Chapter 145: Armstrong's Roundabout Acceleration Jet Armstrong Cannon
Building a snowman has always been a long-standing sport, both in the East and the West, and has a long history.
Some people say that the Oriental snowman is imported from the West, this statement is actually not true, the Song Dynasty has long had poems as evidence, people build snow lions to play on snowy days, and the difference between the Eastern and Western snowmen is nothing more than the use of carrots, which is also difficult for the Song Dynasty officials and ladies, no carrots and no agate hammers?
In his last life, he went to the Northeast to study for a few years, so Louis has never built a snowman. Speaking of which, I have to say that the wildness of the Bingcheng students, because the sister in the previous life liked to watch Korean dramas, so the snowball fight in Louis's impression has always been a man and a woman, and it is a romantic and tight activity.
Until he went to school in Ice City.
I still remember the first heavy snowfall in October that year, and he was called out by his roommates to have a snowball fight. The boss specially instructed him to cover it tightly, and before Louis took it seriously, he went downstairs and raised a snowball, and as soon as he looked up, he saw three big men rushing over and lifting him up, and throwing him into a half-meter-high snowdrift for a long time.
This was followed by a brutal burial, and every time Louis thought of it, he had a snack to spare.
Beneath the snowdrifts, he resembles Natzweig's Scott.
It should be said that the students of Hogwarts have not released their inner beast for the time being, so they are quite elegant, at least everyone is seriously building a snowman.
No sooner had they chosen a site to build a snowman than Harry and Ron ran over and asked Louis if he had any great ideas.
Louis shrugged his shoulders and looked at Catherine, who was directing the snowdrift with her wand, and decided that she should build another one herself.
"I'm going to pile up the Armstrong Boom Boom Boom Boom." Louis said.
The two little ones only listened to it, so what was it? Such a lofty name......
Almost instantly, Louis kneaded a long barrel into the ground, and after thinking about it, it seemed as if something was missing, so he placed two more snowball shells on the side.
"Oh my God, what are you doing!" Hermione's voice rang out.
When Louis looked over, he saw Hermione's little face flushed with shame, looking like how could you be like this, I really misunderstood you.
"Oh, it's the Armstrong Boom." Louis said solemnly.
"That's clearly ......" Hermione was anxious, pointing to Louis's masterpiece with one hand, her face flushed and she couldn't speak.
That sentence is really embarrassing to say, it is too difficult.
"I'd suggest you have a healthy mind, Hermione." Louis shrugged, "For an adolescent girl like you, it's best not to always think about what you don't have."
"But ......," Hermione still pointed to Louis's masterpiece, and Louis teased him so speechless that she stomped on the ground with her little feet hatefully.
Just as I didn't know what to say, Dumbledore's voice rang in my ears.
"Well, young people are really energetic, and when it snows, it is indispensable to pile up some snow."
"Headmaster, look at Louis's ......" Hermione pointed to Louis's masterpiece and was about to sue, only to see Dumbledore staring at Louis's masterpiece with a blank expression. ….
"Oh, isn't this the Armstrong Accelerated Gyro Jet Armstrong Cannon? The degree of completion is really high......" Dumbledore seemed to remember some history, and seemed to be saying to himself: "I think that in order to break through the walls of Constantinople, the Ottoman Empire ordered craftsmen to make this cannon, and that kind of vigorous and competitive realm is still in front of me......
"Huh?" Hermione was stunned, how could this be different from the script she had in mind?
Is the last glory of our Christchurch shattered by such a nasty thing?
"Oh, it's Professor Dumbledore." Louis greeted, "Professor, why didn't you go to the snow and come to me?"
"I've got it done...... Hah, look over there." Dumbledore pointed to a tall snowy slab in the distance.
Oh, you can tell, it's Dumbledore, but it's bee-like. Mr. Principal even gave
He had a buttocks, painted with yellow and black patterns, and a wand at the tip, presumably to pretend to be a tail pin; There are also two tentacles installed on the head of the sculpture, which looks silly and silly.
