"Big brother, people are here." The sound of Jin Shengshui could be heard in the distance.

I breathed a sigh of relief and hurriedly ran over.

I saw Jin Shengshui squatting in front of a hexagram stall to tell hexagrams.

The fortune-teller was rudimentary, with a cloth in front of him, a maza sitting under his buttocks, and a bicycle standing beside him.

There is a piece of cloth hanging on the bicycle with three words written on it: Huang Banxian.

Looking at Huang Banxian's fortune-telling techniques, you know that this guy is a liar.

I don't understand the sexagenary branches, and I have to look through the books.

The key is that Wu Dake is still honestly squatting next to him and waiting.

Jin Shengshui said to me: "Big brother, if you see it, this is called rushing to the doctor." ”

"Guess what he's reckoning?"

I said, "What else?" Marriage. ”

Jin Shengshui said: "Isn't it strange that you say it's strange? Everyone is reluctant to see a psychiatrist, but they are willing to talk to a fortune teller, why do you say this? ”

Ji Yansheng said: "It shows that there are many problems in life that doctors can't solve, so they can only rely on supernatural powers." ”

Jin Shengshui: "Don't talk about it, it's purely because psychiatrists are too expensive." ”

Me: "......"

Ji Yansheng: "......"

Before we saw it, we saw Wu Dake hand over ten yuan.

Then Huang Banxian sighed and said to Wu Dake: "Boss, it's not me who is alarmist, you haven't had a good time in the past two years." ”

Wu Dake smiled and said, "Everyone can see that I'm not doing well." If you're doing well, you won't come to you for fortune telling. ”

Huang Banxian laughed.

By this time, the sun had already revealed a golden edge.

I said to Jin Shengshui, "We're here watching him, you go and carry the body on your back." ”

Jin Shengshui looked at Wu Dake with a gossip on his face and said, "I won't go, let Ji Lao go." ”

Ji Yansheng said: "I'm getting old......

Jin Shengshui said: "You're old, don't gossip, right?" I gossip, you let me stay. ”

Ji Yansheng scolded and left.

Huang Banxian said to Wu Dake: "If my expectations are good, your marriage is not very good. ”

Huang Banxian said tentatively: "You, you haven't met the person you like. ”

Wu Dake smiled and shook his head: "That's wrong. I'm not single. And I'm about to get married. ”

Huang Banxian was suddenly a little embarrassed.

However, he quickly calmed down and turned back: "I'm not wrong, you really didn't meet the person you wanted. Your current girlfriend is not your right match. ”

"If what I expected is right, between the two of you, it's more bumpy, right?"

Wu Dake was a little convinced.

He nodded.

Huang Banxian said: "Is there a character of her birthday?" ”

Wu Dake said: "I only know the birthday. ”

Huang Banxian flipped through the book for a while according to his birthday, then sighed and said, "If what I expected is good." This woman should be stronger, right? ”

"And he is polite to outsiders and bitter to his family."

"If you have a hot temper, you can ignite the fire. Speaks unpleasantly and never takes into account the feelings of others. Self-centered, everything is someone else's fault. ”

Wu Dake was moved to tears and said, "Quanzhong! ”

Huang Banxian laughed dryly and said, "Ashamed, ashamed." Your girlfriend's eight characters are too typical. ”

"If I'm right, there's something wrong with her besides what I said."

Wu Dake nodded vigorously, and then said everything 1510.

He needed to talk so much.

After Huang Banxian heard this, the whole person was stunned.

He looked at Wu Dake a little speechlessly: "This woman ...... Having not worked, is for laziness. ”

"If you don't do anything else all day, just watch live shopping. It's for stupidity. ”

"Actually facing you and scolding your parents to your face. It is for unfilial piety. No, no, no, it's not just a matter of unfilial piety, I don't even know how to describe it. Is this horse still human? ”

Huang Banxian scolded angrily.

Then he took another deep breath and said, "This woman is still arguing with you day and night, and I blame you for being so angry that her liver hurts." ”

"I have to threaten with a knife, I have to jump off a building, and I have to ...... Forget it, I can't go on. ”

Huang Banxian stood up and patted Wu Dake's shoulder: "Boss, are you still going to leave like this?" Are you true love? ”

Wu Dake smiled bitterly and said, "True love, not necessarily. In fact, when I dated her for a month, I wanted to break up. ”

"But I don't know why, it's been delayed until now, and it's getting deeper and deeper."

Huang Banxian nodded and said, "Understood." In fact, I've seen too many things like this. ”

"The authorities are confused. In a more fashionable parlance, it's called PUA. ”

"There are many people who wonder how they were bullied like this, and why do they want to continue?"

"In fact, they don't understand that this kind of bullying is not continuous. Instead, hit a mallet to give a sweet date. ”

"Next time I hit a heavier mallet, I'll give you a sweet date."

"Keep testing your lower limit, keep lowering your lower limit."

"Until it grips you completely, so that you can't extricate yourself anymore."

"Do you think this is familiar, guess what it looks like?"

Wu Dake asked blankly, "Like what?" ”

Huang Banxian said: "Man, when he first domesticated animals, was like this. ”

Wu Dake gasped and said, "Won't it?" Is she so bad? ”

Huang Banxian said: "Whether it's so bad, I don't know." But some people are born with such a ability, and they can manipulate others. ”

"When Pangu opened the world, Nuwa made people from the soil. When we came down from the trees, from the monkeys we became adults. ”

"We are all the same people, why did some people become powerful and others became slaves?"

"There are people who are born to manipulate others. They are born with this instinct. ”

"In physiognomy, it's called ......"

Huang Banxian was halfway through speaking, and began to flip through the book again, and then said: "By the way, this can be reflected in the face. It's called cheekbones. ”

"The cheeky, the right."

"Boss, this is not a feudal superstition. The beautiful country studied hundreds of thousands of face samples and finally came to a conclusion. ”

"Physiognomy is indeed closely related to personality and emotions."

"The principle is that the contour of the human face will compress the shape of the brain, the direction of nerves, and the links of synapses. Formation of different personalities. ”

"People with high cheekbones are born with a penchant for manipulating others."

"But not everybody can make it."

"Someone has a good personality, but the IQ, ability, and not in place, then they will become a loser, moody, and like to belittle others, so to speak, it's your girlfriend's kind of person. She's so typical. ”

Wu Dake was dumbfounded, and said, "Master, you are too knowledgeable. ”

Huang Banxian smiled slightly and said, "Fortune telling, you also have to keep pace with the times." ”

Wu Dake was now completely convinced, and he asked, "Then, can I still go home?" ”

Huang Banxian shook his head: "No." Not only can you not go home. You've got to come with me. ”