"How do you know what dragon dung smells like?" Luis caught the blind spot.

"Oh, one time I was in the keel wilderness and grabbed a rabbit to wipe it, but that night I found out that one of the rabbits I ate was that one."

Shaman Christa said nonchalantly.

Louis Catherine: ......

Zhang Qiu and Cedric obviously didn't understand, but they didn't get to the bottom of it, after all, this matter was really disgusting.

It's hard to imagine that a beautiful girl would do such a thing.

Wipe your butt with a rabbit, hey, rabbit!

Louis was a little awe-struck, he thought for a moment, and said to Christasza: "You are like this, come and learn from me, you say...... Hi hi hi. ”

"Hey, hey." Christasza is obviously unremarkable.

"You have to sink your dantian, use your chest to make a sound, come, do it again." Louis taught very carefully.

"Hey, hey, hey!" Christasza learned a lot this time.

Louis looked at this gifted girl, and she was a little out of voice.

Catherine pinched Louis lightly, this kid is too bad......

She didn't understand music boxes, but she could feel the bad water in Louis's stomach.

At the beginning, Cedric and Zhang Qiu, who faced Catherine, were obviously a little restrained, but Catherine didn't talk much, just looked down and read by herself, and the two gradually let go.

"Have you heard that best-selling author Gilderoy Lockhart is coming to our school as a Defense Against the Dark Arts professor!" Zhang Qiu's face was full of excitement, but as soon as he finished speaking, he felt that something was wrong, and quickly apologized to Luis: "I'm sorry, Luis, I actually like your class...... It's just, well, Professor Lockhart is a best-selling author after all...... Oops......"

Zhang Qiu's words became darker and darker, and even Cedric couldn't stand it anymore.

Louis didn't care, he smiled gently, and said abruptly: "It's nothing, as you said, Professor Lockhart is also a best-selling author after all, and it is normal for him to be popular." ”

Cedric hurriedly played the round: "Yes, Louis is right. After speaking, he also muttered: "I don't know if so many works are his own adventures......"

"After all, I'm a writer, and it's normal to do some artistic processing of my work." Catherine suddenly interjected, and the weird poisonous tongue beautiful girl is back.

Zhang Qiu wanted to defend Lockhart, but he didn't dare to refute Catherine, and he didn't hold back a word for a long time.

Louis is more pleasing to the eye the more he looks at Cedric, men, will always be disgusted with an embroidered pillow straw bag male star, when you happen to meet another man who dislikes this star with you, it is inevitable that there will be a feeling of sympathy between the two.

Louis remembered the very good brother he met when he played Dota back then, and he was the one who matched the code.

Talking here just because of the foot, singing directly over there, singing for a while, making an electric microphone and saying Su Yunjin, what do you owe me here, Louis replied to him in the voice with an electronic sound.

Sometimes, a man's friendship is as simple as that.

However, Cedric, a warm man, obviously did not snub Zhang Qiu, and after three or two sentences, Zhang Qiu was also brought into the chat topic. Louis even asked what the magical world of Seris was like, and the result was not at all the same as the ones he had seen on the Internet in his previous life, there was no refining weapon flying sword at all, and everyone was holding a wand to the waves in the same way.

is also said, after all, it is a world built by Aunt Rowling, and if there are really such things, it will be a cross-flavor.

According to Zhang Qiu, the wizards of Seris gradually evolved from generation to generation during the Xia and Shang periods.

The three got together and talked a lot, although Cedric is a Hufflepuff, but he is very keen on various sports, Luis can't see that this product still likes to watch football, is a Manchester United fan, especially the recent Manchester United teenager Ryan Giggs.

However, it seems that Cedric is a true fan, and he did not say the famous phrase "Ryan Giggs and so-and-so fly together" like Barcelona (star) football experts.

"I love Arsenal." Zhang Qiu suddenly interjected.

Tsk, are you not looking for four?

However, the gunslingers of this era do not have the 4 meme, so even if Luis says it, no one will understand it.

The train ran all afternoon to get to Hogwarts, and I have to say that the speed of this old-fashioned train is really flattering.

