Chapter 3: When My Mother Was Kind (2)
Yu Guang was not in the mood to deal with others, so he walked slowly towards Aunt Wang: "Hello, you just kicked me seventeen times, please ask if you should apologize to me." ”
They are all reasonable people, so it is natural to speak well.
Not long after Yu Guang entered the world, his skin was still blue and white, and there were even corpse spots on his face.
Coupled with the pair of black-rimmed glasses that appeared out of thin air, it added a little eerie to her whole person.
Being stared at by such a face, Aunt Wang subconsciously covered her eyes with her hands.
Just as she was about to apologize, the village chief suddenly exclaimed: "There is a shadow, she is a human!" ”
Yu Guang: "..."Is your method of identifying people and ghosts so simple!"
Aunt Wang shuddered and removed her fingers, quietly looked at the afterglow, and sure enough, she saw a long shadow.
Knowing that she was deceived by Yu Guang, Aunt Wang instantly looked up, only to see her pinching her waist with both hands, pointing at Yu Guang and scolding.
She may be afraid of ghosts, but she is not afraid of people at all.
After listening to hundreds of words of non-repetitive swearing, Yu Guang always had a smile on his face: "Auntie, I didn't disrespect you, I just wanted to reason with you." ”
To be a human being is to be reasonable, isn't it?
It's a pity that Aunt Wang is not a reasonable person.
After listening to another piece of national quintessence that is longer than the composition of the high school entrance examination, the smile on Yu Guang's face remains the same: "If my aunt is unreasonable, then I will call the police!" ”
This time, without waiting for Aunt Wang to speak, the village chief took the lead in slapping the ground with a stick: "I see who dares to call the police, I will put my words here today, from today onwards, the backing village will never deal with the official family." ”
The village chief pulled the shelf, Aunt Wang did not give up, and Wu Xiaohua, the client's nominal mother, was still holding Xiaohai and hiding on the side crying.
The smile on the corner of Yu Guang's mouth grew bigger and bigger, and even his teeth were exposed.
Then, she took off her glasses and put them in her pocket.
It's not that reasoning is wrong, but that these people's reasoning is different from hers, so she will follow the local customs!
Looking at Yu Guang's strange movements, the village chief just wanted to scold, but saw that Yu Guang had already grabbed Aunt Wang's hair and hit the stone mill next to him.
Some villagers wanted to step forward to pull people, but they were kicked away by Yu Guang.
At the same time, one number after another came out of her mouth, and when she counted seventeen, Aunt Wang had no strength to howl.
Yu Guang secretly exerted his strength, and directly threw the sturdy Aunt Wang to hug Yu Hai's Wu Xiaohua.
With three screams, the three of them instantly fell into a ball.
Aunt Wang fell to the ground softly, blood rolling down her forehead, where was the previous arrogance.
Wu Xiaohua's head collided with Yu Hai, and the two of them let out painful wails, and nosebleeds flowed out.
Yu Guang exhaled lightly, her guess was indeed correct, although it was stipulated that Wu Xiaohua could not be harmed, but the rules allowed accidental injury!
It's just a pity that this bit of blood is not enough to release the water in Wu Xiaohua's brain.
took out his glasses from his pocket and put them on, and Yu Guang showed a decent smile on his face again: "Your reasoning is over, now it's time to listen to me." ”
The villagers who were already completely frightened: "..."I'm afraid this little light is not possessed by a ghost!"
The village is remote and rarely has contact with the outside world on weekdays, so the villagers' solutions to conflicts are very simple.
If you can mediate with the village chief, you can find the village chief.
If you don't want to find the village chief, you will fight in private.
But it has not been encountered for many years since the group was wiped out like today, so the rumors about the upper body of the little light ghost are getting stronger and stronger.
One person overthrew everyone in the village, and then arrested them together to reason with them, where can a normal person do this kind of thing.
It's not a ghost, what is it!
After returning home, Wu Xiaohua sat on the kang and hugged Yu Hai and kept trembling, she was also very afraid of this daughter who came back from the dead.
It's a pity that she is afraid, but Yu Hai, who is protected by her, is a bear child.
I saw Yu Hai's gaze constantly wandering around Yu Guang: "Where did you get the glasses, give them to me!" ”
Of course he didn't like the dirty-looking broken glasses, but the eldest lady said that everything in this house was his.
Why did Yu Guang have more than he had.
And although Yu Guang's appearance looks like it was back to its original state, that face looks like he's smiling all the time, which is so annoying.
Why didn't you kill this man this morning?
Looking at Yu Hai's outstretched hand, Yu Guang stretched out his hand and gently blocked him: "No." ”
Although he was "mistakenly injured" in the afternoon, Yu Hai only felt that it was an accident.
That's why he was especially angry when Afterglow rebelled against his orders.
Yu Hai subconsciously looked back at Wu Xiaohua: "Auntie, didn't you say that everything in the house is mine, you see my sister bullying me." ”
Hearing Yu Hai's accusation, Wu Xiaohua hurriedly looked at Yu Guang: "Xiaoguang, your younger brother is young and has no parents, give him the glasses quickly, and I will return them to you when he has played enough." ”
When she said this, Wu Xiaohua didn't notice it at all, Yu Hai's eyes narrowed quietly, and her eyes were full of resentment towards her.
Yu Guang nodded lightly when he heard this: "Mom is right, respect the old and love the young, and loving brothers is what it should be." ”
In the next five minutes, Wu Xiaohua and Yu Hai successfully heard the ideological education about respecting the old and loving the young.
Seeing that Yu Guang said it beautifully, he didn't mean to make any moves.
Yu Hai angrily grabbed Yu Guang's face: "Little slut, let you give me something, where did you come from nonsense." ”
He was going to tear Yu Guang's face to see if he could laugh out.
But before he could touch Yu Guang, Yu Guang slapped him with a backhand.
Yu Hai flew out of the window and plunged into the pigsty.
Yu Guang subconsciously looked at his hand, and sure enough, it was the reason why he had just entered the world, and he lost his head.
What she was aiming at before was obviously the pig food dregs outside, which really shouldn't be!
Wu Xiaohua was stunned by the changes in front of her, and stretched out her hand to point to the afterglow tremblingly: "You, you, you..."
saw Yu Guang smiling and nodded: "Mom is right." "Since it's a mother, it's right to say anything.
But she only admitted that her mother was always right, but she didn't say that she had to listen to her mother's words.
Wu Xiaohua didn't know what to say, and finally let out a scream and rushed out of the house.
08 was shocked by Yu Guang's operation, if Wu Xiaohua and Yu Hai had anger strips on their heads.
It is estimated that it will have exploded by the time the host reasoned with them.
Then does he have reason to suspect now that the host is just pulling hatred?
was thinking about it, but heard Yu Guang's gentle voice coming: "No, I just want to reason with them." You are a defective product, so you don't understand that since you are a human being, you must be reasonable. ”
08 felt that there seemed to be something wrong with this: "Host, but what if you meet that kind of unreasonable person." ”
I saw Yu Guang take off his glasses and gently blow away the dust on them: "Then I am their truth." ”
Education is a hundred-year plan, she can educate these people for hundreds of years, but she doesn't know if the other party can live to that time.
08: "..."Okay, okay!