Chapter 380: Money for All Evils
Jin Shengshui patted Wang Song's shoulder and said with a smile: "Brother, I see that you are also a bright person." ”
"I'll give you the soul, there's no problem at all."
"Not only do we want to give you the soul, but we also want to buy one and get one free."
Wang Song looked at us suspiciously: "How do you buy one get one free?" ”
Jin Shengshui took out the charm from his body, shook his hand, the charm turned into pieces, and Tingting's soul appeared in front of us.
This soul had an iron chain around its neck, and its hair was scattered, and its appearance was very terrifying.
It's just that Tingting doesn't seem to know that she is not very good-looking now, and she still throws her winks at Jin Shengshui, and while throwing her winks, she said in a shy: "I'll rub your back, will you let me go?" ”
Jin Shengshui glanced at her in disgust, and then said to Wang Song, "How is this soul?" ”
Wang Song's saliva was about to flow out, and he nodded vigorously.
Tingting only saw Wang Song at this time.
She was stunned for a moment, and her face changed casually.
A sad look appeared on her face, "Did you let them arrest me?" ”
"I never thought that I had been in love with you for so long, and you would treat me like this."
"Wang Song, do you still have a conscience? Do you know how much you hurt me? ”
"You've ruined my whole life, you know?"
Several of us were speechless.
Tingting and Tingting are worthy of being sisters, this style is exactly the same.
Wang Song said lightly: "I heard that you later hooked up with a Master Zhuyou?" ”
"I also heard that the master seems to have been destroyed by you."
Tingting was about to speak, but Jin Shengshui grabbed a handful of soil and stuffed it into her mouth: "Shut up for me, you, no one here wants to hear you fart." ”
Jin Shengshui, the true color of jealousy and hatred is still there.
Wang Song said to Jin Shengshui: "Master, can this soul be handed over to me?" ”
Jin Shengshui said: "Don't worry, I have another one here." ”
Subsequently, Jin Shengshui took out the soul of Master Ma.
After Wang Song saw Master Ma, his first reaction was nervousness and panic.
But he quickly reacted, snorted, and said: "Lao Tzu is dead now, everyone is a ghost, and I'm still afraid of a fart." ”
Jin Shengshui nodded with satisfaction and said, "If you think so, that's right." ”
Jin Shengshui handed over the two souls to Wang Song.
Wang Song was not polite, and raised his hand to give Master Ma a slap.
Master Ma lowered his head, only promised, and did not speak, allowing Wang Song to vent on him.
When Wang Song finished fighting, he asked Master Ma: "Do you know why you beat you?" ”
Master Ma whispered: "Because when I was in trouble, I added fuel to the fire and killed many people. ”
Wang Song nodded with satisfaction and said, "You are still a little self-aware. ”
Later, he slapped Master Ma again: "Lao Tzu was killed by you." ”
Master Ma lowered his head: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry." ”
Wang Song opened his bow left and right: "I'm sorry for having a fart." ”
"Let me ask you, our family's newly bought house, living in it for less than a year, the walls are cracked, and water leaks everywhere, what's going on?"
Master Ma was stunned for a moment, and said suspiciously: "How do I know?" I'm not a fortune teller. ”
Wang Song kicked over: "Stepping on a horse, it's strange if you don't know, isn't the developer appointed by you?" Say, how much money was given to you? A dollar and a slap, Lao Tzu will beat you to death today. ”
Master Ma didn't care about fighting back, just stood there, his eyes slightly closed, with a wry smile on his face, like an old monk in his meditation.
After Wang Song finished fighting, he was still unsatisfied, and looked at Tingting who was standing next to him.
He slapped him: "Don't even think about running." Before Lao Tzu was reincarnated, he didn't do anything else, and he specialized in treating the two of you. ”
Jin Shengshui coughed dryly and said to Wang Song: "What, beat them, there is time, don't rush at this time, let's do the right thing first, okay?" ”
Wang Song nodded again and again: "Yes, yes, do the right thing first." ”
As he spoke, he carefully tied up the two soul boys with a rope, and then swallowed them into his stomach with a big mouth.
Wang Song seemed to see it, and we were a little surprised.
He laughed and said, "Don't worry, this can be taken out at any time." ”
"When you don't want to fight, put it in your mouth, and when you want to fight, take it out and beat it hard, it's convenient and fast, isn't it beautiful."
We all nodded helplessly.
It seems that after being a ghost, it is really simple, very pure, and very single-minded.
If you want revenge, there is only hatred in your eyes.
Jin Shengshui said uneasily: "You swallow them in your stomach." So what do we say...... They can't hear it, can they? ”
Wang Song waved his hand again and again and said, "Don't worry, a few masters can rest assured." They absolutely can't hear. ”
We all nodded.
I said to Wang Song, "How long have you been here?" ”
Wang Song coughed dryly and said, "It's not a long time, but I'm more lively, I probably know what you want to inquire about." ”
I said, "Okay, tell us first, whose grave is newer here?" Whose body hasn't decomposed yet? ”
Wang Song was stunned for a moment, looked at me vigilantly and said, "Master, what do you want to do?" ”
I didn't speak.
Wang Song said, "When you first came, I seemed to see you digging graves. ”
"You ...... It can't be a corpse steal, right? ”
"Master, if you do this, you really lack great virtue."
"Let's pay attention to the earth, and as a result, you dig up other people's corpses, and you are not afraid that you will have children in the future without assholes."
Me: "......"
I said to Wang Song: "Can you kid not speak so badly?" ”
Wang Song coughed dryly and said, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry." After all, the ass decides the head. ”
"I'm dead, and I'm most afraid of someone stealing my body. So I was excited for a while, and I didn't hold it a little. ”
"But a few masters, you are all masters. It stands to reason that you don't have to do such a thing, right? ”
I said lightly, "We have our own use." ”
"And we won't use this corpse in vain."
"When it's done, it's put back in place. And it will give the deceased's relatives in the world, some financial luck. ”
"Doing business has a wide range of money, and those who work part-time jobs are promoted and raised. Even the laziest people can win a lottery ticket by buying a lottery. ”
When Wang Song heard this, his eyes lit up.
He laughed and said cautiously: "Actually, I also died not long ago, and my body is also very fresh. ”
"Or you'll use mine?"
Me: "......"
Good guy, the money ability is really not ordinary.
Evil money can make a dead man change his face so quickly.
served.