"Wow...... That's amazing......" Hermione was immediately attracted by Dumbledore's sculpture.
Looking back at Louis's sculpture, a pair of eyes turned into beanie eyes.
Looking at Louis with disdain, Hermione pouted, "Even if this sculpture of yours is that cannon, it's too simple......
"You know what? What do you know? Yes? Cannons are a man's romance!" Louis looked unconvinced, isn't Dumbledore's sculpture a little taller, a little more refined, a little more realistic, where is my cannon not as good as him?
Headmaster Dumbledore hummed a little tune and walked away, continuing to inspect the sculptures of his classmates.
"Hey, stop rubbing." Louis said to Harry and Ron, who were still rubbing the cannonballs, "I actually have a very mature idea......
"What do you think?" The two of them asked curiously.
"Or ......," Louis slapped his fist on his hand, "or we should put a bee butt behind the cannon!"
Hermione looked powerless to complain, "Please, Louis...... You're stitching, you're copying Headmaster Dumbledore, it's not a mature idea at all, okay?"
But Ron and Harry excitedly responded, "yes, I didn't think of it, it's still Louis, you have a nimble head."
"Haha...... Where, where......" Louis said, using his magic to pull out a bee's butt and catch it behind the barrel.
"You ...... Uh......" Hermione clearly didn't know what to say anymore.
She looked up just in time to see Professor Snape approaching.
That's right! Professor Snape has always looked at students unpleasantly, especially in this situation, which is definitely the best time to deduct points! He will definitely take care of it, and he will not let Louis run wild in the abyss of sin......
Thinking of this, she greeted, "Professor Snape......
"Oh, isn't this the Armstrong Boom? That's a high level of completion......" Professor Snape sighed with a blank face.
"......" Hermione looked incredulous, her mouth wide open. ….
She is also a little skeptical about life now, is this thing really a cannon? It doesn't matter if Dumbledore likes to be funny, why is Professor Snape like that......
"Don't you think, Professor...... The cannon looks ...... Very that?" Hermione finally asked the question in her heart.
Snape slowly turned his head, looked at Hermione with an extremely disgusted gaze, and said slowly, "I know that a little witch of your age will always like to be cranky because she has entered puberty, but I suggest that you still keep a pure heart when dealing with art, and do not defile the pure and lofty art of the world......
Hermione is going crazy, ahhhh......h Is it really that I'm not pure?
Tired, destroy.
"Professor, did you participate in the sculpture event as well?" Louis asked, looking up.
"Of course, look, the deer over there." Snape was expressionless, still in an emotionless voice, but all four of them could hear the ostentation in his words.
I have to say that the level of Potions Master's sculpture is also excellent, and the two deer are simply vivid, and they seem to be whispering to each other.
But why the two ends?
Of course, Louis knew, with his high emotional intelligence, that he didn't even ask.
"Wow...... I didn't expect the professor's level of sculpture to be so high...... The two deer really seemed to come back to life......" Ron complimented from the bottom of his heart.
"For your discernment, Mr. Wesley, Gryffindor adds a point." Snape actually added a point to Gryffindor for the first time.
Immediately after, Luis's words made him completely break the defense.
"But they're dead." The acid in Louis's words
Anyone can smell it, it's too sour......
"Slytherin is ten points!" Snape's face darkened, and he scurried away like a bat spirit.
The three little ones looked at the stunned Louis and couldn't help laughing.
Hermione laughed the most exaggeratedly, tears streaming down her eyes.
"Seriously, Luis, I think you should...... Uh, well, a different sculpture, not some kind of cannon like this...... which is easy to misunderstand" Hermione finally changed her words, but still insisted on the idea that it was easy to misunderstand.
"It's the Armstrong Boom!" Louis corrected, "Don't try to discredit my sacred sculptures, know that each sculpture is as lovely as a child in the eyes of the carvers......
Hermione looked at the sculpture and thought to herself, "That's how your kid ......
You mean to say nasty, right?
