Chapter 65: Just a Defense Against the Dark Arts Teaching Assistant (Seeking to Pursue Monthly Pass Investment)
Louis rightly rejects Mr. Principal's suggestion to add a cockroach heap to the Crazy Thursday fried chicken set, which is not a reward, but a scare......
You see, what normal person likes to eat such strange things! Mr. Principal, you really need to reflect on it, and take a look at the tail juice of the rat.
And the main reason he proposed this "Crazy Thursday" was because Dumbledore would be embarrassed to give Harry extra points.
The old mille-feuille belongs to yes.
In addition, Louis made a suggestion to Dumbledore that each wizarding family only needs fifty copper nats to order a fried chicken in the Hogwarts kitchen.
On the one hand, it is to generate income for Hogwarts, and on the other hand, it is ...... It can be regarded as a little care for poor families.
Dumbledore readily accepted, of course, and affirmed that this was Louis's suggestion, and that it was for him to raise people's hope.
Sure enough, within three days, it caught the attention of Rita Skeeter, who openly wrote on the front page of the Daily Prophet that Louis Mountbatten might be the illegitimate son of Dumbledore's illegitimate son.
I didn't let old Louis know this, otherwise he would have fired his beloved pink flagship cannon to bombard his mother.
Little Louis knew, of course, but considering that Rita never spit out ivory from his mouth, he decided to put up with it for the time being, and when the opportunity was ripe, he had to give the old lady a reason not to refuse, and let her praise herself.
Soon next Thursday, Louis also had his first Defence Against the Dark Arts class taught by him.
Louis also specially communicated with the system, and asked the system to give him the permission to summon monsters in another dimensional world.
As for how to summon it more reasonably, he thought about it for a long time before he finally remembered the Eris Magic Mirror.
When he went to borrow it from Dumbledore, Dumbledore was curious to ask him to demonstrate. Louis would be polite, dragged Old Deng to the Quidditch pitch, and summoned the dancers of Cold Valley.
I have to give old Deng Tou a big eye.
So, Dumbledore gave him a demonstration of what it means to be a master of transfiguration.
He had a lot of trouble dealing with the dancer, Dumbledore just turned the weeds into tangled vines, and the metal sledgehammer and a doll smashed the dancer into the ground.
The corners of Louis's eyes twitched as he watched the dancer gradually turn into ashes and fly into the Mirror of Eris, and he couldn't help but take Professor Dumbledore's strength to a higher level.
I thought that I was a plug-in, and it would not be a problem for Chaos (Necke) to catch Deng (Brido) in a few years, but judging from the current situation, my thoughts are really a little young.
He secretly used a check on Dumbledore.
Albus Dumbledore
Grade??? sorcerer
Talents: Charms (15), Potions (8), Transfiguration (20), Dark Arts (10), Defence Against the Dark Arts (17), Flying (10), Herbology (5), Divination (4).
After reading it, he was emo.
Thinking of the pendant that Catherine gave him, Louis's fighting spirit was rekindled.
He didn't need his help in the first few lessons, except for the Defence Against the Dark Arts classes in Year 1 and 3 that conflicted with Snape's teaching schedule.
So Snape chased him away like a fly.
Louis was not happy, very unhappy, and in a fit of pleasure, he begged the house-elves to make him a cloak of Snape's style, and by the way, asked Amorys to buy him a black wig.
Yes, he cosplayed Snape.
Standing at the door of the classroom, he took a deep breath, slowly exhaled, opened the classroom door with a bang, and closed all the classroom windows with his wand in the surprised and disbelieving eyes of his classmates mixed with a little bit of laughter. Like a little bat, he strode to the podium, turned in a clean Snape style, tossed his greasy hair into a part, and learned his greasy tone, and spoke:
"You're here to learn how to defend and fight back against dark wizards, and since you're not stupidly crouching in front of a cauldron to cook slugs, some of you may not believe that it's actually a subtle science - I don't expect you to really grasp the beauty of the melodious resonance of magic when you wave your wand, and you won't really know how to punish dark wizards, the kind of magic spells that make people feel like they are dizzying...... I can teach you how to increase your prestige, gain glory, and even conquer death—"
"But one thing has to be, and that is that you're not the kind of stupid fools I often meet."
Speaking of this, the classmates who had been holding back laughter broke out into a burst of laughter.
"Quiet—" Louis narrowed, his tone dragging on, bringing Snape's learning to life. The students laughed even louder, especially Harry, Ron, and Neville, who laughed loudest.
Hermione, on the other hand, looked at Louis worriedly, wondering what if Louis was found fault by Snape.
"Ahem, be quiet—" He kept the class in order again, this time the students were very face-saving, holding back their smiles one by one to see what else he could do.
I saw Louis hula like a little bat in front of Harry like a gust of wind.
"Potter!" He suddenly said, "If I want to remove a wizard's wand, what spell should I use?" ”
"Disarming the Charm, Professor." Harry forced a smile and said, "The spell is Expelliarmus. ”
"Well, well, break." Snee...... Louis asked, "If I want to stun a dark wizard, what kind of spell should I use?" ”
"Stun Charm, Professor." Harry replied smoothly and heartily, "The spell is stupefy." ”
"Let's try again, Breaker...... What spell do I need if I want to smash the obstacle in front of me? ”
"Crushing spell, spell is reducto." Harry smiled and looked at the young professor in front of him.
"Sometimes, fame is not for nothing." Louis smiled and turned away, "That's a good answer, Gryffindor - no points." ”
The room was in an uproar, and the Slytherin classmates, who had a bitter face when they heard Gryffindor, suddenly burst into smiles, and the whole class was filled with a happy air.
"Why, Professor!" It was the demolition genius Seamus Finigan who asked out loud.
"I think you should understand, Mr. Demolition Genius, I'm not a professor and don't have the privilege of extra points." Louis replied slowly.
Not only the tone, but even the level of yin and yang weirdness was the same as Snape's.
The classmates laughed for a while, and Louis took off his wig and bat cape and set them aside. Clapping his hands, Tom and Jerry ran over to help him get the outfit aside.
Of course, just like the secretaries of British civil servants also have secretaries, as Louis with the British rice flag, how can he not arrange two teaching assistants for himself when he becomes a teaching assistant?
However, Tom and Jerry's assistant coaching assistant is more of a caddy-like nature, just helping him with tea and water.