The reason why Xiao An is likable is that she is empathetic. But being overly empathetic is a bit silly. Xiao An treated me like this, which made me feel a little guilty, and I thought that if I had the opportunity to go abroad, I must take her with me. Xiaoqian is already a passing moment, although Sister Jing has a child, but we are not from the same world after all.

Thinking wildly in his heart, he fell asleep unconsciously. I don't know how long I slept, but when I opened my eyes again, I found the fat man sitting next to me, and I was so frightened that I got up. The fat man was obviously shocked by my big action, so frightened that he directly spewed out a sentence of national quintessence, and then said: "Dude, you woke up from a nightmare, why did you jump up directly?" ”

I looked at the fat man suspiciously, but didn't answer. Yesterday I lived outside with Xiao An, and now I wake up and go to the school dormitory. Although this is a virtual world, such a big bug should not appear out of thin air.

The fat man saw me staring at him in a daze, so he laughed again: "Are you stupid to sleep!" Can't speak? I said if you don't wake up again, I'm going to call the police. ”

Looking at the familiar and unfamiliar fat man in front of me, I relaxed a little, and then asked, "Call the police?" ”

The fat man punched me directly in the chest and shouted, "You've been sleeping for two days and two nights." Thankfully, it was the weekend, so I couldn't help but not alarm anyone. Otherwise, I'll let those old guys from the school send you to the funeral home early! ”

I asked, confused, "How long have I been asleep?"

The fat man said angrily: "TMD, you can really pretend!" After class on Friday, you said you were tired and wanted to take a break, and let me bring you something to eat. This break was two days and two nights, and now it's Sunday night. ”

"What's the underlying code?" I asked suddenly.

After hearing this, the fat man looked confused and didn't know why. He looked at me and asked, "What underlying code?" Looks like you're really having trouble sleeping. Hurry up, I'll take you to the hospital. ”

I smiled and said, "It's okay, I just dreamed, I dreamed about it." As I spoke, I silently recited the previous string of code, and then secretly tried to grasp the edge of the bed board, but miracles did not happen, the bed board was intact, and no matter how hard I tried, I could not damage half of it.

By this time my mind was already a little confused. I thought about everything I had been through, but I couldn't figure it out. The fat man was speechless for a while, and didn't speak for a long time. He muttered again, "Don't think about it, let's go eat first, the restaurant will close in a while." "Come and pull me with that.

After tidying up my clothes, I followed the fat man out of the dormitory. The fat man talked and laughed as usual, but I was so preoccupied that until the door of the restaurant, I didn't speak, I just listened to the fat man's chatter. Just as we walked into the door of the restaurant, two girls walked from inside, and the familiar figures I couldn't be more familiar with: Xiao An and Xiao Qian.

I took two steps forward to greet the two of them, and said with a smile: "Xiao An, are you here for dinner today?" Why are you with her again? I said this and pointed at Xiaoqian.

Xiao Qian asked angrily, "Who are you?" What are we doing to you? You're insane, aren't you? ”

"Alright, let's go, it's not supposed to be weird!" Xiao An said and pulled Xiao Qian past me and walked straight out of the restaurant.

At this time, the fat man followed me from behind, and said timidly: ", brother, you are brave enough to be fat, a class flower, a tie flower, don't be delusional." ”

When we arrived at the specialty area, the fat man and I casually asked for two dishes and a few bottles of beer. Nowadays, many schools no longer sell alcohol, but in the university cafeterias, alcohol was not banned. We chatted while eating, and I only learned from the fat man's mouth. It turns out that Xiao An and Xiao Qian are two beautiful female scholars, and there are many suitors around them, including many rich children and handsome men. But no one has yet been able to enter the eyes of these two people. And me, the fat man, and the other two people in the same dormitory, are the famous "four scumbags" in the whole school, and they belong to the kind that can't do anything and eat nothing. Because the four of us are all sons of gentlemen with relatively solid family backgrounds.

When I heard the fat man talk about me, I was actually very resistant in my heart, but listening to his words, it seems that in the current world, my parents' business is not bankrupt, which makes me feel a little relieved. Just now the two of us came to the special food area seems to be the same, and asking for beer is more commonplace, according to the fat man, the people in our dormitory have never eaten the ordinary dishes in the cafeteria at all, and the specialties are only eaten occasionally, and they usually go out to the restaurant.

The two of us were drinking energetically, when we suddenly heard someone behind us talking: "Yo, you two are drinking here again." ”

Listening to the voice was a little familiar, I looked back and saw that it was Sister Jing, and I habitually blurted out, "Sister Jing." ”

She was stunned for a moment, and then she walked towards us, and she stood beside us, the familiar smell was still there, but the person seemed to be a little unfamiliar. She knocked on the table and smiled: "The eldest young master calls me sister, I'm ashamed to be it." It's better for me to call the teacher. ”

I looked at her smile, stared at her stomach again, and asked in a low voice, "Sister Jing, your belly ...... Not pregnant? ”

After hearing this, she immediately frowned, and asked in a cold voice: "Pay attention, Yin knows that I am not married, where did I get pregnant." No more nonsense, I don't care what kind of young master you are! ”

The fat man smiled beside him: "Teacher Huo, don't be angry, he overslept and talked in his sleep." But then again, if you really want to get pregnant, our eldest young master may not be able to help you with an "arm". He deliberately accentuated the word "arm".

I thought that Sister Jing would run away on the spot, but I didn't expect her to just smile contemptuously and say, "That's unbelievable!" But the four of you scum are so 'colorful', which makes me very embarrassed. "Sister Jing deliberately accentuated her tone on 'color' to counter the fat man. I thought this round was over, but Sister Jing continued: "If you want me to give birth to a child, it's not enough to have 'sex', you have to prove that you are a man." ”

The fat man smiled: "How can Mr. Huo prove yin, why don't you come and check it?" ”

Teacher Huo smiled contemptuously and said, "You can use such a nasty method, but I don't care about it." It's better to be like this, the exam is coming soon, if any of you four scumbags can be admitted to the top three of the department, and the top three girls will be squeezed out, even if you are a man, and you want me to come to me when you have a child, let's listen to you. ”

The fat man smiled: "It seems that I don't have a chance, fat man, it's easy to come for five hundred yuan." ”

Teacher Huo sneered: "I've given you a chance, it's no wonder that others are useless!" ”

I took another big sip of beer and said with a smile: "Sister Jing's words should count." ”

Teacher Huo smiled again: "Of course. ”。

I smiled and said, "Sister Jing, then please take a shower and change your clothes on the day of the exam and wait." ”

In fact, according to what the fat man just said, several of us have also harmed some young and beautiful teachers. Of course, this scourge is not with strength, but with money. In the eyes of fat people, there is no woman who can't be done with money, but Xiao Qian and Xiao An just now are special cases.