Chapter Seventy-Four: My Emperor

The ministers looked to the left and to the right. Right Prime Minister Xiao Dongliu looked up at the sky, looking like he had nothing to do with himself, well, this kind of thing has indeed always been on the left, and hundreds of heads are brushing towards the left Xiang Mo Zhong.

Mo Zhong stepped forward and said: "Your Majesty, the dragon robe ancestor has rules, there must be three dragons, three coiling dragons, and three sleeping dragons, you are afraid that your body will not be in line with the ancestral system." ”

Zhao Zhi's face did not change: "Mo Aiqing, where did the dragon come from?" ”

Mo Zhong was stunned for a moment, and Zhao Zhi said aggressively: "Isn't this splendid river and mountain on my body still unable to give birth to a divine dragon?" ”

Mo Zhong scolded secretly, what a little fox, if you can't answer, wouldn't it mean that this country is a mess? ! Unwilling to be defeated, he stepped forward again with a straight face and said: "That splendid ...... outside the sky"

Before he could finish speaking, Zhao Zhi triumphantly interrupted: "My country is splendid, I want to expand the territory, so that the people outside the Celestial Empire also know what splendid is!" ”

The ministers are speechless, how to pick up? How to pick up? Say that the splendid world is just a tailor's shop? Isn't this a slap in the face of the emperor? If you tell you frankly that the splendid world is really a tailor's shop, the emperor still insists on his own opinion. Isn't it a crime of deception?

Zhao Zhi saw that the ministers all lowered their heads, got cheap and sold well, and said righteously: "Don't you think about how to strengthen my Daning country, achieve the immortal cause of opening up the territory and expanding the territory, and be entangled in such trivial things as my dress, can you be worthy of the emperor?" Can you be worthy of Taizong?!"

"Long live my emperor, long live, the ministers are guilty!" Hula, all the martial arts of the Manchu Dynasty knelt down, Zhao Zhi villain was ambitious, and he had to inch by inch and said: "Since you are guilty, go back and reflect quickly, retreat from the dynasty!" ”

Without waiting for the ministers to react, Zhao Zhi swept the hem of his robe, jumped off the dragon chair directly, trotted out of the hall, and went to make up for sleep.

The ministers who reacted talked a lot, the emperor has always been stubborn, but today is a little strange, if he has an advantage on weekdays, he can't wait to step on the ministers one by one. got such a big bargain today, and I didn't even roar a few times to show off my might.

Done it hastily, it seems that it is just to go down early. Looking at the eyebrows, I am very tired, isn't it ......?

Mo Zhong summoned the internal historian to knock on the side to ask if the emperor had been summoning the emperor too often recently, the internal historian's face was flushed, he took out the record, and quietly turned it up a little, Mo Zhong looked at it carefully:

My emperor was fortunate to have twenty-two concubines and beauties overnight.

Overnight?

Lian Xing?

Twenty-two concubines and beauties?

Mo Zhong put this matter out with a calm face, and the ministers were shocked. It was incumbent on him to write a persuasion recital, and at the same time he was unconvinced and began to challenge Zhao Zhi's record.

They flew up like snowflakes and advised our emperor to take care of the dragon's body.

Zhao Zhi turned a blind eye, a group of old immortals married a group of concubines, just look at it, pure jealousy, slept peacefully for an afternoon, and after waking up, he frowned and drank the lily soft-shelled turtle soup sent by his grandmother.

Zhao Zhi put on the best dragon robe again, the whole person was refreshed, he used some food at will, sat on the imperial chariot, and went straight to the imperial garden.

Seeing a group of concubines wearing blue and white jerseys, Yingying Yanyan sat in three or five piles, and when they heard the arrival of Zhao Zhi announced by the Yellow Gate, they got up one after another and shouted in unison: "Long live my emperor, long live." ”

Zhao Zhi said with a smile: "All the concubines are flat. ”

A group of concubines and concubines stood up, looking at Zhao Zhidu's face a little unkind, and the two of them thought that they would become concubines for a banquet, and no one would be happy.

Zhao Zhite was also cunning and said calmly: "Today's game." If any of the concubines score a goal, I will accompany her for a day! ”

Hitting the snake and hitting seven inches, Zhao Zhi's move was the weakness of the concubines, and he raised his spirit one by one, shifted his attention to the women around him, and began to estimate, well, Liu Cai is weak and can be bullied and bullied, Wang Meiren is petite and squeezed down, isn't it normal? ……

Concubine Shu and Concubine De looked at each other and moved away lightly, with the reserve of the lord of the first house, I think those concubines will not open their eyes? !

Zhao Zhi had the foresight to send the eunuchs and palace maids far away, and there was a bath soup in the small building next to him, knowing that these palace concubines were the most important, and he didn't want to catch them all in order to keep the water flowing for a long time.

Ordered the concubines to stand on both sides, Zhao Zhi put the ball in the middle, struck the gong hard, looked at the women on the field expectantly, and found that all the women were looking at him blankly, Zhao Zhi suddenly realized, hehe laughed twice, and explained the football rules carefully one by one, tired and dry, but found that it was completely playing the piano to the cow.

Zhao Zhi was ruthless, pointed to the ball between his fingers, and then pointed to the goal in the distance and said: "Whoever throws that ball into the door over there will be a goal." I'm hers! ”

As soon as the words fell, a group of fierce tigers roared past. The two of them were squeezed down on the ground, and they were miserable, and they couldn't walk, Zhao Zhi paused, stepped forward to help up the two beauties, and thought happily: Not bad, yes, kicked the two stumbling blocks first.