The treatment of the second year is obviously different from the first year, and there is no longer a need for Hagrid to pick them up, but there is a special carriage to take them to Hogwarts Castle.

But in fact, these are also from Hagrid, after all, Thestrals and everything are raised by him.

Before separating from the two, Louis also said that if it was okay, they could exchange spell learning experiences together, Zhang Qiu smiled and waved goodbye to him, and replied with a "medium".

After returning to the dormitory and putting down all their luggage, the senior students arrived in the auditorium. They sat for a long time before the first-year students arrived in the auditorium under the guidance of Professor McGonagall.

Louis was surprised to find that the two brothers, Harry and Ron, were also sitting at the Gryffindor table, and when he saw Louis coming, Ron was still grinning and waving to him.

Could it be that Duobi didn't do something?

But it's right to think that since Lucius didn't choose to give the journal to Ginny, there was no reason why Dobby wouldn't let Harry stay at school.

"Why are you here, Luis?" Harry smiled and handed Louis a chocolate frog, "The two of us waited for you at the station for a long time, and Ron said you should get on the train first, or you don't know when you will have to go." ”

Louis was a little embarrassed, this thing was a bit out of place.

The two brothers waited for him for so long, but he took Catherine to open the boil first.

"Oh, it's Catherine." Louis lied with a blushing face: "You know, she doesn't like to wait for people, so she keeps urging me to go first, and I can't help it." ”

As he spoke, he saw Harry Ron's dull gaze, and he stretched out his two hands in front of them and shook them, "Eh, what's wrong with you two?" ”

A cold voice rang out from behind him.

"So, is that why your pants are on fire, my dear fawn?"

It was Catherine, who had heard Louis's words, and had been standing behind him with a straight face, to see what he could say.

Louis found that a cluster of emerald flames was burning on the leg of his trousers, and it was gentle, and it didn't continue to burn, just like that, sticking to the leg of his trousers.

“liar liar，pants on fire！” Catherine whispered in Louis's ear, fingers flicking to retract the flames.

This is also an English colloquialism, which probably means that the crook liar's pants are on fire.

"Hmph......" She glanced at Louis and turned to greet the two little ones.

"Hello, red-haired squirrel and four-eyed frog...... Where's your Miss Beaver? ”

"I'm here!" Hermione pulled her head out from under the table, she had been on the ground looking for Crookshank's collar all the time she had been looking for it.

"Whoa, admit you're a beaver?" Catherine's gaze playfully.

"You ......" Hermione choked on all of a sudden, and she glanced at Catherine angrily, turning her head away from speaking.

"What a cute little beaver." Catherine chuckled and sat down in her seat.

After Louis had a few more words with the two boys, he sat down in the Slytherin seat with Christasa on the left and Catherine on the right, which caused a lot of envy.

Soon, however, Christasza was called away by Professor McGonagall and stuffed into the freshman pile for sorting.

It's funny to watch.,A group of one-meter-four-five small beans mixed in a one-meter-eight.,How do you look at it, how do you feel a little out of place.,How much stands out from the crowd.。

Professor McGonagall also felt that it was inappropriate, so she walked over and pulled her to sit down next to her, so as not to appear too unusual.

Catherine also found a familiar figure in the freshman, and she tugged at Louis's sleeve and motioned for him to look at Luna.

"Where do you think Luna will be sorted out?" Catherine asked quietly.

"Hmm......," Louis muttered, "Ravenclaw." ”

"I think it's going to be Hufflepuff."

"Bet on what?" Louis withdrew his gaze to Catherine.

"You say." Catherine was still looking in the direction of the freshmen.

"One Galleon."

"Deal."

The two of them were chatting about a bet here, and Dumbledore had already begun to prepare for his speech. Everything was the same, and Dumbledore's speech was exactly the same as last year, nothing new.

After her ramblings, Professor McGonagall took her sorting hat to the Great Hall and walked to the guest of honor and placed her on a stool.

The mouth of the hat is cracked open a large slit, and the mouth is singing nonsense songs, which is a bit like a ruler's head between the eyebrows.

