next to him, and said lightly to Yutu:

"Okay, you go take care of Chang'e, I'll be fine in a while."

The Jade Rabbit turned around and walked quickly into the Moon Palace, walking into the gate of the Guanghan Palace.

Back in the main room of Guanghan Palace, Yutu came to the bed where Chang'e was lying, and she covered her mouth and snickered twice.

"Miss, you fell in love with Xiang Hua at first sight, don't think that I can't see it, an immortal like Xiang Hua, even I like it, you must be difficult to control yourself."

Jade Rabbit said excitedly.

Immediately, Yutu quickly began to clean up, and after a busy time, she cleaned up.

Quickly turning back into the original form of the jade rabbit, she lay in front of the stove in the room, very docile.

Xiang Hua fell asleep at the gate of the Moon Palace.

I don't know how long I slept, Xiang Hua felt a little cold, and he slowly opened his eyes.

When I opened my eyes, I realized that it was already nighttime.

The Moon Palace at night is particularly cold.

Xiang Hua couldn't help but shudder, and actually felt a hint of coldness.

Standing up quickly, Xiang Hua felt that his head was still a little dizzy.

"Ouch! When I was having dinner with Fairy Chang'e and Jade Rabbit today, I drank a few more bowls of wine, but I didn't expect to be drunk until now."