I cautiously asked, "Who are you?" ”

The voice said, "I'm Jin Shengshui." ”

I hurriedly threw the python on the ground: "I'll go, forget about you." ”

Jin Shengshui's voice was full of crying: "Big brother, you are too much. ”

"I said I wouldn't come, but you had to let me come."

"It's good now, I'm here, you just forgot about me."

"If I hadn't called you out just now, would I have to be hung in a tree for a day?"

I coughed dryly and said, "Brother, you're exaggerating. ”

"Hang it for a few hours at most, and when I go back, don't I remember it as soon as others remind me?"

Jin Shengshui began to curse.

I walked up to Jin Shengshui and found that he had a hemp rope tied around his neck, which was tied to a tree again.

No matter how I look at it, Jin Shengshui looks like he has hanged himself.

The reason why he has survived until now is simply because there happens to be a thin branch under his feet.

Jin Shengshui can step on the branch and borrow a little force.

However, he couldn't push too hard, because the branch would break if he stepped on it.

It is precisely for this reason that Jin Shengshui looks very painful.

"Big brother, don't study it, can you put me down quickly?" Jin Shengshui said mournfully.

I didn't rush to do it, but first carefully verified his soul, and after confirming that he was Jin Shengshui, I untied him.

Jin Shengshui sat on the ground and coughed.

He rubbed his neck and said, "Big brother, I've been hanging on it for so long, my feet are sore." ”

"What, can you carry me down the mountain?"

Me: "......"

I can only answer him with a rolling word.

I asked Jin Shengshui, "Why are you hanging on it?" ”

Jin Shengshui sighed and said, "Don't mention it, aren't we going to dig a grave?" ”

"At that time, I spat twice at the grave. I thought it would arouse the resentment of the dead inside. ”

"I never expected that after I finished spitting, I would be hung on a tree."

"I don't know where I am, and I don't know where you are."

"I called for help twice, but no one paid any attention to me."

"Then I saw a figure in the distance, dragging a snake out."

"I guessed that it seemed to be you, so I screamed twice with the mentality of trying it out."

"It's okay, it's really you, big brother. Otherwise, I'm really done. ”

I patted Jin Shengshui on the shoulder and said, "So, keep in awe of the dead." ”

"Alright, let's take this python down together."

Jin Shengshui: "Huh? ”

He said helplessly: "Big brother, did you remember our task wrong?" ”

"Didn't we come here to find grave soil? How do you want to lift ...... Damn, where did such a big snake come from? Damn, this snake is still alive? ”

I didn't bother to explain it to Jin Shengshui.

The two of us tied hemp ropes to the python, like slender men on the Volga, you in front and I in the back, dragging the python down the mountain.

Along the way, the rocks were craggy, and the gravel road was like sandpaper, and soon the python let out a scream.

Everywhere we passed, there was a streak of blood.

Jin Shengshui said uneasily: "Big brother, let's drag this thing home, and when we go back, it is estimated that it will be lost." ”

I said, "Don't worry, I guess I'll have a signal in a while." ”

Sure enough, when we were halfway up the mountain, we saw several huts, presumably belonging to the people who guarded the cemetery.

Inside the hut there were electric lights.

We went over and knocked on the door, and to avoid scaring the security guards, we hid the python.

However, the security guard was still a little scared, and he looked at us: "What are you doing, you guys, in the middle of the night." ”

I said, "It's okay, I just want to ask, why is there no signal in this place?" We would like to make a phone call. ”

The security guard said, "What kind of signal?" What if there is a midnight bell? I don't even bring my phone with me. ”

"I said, what's the matter with you two? In the middle of the night, what are you going to run to this place? ”

Jin Shengshui said: "No mobile phone, aren't you bored here?" ”

The security guard said, "I'm bored, I'm reading." ”

He pulled out a Buddhist scripture.

I was a little annoyed and said, "Brother, are you fooling us?" ”

When the security guard saw that I was angry, he immediately laughed dryly and said, "There is something to say, there is something to say." ”

I said, "Tell me, how do you usually contact Yamashita?" ”

The security guard pointed to the old-fashioned phone in the corner.

Jin Shengshui said: "You kid, you can pretend to be quite good." ”

We called Ji Yansheng.

Half an hour later, a car came up and picked us up.

Ji Yansheng and Cheerilee are still waiting for us next to the lonely grave.

When they saw me bring back a snake, they wondered, "What's going on?" ”

I said, "Someone stuffed a snake in the coffin and pretended to be a newly buried dead person. lure us to dig up the grave and try to kill both of us. ”

Cheerilee said, "Are you sure it's against you two?" ”

I nodded.

Cheerilee said, "Why are you so sure? ”

I pointed to a wound on the snake's tail: "Look here. ”

Cheerilee glanced at her and said, "What's going on here?" ”

I said, "Don't you think it's a little familiar?" ”

Cheerilee, Ji Yansheng, and Jin Shengshui all came over and said wonderingly, "Is the noodles familiar?" I can't see it. ”

I said speechlessly, "There used to be an iron ring tied to here. Haven't you noticed a woman's earrings? Take off the earrings, and there is such a wound. ”

】

Ji Yansheng and the other three looked at each other and said, "How could we possibly notice a woman's earrings?" Is it good for us to devote ourselves to cultivating the Tao? ”

Me: "......"

Good guys, you've done a thorough job of being a single.