Top Gun (1) - Yan Lingyun

Yan San has never seen his father, nor has he seen his mother, the Yan family has been a military household for generations, his father died in battle, and his mother remarried, because he is in the clan, so he is called Yan San.

Before the age of five, he relied on the relief of the old and young masters in the village to live, and after the age of five, he began to steal chickens and dogs, watch women raise men, and watch the second-rate people in the village hook up with the little daughter-in-law, and became angry at the age of seven. The village Li Zheng couldn't look at it, so he called Yan San to the house, and didn't treat him as a child, so he asked his mother-in-law to fry two dishes and warm a pot of wine.

Master two you have a glass, I have a cup, the wine quickly bottomed out, the dishes on the table still didn't move, Li Zheng stared at Yan San tightly, held his breath, and said, "You go." ”

Yan San was silent for a long time and said, "Okay! ”

He got up, knelt down for Lizheng, kowtowed three times in a dignified manner, stood up, turned and left.

That night, someone saw Yan Lingyun carrying his father's machete on his back, wearing the Pikan shoulder handed down by his grandfather's grandfather, and carrying a rusty helmet in his hand, leaving the village overnight, it is said that he went to join the army.

Wu Lao 2 has been a small head of the conscription for many years, and everyone doesn't remember his real name for a long time, only calling him by his nickname, and is hated by so many people, Wu Lao 2 is still alive and well, with a thin monkey-like figure that wants to wear a fat coat, it looks like a flagpole cut off from the bottom, and his nickname is the same way.

If there is a little property in the family, who is willing to send his younger brother to join the army, most of the people who come to join the army are desperate and poor people who only have a pair of pants left, or outlaws in the green forest.

It stands to reason that these two kinds of people, one is a poor jingle ring, and the other is the master who dares to provoke unless he thinks his life is big, and they should not be able to knock out any oil and water, Wu Lao 2 made a windfall.

If you want to ask him how to knock on the bamboo pole, people wipe their mouths, their mouths are full of oil, but they don't speak, and no one has a rut. The soldiers he recruited always had a fierce spirit, and they were not afraid of death on the battlefield, which general didn't love such soldiers? There is someone on top of it, and Wu Lao 2 continues to live nourishingly.

Today, the sun is about to rise overhead, and no one has come to enlist, Wu Lao2 took a nap, smashed his mouth, touched his stomach, felt that it was time to eat, and was getting up to leave, when someone suddenly asked: "Is it a conscription here?" ”

He looked around for a long time, but he didn't find a figure, turned around and was about to leave, when the voice sounded again: "Is this a conscription?" ”

Wu Lao 2 followed the prestige, lowered his head, and found that there was a little ghost standing under the table, with clear eyebrows and beautiful eyes, very white skin, and his clothes were tattered, he should be a beggar, he waved his hand outward, and said impatiently: "Go, go, don't want a little beggar here." ”

Yan San didn't answer, untied the machete behind his back, held the handle of the knife with both hands, and slashed hard, a white light flashed in front of Wu Lao2's eyes, so frightened that he sat down on the ground, stared at it, but couldn't help laughing, the little ghost man was small and weak, he couldn't hold the knife, and he slipped from his hand after lifting it up, and naturally the knife light flashed in front of his eyes.

Wu Lao 2 touched the two mouse beards on his mouth, and said with a mocking smile: "With your strength, the knife can't be held steadily, how can you go into battle to kill the enemy?" ”

Yan San didn't speak, and looked at Wu Lao 2's lower body with mocking eyes, Wu Lao 2 suddenly felt cold, he looked down and saw that a hole was broken in his crotch sometime, revealing the big red sweat pants inside.

It turned out that the little man had distracted him with a machete, and the dagger in his hand had slipped open his crotch.

Wu Lao2 laughed instead of being angry, laughed twice, raised his thumb and boasted: "Okay, have the courage, the old man will be open to you, as long as others do what you do, you can also do it, I will promise you to join the army." ”

Yan San looked at him expressionlessly, and coldly spit out a word: "Say!" ”

Wu Lao 2 said in his heart, where did this freak come from, he is only seven or eight years old, he is ruthless and smart, and his future is immeasurable, and his future is immeasurable.

He bent down, approached Yan San, and said in a low voice: "The Chen family, a big family in the east of the city, spent a large amount of silver to redeem his family's military body, but there is a white strip here, and the silver has not been delivered for a long time, how about you collect this debt for me?" ”

Yan Sanping stretched out his right hand: "Bring it." ”

Wu Lao2 squinted, touched it from his arms for a long time, took out a cloth bag, opened it, and there was a stack of white strips inside, flipped through it, picked out one, and handed it to Yan San.

After a few days, Wu Lao 2 was bored basking in the sun, thinking, is this little boy heroic with a white stripe? In the spirit of humanitarianism, do you want to call two of your men to collect his body?

When he was distracted, a stack of papers came up under the table, Wu Lao2 picked it up and saw that all of them were one hundred taels of silver tickets, a full ten, and suddenly his eyes were smiling, he immediately stood up, walked around the table, and came to Yan San, and asked very enthusiastically: "What means did the little brother use?" ”

Yan San glanced at him and said lightly: "How to deal with you, how to deal with him." ”

Wu Lao 2 felt cold under his crotch for a moment, and decided not to dwell on this issue. With a stroke of his pen, he recommended Yan San to General Duan.

Two more cronies were assigned to escort Yan San all the way.

The military leader who managed the recruits was furious when he saw Yan Sanshi, and scolded: "Wu Lao 2, you don't have a seed, and now such a young child can also be used to make up the number......"

scolded for a while before he stopped, the military order was like a mountain, and he couldn't let this little ghost go home, so after thinking about it, he was placed in the Huotou camp.

The head of the battalion in the Huotou camp had a fat head and big ears, and he looked kind, and when the head of the army left, he patted Yan San's head and said with a smile: "Don't look at our Huotou battalion can't go into battle to kill the enemy, but it is safe to win, and the food is good, when they drink the soup, we have already eaten meat." ”

Yan San didn't say a word, and his white face was easy to misunderstand as shy. The camp head was stunned, and a pair of hands dishonestly touched Yan San's crotch, Yan San snapped his hand off, staring at him fiercely, and the camp head smiled and explained: "Hehe, I see that you are so handsome, shouldn't you be a girl." ”

Yan San glanced at him fiercely, and said fiercely: "Old pure masters." ”

The head of the camp scratched his head in embarrassment, and a few brothers around him who were busy washing rice and vegetables burst into laughter: "Gentlemen? Let's talk about it when your hair grows. "How many chicks have you had?" "Is it that the gentleman still took off his pants." "It's just that, I don't dare to take off my pants, what kind of man."

Yan San didn't pay attention to them, and saw that there was a fresh fish still jumping around on the board, he grabbed the kitchen knife with one hand, held down the fish body with the other, and the knife fell in his hand, and cut out seven or eight knives in an instant, while chopping, he said viciously: "Let you say that I am not a master, let you say that I am not a master......."