Chapter 698: I'm going to temper you

Jin Shengshui said to me, "Big brother, you won't really believe the words of this old monk, will you?" ”

I was stunned for a moment: "What old monk?" ”

Jin Shengshui pointed to the Buddha statue and said, "This is the Buddha statue." You don't really think this guy has become a Buddha, do you? ”

I said, "Believe it or not, I think it makes sense." ”

Jin Shengshui sighed again and again: "Everyone is drunk, and I am sober." ”

Actually, when it comes to Buddha statues, I go in with my left ear and out with my right ear, and I don't listen carefully at all, and I don't go into my head.

I know that I can't listen to this kind of brainwashing words, let alone think about them.

As soon as you think about it, you will fall into the trap they have set, and you will get into the horns and be led by the nose.

At that point, even if someone tries to pull you out, you won't believe it.

For example, the following people are examples.

And I'm pretending to believe, I wonder if there's anything else behind the Buddha statue.

I said to Jin Shengshui, "Brother, why do I think you believe it? ”

Jin Shengshui said: "Fart, how can I believe it? I don't believe a word. ”

I coughed dryly and said, "Actually, I recently learned a sentence on the Internet, which is called homophobia. ”

"I think it's a good fit for you."

Jin Shengshui: "......"

He was a little speechless and said, "Big brother, do you know what this means? ”

I said, "Yes." That is, the more a person is afraid of something, the more he is strong and strong, pretending that he is not afraid of anything. ”

"You must have believed it, but you dare not admit it."

Jin Shengshui sighed and said, "What this old guy said is definitely not right. ”

"Big brother, you help me think about it, how can I ask him?"

I sighed and said, "Don't think about it, just get rid of it." ”

"But...... I think he has a point. ”

After a few minutes, the Buddha statue slowly turned its head.

He looked at us, smiled slightly, and said, "Two, how are you thinking about it?" ”

I laughed and said, "You should be able to guess my attitude, right?" ”

The Buddha nodded.

He looked at Jin Shengshui: "What about you?" ”

Jin Shengshui said: "If you step on a horse, even if you say that God is coming, I don't believe it." ”

The Buddha statue sighed and said, "That's a pity. ”

He said to me, "We are going to Elysium, do you want to go with me?" ”

I laughed and said, "Am I not already in Elysium?" ”

The Buddha statue laughed and said, "High realm." ”

Then he said, "However, there is a more Elysium besides this Elysium, would you be interested in coming and seeing?" ”

I smiled and nodded.

The Buddha statue was overjoyed and said, "Come, come, come, please." ”

The Buddha statue took me to another mountain, separating me from Jin Shengshui.

Then the Buddha statue said to me, "To enter Elysium, you need to go through a door, don't you mind?" ”

I wondered, "It's just going through a door, what's there to mind about that?" ”

The Buddha statue smiled slightly and said, "Just because, this door is in your body." ”

I said, "Since it's in my body, I don't mind anymore." ”

The Buddha statue nodded and said, "Then I will cross you." ”

Before I could speak, the Buddha's hand gently stroked the top of my head.

I felt a breeze blow and the paper money on my head fell to the ground.

The Buddha statue laughed and reached out again.

I feel like my fontanelle is being opened.

I finally understood what this Buddha statue meant by the door.

When the fontanelle was opened, I felt a myriad of thoughts pour into my brain.

"Become a Buddha, here you become a Buddha. Elysium. This is Elysium. ”

"Don't think, don't question, it's useless to think too much, just stay here."

Then I felt like my brain was occupied by these thoughts.

When I have the idea of going out, the thought of Elysium immediately pulls my mind back.

I was stunned for a moment, and thought: After a long time, is this how the Buddha statue controls the fire sunflower?

I feel like these thoughts are a bit like resentment.

Only resentment can affect people's sanity in this way.

It is parasitic on the soul of man, and the longer it grows, the more stubborn the thought becomes.

I knew I had to find a way to settle this grievance, or I would lose my mind.

I also have a dryad seed in my body.

And the resentment of the dryad, I can completely control it.

So, I let the dryad's anger unleashed.

To my surprise, the dryad's resentment easily absorbed the resentment in my body.

Subsequently, my brain returned to clarity.

When I recovered, I found that the Buddha statue had been concentrating on dealing with Jin Shengshui.

And on top of the mountain I was on, there was only one tree.

This tree, with its extremely thick trunk and huge crown, almost obscures the entire mountain.

However, the tree has died, and only dry branches and trunks remain.

And underneath this tree, there is a futon carved out of stone.

It seems that someone often sits under a tree and meditates.

Suddenly, I felt a disturbance of air currents.

I turned my head and saw that Jin Shengshui had also been brought over.

After Jin Shengshui saw me, he smiled a little embarrassedly and said, "Big brother, I really can't help it, I think what he said makes sense." ”

I smiled slightly, following the old cat's sluggish smile, and said, "Congratulations, you have also entered Elysium." ”