In the room, my father slowly lowered his glass.

"As a security guard?"

Ah Bing cautiously explained:

"Dad, you see that the uncles in the village all went to work as security guards in their fifties, and I also went to work as a security guard at the age of eighteen.

Hearing this, my father thought for a moment and said thoughtfully:

"What you say makes a lot of sense, but I think you should still enter the factory."

The mother next to her immediately dropped her chopsticks:

"I'm still talking about the factory, I should learn to pick locks!"

My father also dropped his chopsticks: "I know how to open the lock every day!" Hair is long, and I see something short! ”

"Hehe, the old lady is just short-sighted, so she will follow such a useless thing as you!"

"The old king next door is useful, you can marry it!"

"That person is better than you, what else can you do but acid?"

"Say it again?"

"I'll just say, unlocking is better than you entering the factory!"

"Fuck off!"

……

The quarrel began again, and Bing silently returned to his room.

It's been like this since I was a child, I'm used to it.

He lay on the bed, constantly thinking about what he had encountered today, while touching his stomach with his hand.

"It seems like it's not bad to be a security guard, it's pretty handsome......"

"Forget it, let's find a way to get the beads out first."

Bing rolled over from the bed and scratched at his throat, but to no avail.

Can't spit it out.

That's just ...... Pull?

After making up his mind, Ah Bing waited until the evening.

In the dead of night, he snuck into his father's room and stole the bottle of cork under the medicine box.

This is the first time he has used this thing, and after taking it to his room and studying the manual for a long time, Ah Bing pulled down his pants.

Gritting his teeth, he slammed the tip of Cassel into it.

"Hiss......"

The cold touch was tinged with a hint of hot pain.

Bing endured for a few minutes.

Suddenly!

A flowing sensation suddenly rushed from the lower abdomen.

He jumped up from the bed with a thrill and rushed towards the toilet at a speed of 100 meters!

Ah Bing had never run so fast in his life, but he was still half a second late, and he got a little bit on his shorts.

"Grass, pants have to be washed again!"

After excretion, he pulled down his pants and tossed them aside.

But here's the problem.

It was too smooth just now, and he didn't know if the beads had been pulled out.

I looked back at the stinking thing......

It seems that you have to pull it off?

Ah Bing didn't dare to turn on the light, ran to the kitchen with his bare buttocks, and found a chopstick.

I just pulled out my chopsticks.

There was a gurgling sound in my stomach again.

Grass, again!

With a single step, Ah Bing rushed back to the toilet from the kitchen.

Burst......

Yes, more now.

After being comfortable, Ah Bing endured his nausea and began to use the faint light through the window to start fishing for pearls.

The light was dim and he couldn't see clearly, so he had to get closer, almost lying on his stomach in the pit.

"There's no reason for that...... Why can't I find it? ”

Just when Ah Bing was concentrating on flying.

Syllable!

The lights in the toilet suddenly turned on.

Ah Bing's body stiffened, and his brain went blank.

Turning back slowly, he saw his awakened mother standing at the door of the toilet.

The miserable white light hit her face, and she had been completely subverted by the scene in front of her.

His own son, who was in the middle of the night, was holding chopsticks in the toilet...... Extra meals?

"Ah Bing, did my mother starve you?"

After a while, she asked with teary eyes.

She was answered by a slamming of the door.

"Mom...... It's not what you think! ”

"You go out first, I'll ...... I'll be out right away! ”

The mother, who was blocked out, panicked even more and stepped forward to bang on the door.

"Soldier, my soldier...... That thing can't be eaten! ”

"You come out, my mother will cook for you!"

Ah Bing wanted to come up, but one was that he couldn't wear pants, and the second was ......

Grass, here it is again!

He was just stuck in the toilet.

And my mother was outside, and she was crying anxiously.

"Dead mother-in-law, crying and mourning at night!"

Finally, my father was also awakened and came to the door of the toilet in big pants.

The mother was anxious:

"Dad, this kid is crazy!"

"He gets up in the middle of the night to eat!"

Hearing this, his father's face suddenly turned green, and he stepped forward and knocked on the door frantically.

"Bing!"

"I can't eat it, I can't eat it!"

"You...... Do you want to be a security guard? Dad, don't think about it! ”

Ah Bing said that he was suffering inside, and he didn't dare to rush when he pulled the key, for fear that the beads would be lost.

But the intestines were about to be pulled out, and the beads were suffocated inside!

In a hurry, Ah Bing didn't notice that layers of silt-like substances were seeping out of his skin, and then his whole body became much lighter.

Outside, my father was still banging on the door.

The mother tried to persuade her:

"Don't smash it, or ...... Ask Lao Wang to pick the lock? ”

As soon as Lao Wang came out, his father was trampled on again.

"Dead mother-in-law, do you think about Lao Wang in the middle of the night?"

"What's wrong with Lao Wang, people will open the lock, do you have the ability to open the lock?"

"Open your fucking lock, I'll beat you to death!"

"Come on, fight! I'll get a divorce tomorrow! ”

"Leave, which one is rare for an idiot like you!"

……

At the same time that Ah Bing's house quarreled again.

City, police station.

Several police officers in turn displayed a batch of treasures on the table in the interrogation room, lined up.

The sheriff watched silently from the side, and then asked sharply the two grave robbers wrapped in gauze in front of him:

"Take a good look, is that the only thing you brought out of the tomb?"

"I remind you, the origin of the tomb you stole is not small, don't take a chance to conceal and omit the stolen goods, otherwise it will be dealt with seriously!"

The two thieves trembled, obviously frightened, and hurriedly got up to identify the stolen goods.

After a while, one of them raised his head:

"Sheriff, young ...... One orb missing. ”

"Orb?"

"Yes, when we went down to the cave, we first took these treasures outside, and then pried open the coffin, and found that the meat dumplings inside were still as if they had just died, and she still had a bead in her mouth, and the two of us were terrified......"

The sheriff was not interested in listening to the strange stories of these people, and interrupted with a wave of his hand:

"Getting to the point!"

The tomb robber had to swallow his words: "There is one of the most valuable blood-red orbs missing, it should have been lost when the group of security guards crashed the car!" ”

The sheriff on the other side frowned, tilted his head and ordered:

"Organize the manpower to track down the whereabouts of the orb!"

Several police officers next to him immediately took the order, and the two tomb robbers were escorted to the prison......