As he spoke, Louis placed a deer antler on the top of the cannon.
Stitching, always have to be stitched comprehensively, learn from the strengths of others......
Hermione couldn't complain anymore, she sighed, ready to sit on the ground and think about what she would pile up.
The three men in front of him were not reliable at all.
"Yo, Hermione." A soft voice rang in her ears, and she looked back to see that it was Vitali.
"Ah, Miss Heliaix......" Hermione replied quickly.
But Vitaly soon turned her attention to Louis's masterpiece.
"Isn't this the Armstrong Boom? That's a pretty good level of completion......" Vitaly exclaimed in confusion, looking at the cannon and Louis at the next, her little scarlet tongue running across her upper lip. ….
Hermione was shocked again, she no longer doubted that there was such a thing in history, she now doubted whether she was really mentally unhealthy......
"I think when we were in Europe, Germany used to pull out this cannon and bombard Paris...... Under the leadership of General Gallieni, the conspiracy of Ertokuko was finally crushed...... Haha, I'm really invincible in France!" Vitaly's tone was full of nostalgia for the glory of France.
"Generalissimo, I'm coming." Louis rolls his eyes and tries to shatter Vitaly's dreams with the name of a song.
Of course, this song also has a meme, which is the national anthem of the Vichy regime, a personal ode to Philippe Pétain......
That's right, it's the national anthem of France after the surrender of France, which has not been as long as a building in Grad, a loving father.
"Woo QQ......" Vitali broke her defense at once, she looked at Louis with an evil face and didn't speak, just with accusation and grief in her eyes.
"I hope you don't forget the credit of the taxi drivers, and don't always put the credit on individuals." Louis continued: "Of course, if this is your national specialty, I can understand it......
Vitaly suddenly wanted to tear down her statue.
"So, what is Miss Hillies' statue?" Hermione hurriedly changed the subject, she was really afraid that Vitali would cry on the spot.
Vitaly snorted, pointing to the statue of Louis not far away.
Huo, it should be said that it is an adult version of Louis, looking at the body proportions, it should be at least more than 1.8 meters.
But this giant statue of Louis, who was about the height of four or five men, wore a trench coat with a stand-up collar, held a lion's head staff, and looked like a gentleman, with a look on his face like a fan-shaped figure, three points of pampering, three points of disdain and four points of nonchalance.
Typical female frequency production.
"I say, did Miss Hilliaux embellish Louis a little?" Hermione pouted and said, "In terms of body proportions, Louis's legs aren't that long at all, okay?"
"You know what! Silly girl!" Louis crossed his arms and hummed, looking at the sculpture in front of him with admiration: "Yes, yes, this is completely me......
The trio all looked like I didn't know this guy...... That's too narcissistic, right? Even if you say you're handsome, you do
It's handsome, but you can't brag about it, right?
"Hey, what are you talking about?"
"Oh, we're talking about Miss Cilliux's statue." Hermione looked back and saw that it was Catherine, with Christasza beside her, who was eating a snow girl one by one.
"Is that it?" Catherine said, pointing to Louis's statue, then frowned at the pair of antlers and the bee butt, "Look at what this good Armstrong Boom Boom Boom Boom Cannon has been sewn into by you...... However, the degree of completion is really high......
Hermione was completely powerless to complain, and she had now fully accepted the fact that it was indeed her dirty inside, and that she would look at Louis's masterpiece with colored glasses.
"I remember my mother telling me that during the Ottoman Empire's expedition to the west, this cannon was used to blast open the walls of Vienna...... If it weren't for God's spear winged cavalry to save the scene in time, I'm afraid Europe would have ...... long ago" At this, Catherine suddenly stopped talking.
"Not this one...... It's the statue of Louis over there......" Hermione reminded in a whisper.
Catherine's face changed suddenly, she squinted at Vitalie, and then followed the direction Hermione pointed to see the tall statue of Louis.
"Hehe......" Catherine's laughter had an ominous aura, which made the three little ones present and Louis feel cold.
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The dragon daughter of the Lin family