Chapter 413: Please God Come Up
I've imagined all sorts of things Master Jiang looks like.
is as sanctimonious as Ji Yansheng.
As obscene as Jin Shengshui.
Like Master Gou, he is strong on the outside and the inside.
As pretentious as Yuan Jiao.
But I never expected that he would be the village chief.
The village chief walked straight towards me, and the villagers on both sides called out respectfully, "Master Jiang." ”
I looked at the village chief suspiciously, and said curiously, "Aren't you surnamed Wang?" Why did you change your surname to Jiang? ”
"Also, when did you learn Zhu Yuju? How long have I been gone, and you've become a master? ”
The village chief opened his mouth, and he laughed wickedly.
This laughter gave me the creeps.
I was sure almost instantly that he wasn't the village chief.
I don't know if Master Jiang has become the village chief, or if Master Jiang has become the village chief.
At this time, it was getting late, and the mountain was foggy, and it was impossible to see whether he was a human or a ghost.
Master Jiang said faintly: "It seems that you and I are from the same path." ”
"Since you are a fellow believer, then don't kill each other. It's not as expensive as harmony. How is it? ”
Me: "......"
This Master Jiang is coming aggressively, and I thought he would fight me.
I never thought that he would want to make peace with me?
Then, Master Jiang turned his head, looked at the villagers and said, "Fuyang, you can be regarded as a friend of Master Ben. ”
"Now that he has returned, he must be courteous and not bullied. Did you hear that? ”
The villagers all agreed in unison.
These people are extremely respectful to Master Jiang, and they are much better than to me and my grandfather back then.
Then, Master Jiang suddenly shivered violently.
Immediately after, he opened his eyes, looked at me with a puzzled expression, and said, "What happened?" ”
At this time, the tone of his speech was already the village chief.
Those villagers said one after another: "Master Jiang got on your body just now and asked us to treat Fuyang politely. ”
The village chief looked reluctant, but finally nodded and said, "Since it is Master Jiang's order, then let's do it." ”
Then the villagers started coming into my house.
They cleaned up the dog cages, the carcasses of the dogs, the feces all over the floor, and so on.
It was late at night, so they turned on the lights again, helped me clean the floor, and painted the already dirty walls.
Some people even brought back my furniture, books, and other things from nowhere.
They also seriously discussed where these things were originally placed, and wanted to help me restore them to their original state.
I looked at the villagers with some confusion.
Their previous behavior was like an evil spirit.
And their current behavior is even more like being evil.
Among them, the only one who is not angry is Ergou.
I feel like he's the only normal person here.
I walked up to Ergou, patted him on the face, and said, "What's going on?" ”
The second dog looked like he didn't want to pay attention to me.
I kicked him in the arm and said, "You don't want this arm anymore?" ”
Ergou shuddered.
He muttered, "It wasn't that long ago." The village chief suddenly fell ill, beat gongs and drums in the middle of the night, and told us that he had met a fairy. ”
"This immortal is Master Jiang."
"It is said that Master Jiang was hungry and thirsty at that time, and the village chief gave him some food and some water."
"Master Jiang was grateful for the kindness of the village chief, so he agreed to help the village chief benefit the township."
"We don't know who Master Jiang is."
"Anyway, the village chief said that Master Jiang gave him a spiritual spell. Once you put it on, you can use the village chief's body to convey his meaning to us. ”
"At the beginning, we didn't take it seriously, we thought it was just nonsense."
"But the village chief has been able to do it a few times."
"Didn't the buns get ripe not long ago?"
"The village chief suddenly urged us to get Bao Gu home as soon as possible."
"In fact, at that time, the baogu was just about to ripen, and there were still ten days before it was really ripe."
"At this time, when I received it from home, there must be a lot of green sticks that have no seeds, and the loss is not small."
"But the village chief insisted on forcing us to go. And said that if the money is lost, the village chief will give a subsidy. ”
"Some people went to collect it, and some people didn't."
On the third day, it rained heavily. It's really pouring rain. The weather forecast didn't say it would rain. ”
"All the breads that were not harvested were blown down by the wind and soaked in water."
"A lot of people have no choice but to step on the mud and walk in, tired and tired to grab a little bit. The losses are huge. ”
Since then, the village chief has become the spokesperson for Master Jiang. Everyone was convinced. ”
The village chief prophesied several more times. What pork will rise, what wheat will fall. ”
"Some people have made a fortune by hoarding a little bit according to what the village chief said."
I sighed and said, "So, is this Master Jiang who doesn't know where he is, controlling the village chief with a charm and sending us benefits?" ”
Ergou snorted and said, "That's probably what it means." ”
I pointed to my house and said, "If the village has made a fortune, why should you occupy my yard?" ”
Ergou said: "The village chief said, maybe Master Jiang said. ”
"It is said that this place has been inhabited by demons, and there is an evil spirit, and it is not good for our village for a long time. It can affect our luck and make us unlucky. ”
"So we want to build a dog farm here and raise more black dogs. Use the black dog to suppress the evil spirit. ”
Ergou said innocently: "Everyone in the village knows that I like to raise dogs, so they contracted the dog farm to me." ”
"As a result, you broke both legs in one shot."
I said, "Don't talk nonsense, I broke two legs, don't you deserve it?" ”
"Who do you blame for being cheap there?"