Lady! Concubine De!

These concubines are really the top people, relying on a lot of people, they forcibly killed the two palace masters, and the rest of the palace concubines are almost the same, so they just rely on their abilities.

Zhao Zhi can be regarded as having opened his eyes, in the past, the concubines in the palace fought openly and secretly, and they were all-for-tat with lip service, but today they can be regarded as having the opportunity to show their strengths, and one by one the old hatreds have not gone, and new grievances have been added.

Woo, it turns out that the belt can be pulled off, the original clothes can be torn, and the football can still be played like this...... Zhao Zhi hurriedly shouted a timeout, and the two palace concubines on the field were entangled, one was grabbed by the hair, and the other stretched out his long nails to scratch the other party's face. It's dangerous, if one of them is disfigured, he won't be able to play with the widow in the future.

took out the red brocade and shook it, and scolded the two palace concubines who were staring at each other together, Zhao Zhi said sharply: "As a model of women in the world, don't forget your identity." ”

Does this mean that being too rough is disqualified? The concubines quickly guessed their intentions, and there were countless people who pretended to fall, watching their opponents being punished by Hongpa one after another, and the rest of their hearts were dark, carefully keeping their distance from people. Now, it's up to who falls in time and quickly.

Wang Beauty! Liu Cairen!

These two old enemies are really skilled, Zhao Zhixin praised, and said in his heart, what will they do next, well, if they fall together, I will punish them together.

Liu Cairen couldn't help but walk towards Wang Meiren weakly, as if she would fall to the ground at any time, Wang Meiren took a step back cautiously, Liu Cairen stopped three steps away from her, and swept a pair of eyes to the ball between the two, Wang Meiren looked at her line of sight, slightly stunned.

The ball was impartial and just pressed on the line of the two halves, Wang Meiren realized, looked up at Liu Cairen, saw the other party smiled kindly, and immediately understood, and nodded with a smile.

Zhao Zhi looked at the delicate atmosphere between the two, and suddenly felt ominous, well, this expression, this posture, they are going to join forces?? The experienced Zhao Zhi immediately came to his senses, slapped his head, and shouted: "If one of you scores a goal, I will only stay with the one who scored the first goal for a day!" ”

The friendly atmosphere that Wang Meiren and Liu Cai had just established was wiped out by Zhao Zhi's two words, looking at each other, as if they had the hatred of killing their father and taking their wife.

Showdown!

The two of them walked towards the ball at the same time, cautiously, cautiously, the corner of their eyes never left each other's left and right, and if there was any movement, they would immediately retreat.

The concubines who were sent off looked at them with jealousy and envy. The heart was raised in the throat, and he only hoped that the two of them would fall at the same time and end up together, and his thoughts were the same as Zhao Zhi's.

"Dangdang~"

Zhao Zhi happily struck the gong and announced loudly: "It's time!" ”

Liu Cai and Wang Meiren sat on the ground at the same time, looking at each other unexpectedly, both feeling a little pitiful for each other, and then thought, isn't he the same? Quickly looked away, and heard Zhao Zhi shouting over there: "The same rules next time, the concubines will go back and practice more." ”

The concubines knew that this was just a set of the emperor, but they were helpless, and all the women prayed in unison: If the sky has eyes, send a woman to repair and repair the emperor!

Zhao Zhi saw the concubines staring at him resentfully, lowered his head aggrievedly, and said sadly: "Doesn't Concubine Ai want to give birth to a healthy prince for me??" ”

After that, Zhao Zhi summoned a group of eunuchs and palace maids, arranged for the concubines to bathe one by one, and each of the concubines and concubines was rewarded with a set of exquisite palace flowers, and another order went down, and a copy of today's dinner was given to Liu Cai and Wang Meiren.

The palace concubines were coaxed into joy, and said in their hearts, go back and practice football well, in front of so many concubines, it is also a big long face to get the emperor's reward.

Back in the dormitory, Zhao Zhi finished washing, lazily lying on the bed, thinking about today's everything, and laughing all the time. Thinking about it, this football is very interesting, women's football is very different from men's, if it is full of martial arts, the people of the world are playing, isn't it very interesting? ! Hmm, I want to have fun with the people, those old things in the province always say that I don't do my job, hahaha~ The more I think about it, the more proud I become, Zhao Zhi rolled a few times on the dragon bed.

Thinking that tomorrow's good students will teach those old-fashioned lessons, Zhao Zhi had a meal and rested early.

The next day, the morning pilgrimage.

The ministers saluted: "Long live my emperor, long live, long live~"

Zhao Zhi looked at Man Chaowu with a radiant expression, and said loudly: "Flat." ”

Seeing that the ministers did not straighten their waists, they couldn't help but be surprised, I hadn't said anything about the idea, why did they express their admiration for me in advance?

Feng Shun on the side quietly stepped forward and whispered: "Your lords used too much force yesterday, uh, you flashed your waist." ”

Zhao Zhi suddenly realized, a pair of eyes skimmed to the left and right sides of the straight waist, and said in his heart, pitiful, the soil is buried in the chin, and the ability to flash the waist is gone.

Looking at Manchaowu bowing his head and bowing his waist, Zhao Zhi Dayue, starting from the three emperors and five emperors, until Taizu opened up immortal feats, foaming at the mouth, and drank three cups of tea in between, cold sweat broke out on the foreheads of the ministers below, and his heart kept wailing, little ancestor, stop playing.

Zhao Zhi saw that the time was almost up, so he introduced the topic and said: "I want to follow the example of the sages and enjoy with the people, do you have any opinions?" ”。