"Come and put me on! Don't be afraid!

Don't panic!

In my hands (even though I don't even have a hand)

You are absolutely safe

Because I'm a thinking hat! ”

At the end of the song, the freshmen were still muttering, and many students were relieved.

It seems that this hat is presiding over the branch, which is completely different from what the parents say about scaring people like fighting dragons.

Professor McGonagall stepped forward with a roll of parchment as she had done the year before, announcing that the little wizard had read his name.

"Nivea Attlee!"

A brunette girl stepped out of the crowd and sat down next to Professor McGonagall. Professor McGonagall lifted her hat and placed it on her head, which sank to cover the little girl's mouth.

Professor McGonagall had to lift her hat up again, allowing the little girl to reveal her ocean-blue eyes.

"Gryffindor!" The hat shouted.

The Gryffindor people applauded loudly, and the Gryffindor people were the first to get off to a good start.

"Colin Creevey!" Professor McGonagall called out another name.

Louis watched as the boy stumbled up, with a camera on his chest, and a mouth grinning like a lotus, as if he could never close it.

The hat rested on top of his curly hair, and after a moment he shouted, "Gryffindor! ”

After a few more people, it was Luna's turn.

However, it wasn't her who Professor McGonagall shouted first.

"Jaco Lovegood!" (Character card from the Leader's Edge Giant)

Louis saw that a cute little girl stood up, although they were both surnamed Lovegood, but Yaco did not look like Luna. A long brown hair with long back hair draped softly behind his head, the bright and godly red boy had a mischievous nature that Luna did not have.

She hopped up to Professor McGonagall and sat down on a stool, staring at Professor McGonagall's hat with wide eyes.

Professor McGonagall was holding her hat and before she could touch her hair, the hat shouted in a loud voice, "Gryffindor! ”

"Luna Lovegood!"

The two Lovegood obviously made the students stunned for a moment, and after seeing the completely different looks of the two, the auditorium began to whisper again.

Luna sat in her seat and looked at Mr. Hat with interest.

"Ravenclaw!" The hat shouted over Luna's head.

Catherine blushed her little face and gave Louis a gold Galleon.

Louis proudly took the golden galleon and put it next to his ear, although he couldn't hear the sound like the current ocean, but it was also a sense of ritual, wasn't it.

The main thing is that Catherine can still be angry.

"Christasa Mountbatten!" Professor McGonagall called on Christasza's name and made a point of commenting, "Miss Mountbatten is a transfer student, so she will be going straight to the fourth year." ”

Christasa walked to the guest of honor with two long legs, causing a burst of admiration from the male classmates.

The hat touched Christasza's head and crashed for a long time, before finally reluctantly shouting, "Slytherin!" ”

At this moment, the cheers of Slytherin's classmates shook the earth, whether it was sincere or not, in short, banging on the table and shouting was over.

Listen to this surname, this is a relative of the Slytherin man!

The freshmen in Slytherin were also unclear, and the old students next to them couldn't help but be anxious when they saw the indifferent freshmen, and hurriedly pulled their arms and whispered, "You don't want to die!" Applause! ”

The freshmen had no choice but to follow the old students and slap the table vigorously, and the one in their hearts was inexplicable.

The big sister is a little better-looking, as for being so happy?

Christasa happily walked over to Catherine and sat down, continuing to watch the sorting proceed.

"Vitaly Heliex!" Professor McGonagall remarked, "Miss Hillies-Ex is a fourth-year transfer student from Beauxbatons. ”

On the side stood a slim girl, worthy of coming from a country rich in baguettes, her short black hair wore a small dark green beret, a pair of dark blue large and spiritual, the coquettishness and rejection of people in the eyes were very contradictory combinations thousands of miles away, but in her did not seem to be out of harmony.

Louis could see that it was a black rose with thorns.

She walked up to Professor McGonagall, her hat barely touching her head, and she shouted at Slytherin.

Vitaly looked left and right, her plump lips curling into an elusive smile. She walked with a catwalk, slowly pacing to Louis's side.

"Hello, is there anyone sitting here?"