The colorful lights on the stage flickered and suddenly went out together, and eight beams of strong light appeared on the ceiling, and in the light, the Wen sisters wore the same style of lotus white dresses and slowly fell from the sky.

The twins jumped forward and said one by one, "Distinguished guests," "Audience in front of the TV,"

They said together, "Good evening, everyone!" ”

The eldest sister of the Wen family walked out of the sisters elegantly, raised the microphone, and her voice resounded throughout the audience: "Welcome to the splendid night, the final PK field of the Wenjia cloth shop 'Super Pseudo-Niang' draft has officially begun." ”

The applause was thunderous, and the fans in the audience shouted "Wen Xiaoju, Wen Xiaoju, we want Lori." ”

Wen Mei embarrassedly handed the microphone to Wen Xiaoju's mouth, she glanced indifferently at the audience, and gently spit out four words: "A group of fools." ”

The fans screamed, and immediately someone shouted: "Quick, hit 120, someone passed out." ”

The bodyguard on the stage shouted: "Hey, fans over there, it's forbidden to climb on the stage." Hurry, hurry, stop Miss Xiaoju and snatch the iron abacus in her hand, OMG, I told you not to climb, you were knocked unconscious, right?! Did you call 120? There's another one here, let's take it with us. ”

When there was chaos on and off the stage, a crisp piano sound resounded through the sky, Wen Jushi commanded, and the audience involuntarily followed the sound of the piano to move their feet, she played faster and faster, the audience stepped on the right foot with their left foot, jumped twice with one foot, and stepped back to their left foot with their right foot, less than a quarter of an hour of effort, all the people were sweating profusely, their feet were red and swollen, but they couldn't stop.

Wen Ju moved his ten fingers together, slammed the sound, grabbed the microphone, and shouted: "Whoever makes trouble again, the old bullet will kill him." ”

There was silence in the audience, and all the audience quickly sat down obediently.

Wen Lan flicked her sleeves, smiled with a smile on her face, and started a round: "Now I will ask the best announcer of the year, the best daughter-in-law, Miss Wen Xiaomei to introduce you to the finalists." ”

Wen Xiaomei dragged it from Wen Ju's hand a few times, and finally pulled out the microphone, blew like an orchid, and said softly: "The first one to appear is His Majesty the Emperor who is wise and martial, and has all kinds of opportunities, Zhao Zhi!" ”

The lights immediately hit the guest seat, and Zhao Zhi covered his mouth and laughed twice: "Slave, ah, how could I wear women's clothes." ”

Wen Xiaoju glanced at him and said disapprehantly: "Fool." ”

Wen Xiaomei sweatily removed the microphone from Wen Xiaoju's mouth, pointed at a beautiful man in the guest seat, and shouted excitedly: "The one who appears below is our dearest father, Wen Meinan!" ”

The article was confused: "I didn't wear women's clothes, I must have made a mistake." His face was full of innocence, and his eyes looked at the camera simply, instantly fascinating hundreds of millions of housewives in front of the TV, who didn't care that the article already had four wives, and formed a super support group, which was called Zhang Yu.

Wen Xiaomei moved lightly, walked to the corner of the stage, opened the curtain suddenly, pointed to a handsome young man and said, "Look, the world's unparalleled super beautiful girl Luo everyone!"

Seeing that he was discovered, Luo simply walked behind Wen Zhu openly, wrapped his hands around Wen Zhu's waist unceremoniously, leaned up and whispered, "Wait a while to watch a movie?" Very Do Not Disturb. ”

Wen Xiaomei suddenly muted down when she got here, and the big screen behind her began to play back the appearance of the three people wearing women's clothes, the hypocritical big-footed maid Zhao Zhi, the palace costume sleeping beauty article, the peerless ice cube Luo, and the final picture was fixed on the elegant lady, Wen Xiaomei shouted excitedly: "The last one to appear is also the one with the highest call to win the championship, His Royal Highness Qi Yuan!" ”

As she spoke, all the spotlights suddenly hit a man in the guest seat, who had a baby face and smiled very well-behaved, and categorically vetoed: "That's my twin sister who has been lost for many years." ”

The audience in the audience was boiling again, shouting "Luomei people," "Zhang Yu, Zhang Yu," "Sister Qi Yuan!" ”

Wen Zhu coughed lightly, broke free of Luo's arm, took the microphone from Wen Xiaomei's hand, and spoke: "Eh, I just received a message from someone flying a pigeon, in view of the fact that there are still many excellent pseudo-mothers who have not appeared, for example, Sun Mubai, Lu Zai'an, and XX, and XXX, etc., so this competition is suspended." ”

There are countless tomato scrambled eggs flying in the audience.

The bad taste of an unscrupulous author continues......