Chapter 230: You Should Run for Congress, Hermione
"According to reliable sources, a new group of girls will be visiting Hogwarts in the new term." "Yes, very beautiful new girl, you know?" "Yes, it's the pretty kind, I don't think you can imagine it......" said the two of them, one by one, beside Cedric.
"I let you paint the lake, what new girl?" Cedric was a bit of a circle.
The twins looked at each other: "That's it...... Very beautiful girl, you don't have to ask so much, oh, this walkman will be given to you first, remember to go back and contact your Hufflepuff classmates to practice, this year's school song chorus will use this song. β
"I'll let you do it." Cedric was fascinated and asked, "Why do you want to use this piece?" I don't think it's suitable for women to listen to ......."
Louis said, it's a song engraved in their DNA...... As for DNA, I don't understand either. Fred said, spreading his hands.
Hermione immediately acted as a backgammon point reader: "DNA is ...... You can understand it as engraved in the soul. β
As he spoke, he turned around and made a silent lip gesture at Louis: Next time he says something that others can understand!
"Okay." Cedric was persuaded by this reason, and it was impossible for the twins to lie to him, after all, Louis was on this side, and it was a little difficult to lie in front of the parties, "This matter is on me......"
"Okay, Hufflepuff has been announced, and Ravenclaw is next." Louis clapped his hands: "Wait, Justin is a Muggle family, so come here slower - be considerate of the person who doesn't have Floo at home, he will first go to the Leaky Cauldron in Diagon Alley, and then connect here through the Floo Network of the Broken Cauldron Bar." β
"It's a pity for someone who doesn't have a Floo network at home." Ron gloated: "Oh my God, I can't really imagine what it would be like to have Floo at home, I meanβwhat if you want to go from London to Glasgow?" β
"You seem like the big fool." Hermione complained mercilessly, "Do you think about how you got to Hogwarts at the beginning of school every year?" β
"Trains?" Ron remembered after Hermione mentioned it, "Ah, yes, I forgot that Muggles have trains, too, haha......"
"Not just trains, but planes, my dear Ron." Harry grinned and reminded, "Airplanes are several times faster than trains, and if you're on a plane, you might be able to fly from London to Hogwarts without a single lunch." β
"Wow......" Ron was really surprised this time, and he asked curiously, "Really?" I meanβcan Muggles be that good? β
"I see you as a toad in the well, I don't know how big the sky is." Catherine's poisonous tongue was sick again, she snorted, and put a plate of honeydew melons in front of everyone: "I flew with Louis last year, that feeling...... Well, it's not too high-profile, but it didn't take long to fly from London to ReykjavΓk. β
"Reykjavik?" Hermione frowned, chewed carefully, and asked curiously, "How do I feel like I've heard this name somewhere?" No, I'm serious, I seem to have really heard of this place. β
"It's the capital of Iceland, Hermione." Catherine looked at Hermione with a little pity, "It seems that Miss Jack-of-all-trades also has something that she doesn't understand." β
The topic is off the beaten track from here, or maybe Hermione deliberately jumped out to draw firepower for Ron.
After all, it's a girlfriend, and Louis still wants to believe that Hermione is dedicated.
"I don't believe it! How could you be more like a Muggle than I am! Hermione quit and questioned loudly.
"Well, then I'll ask you a few simple things about the Muggle world, and if you can answer that, I'll admit that you're Miss Jack-of-all-trades." Catherine sat down beside Louis and put her arm around Louis.
Luis just wants to say foul, this sister hits people with the ball!
Hermione, of course, won't allow Catherine to challenge her jack-of-all-trades authority, and she's now fighting to defend her jack-of-all-trades title and honor!
"You have a question! I don't believe you can stump me! Hermione stalked her little short neck and snorted as she snorted her war book.
It probably means that Catherine, you let the horse come, I'm afraid you're not a jack of all trades!
"First question." Catherine squeezed Louis and sighed contentedly, "What is the official name of Upper Volta now?" β
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Hermione didn't seem to expect Catherine to have such a tricky question, and was stumped for a while.
She thought that Catherine, as a pure-blood wizard in the wizarding world, would not care about the affairs of the Muggle world, but she never expected that she would use four twos to bring out the two kings when she came up.
She was caught off guard, her eyes wide open, not knowing how to answer Catherine's question.
"Uh......" Hermione just dragged out her voice in embarrassment.
"Well, it looks like you don't know." Instead of taunting Hermione, Catherine moved on to the next question: "What is the equation for the conservation of mass and energy?" β
Hermione looked embarrassed: "Uh......"
Catherine's delicate face rubbed against Louis's face and snuggled up to his shoulder: "Where is the capital of Nauru, and in which direction of Australia is this country?" β
Hermione: "...... Uh......"
"What is the capital of Brazil?" Catherine asked a confusing question.
"I know this!" Hermione said loudly, "Rio de Janeiro!" I know! Rio de janeiro! β
"I'm sorry, Ms. Hermione." Catherine smiled and pointed out: "Brazil moved its capital from Rio de Janeiro to Brasilia in 1960......"
Hermione opened her mouth and didn't say a word.
"What is the state religion in Cameroon?" Catherine asked again.
Hermione's self-confidence had been completely shattered, and she could only open her mouth mechanically: "Hmm...... Uh......"
"In what year did the Eastern and Western Churches split, what were their religious leaders called, and in which city were they at that time?"
Hermione: "Uh......"
I couldn't give a correct answer for a long time.
"Hermione?" Louis called.
Hermione looked up confused: "Huh? β
"You should run for Congress." Louis raised his teacup and made a toast gesture to Hermione, and suggested with a smile on his face.
Hermione was stunned for a moment, then asked alertly, "Are you angry with me?" β
"How could it be?" Louis spread his hands.
"yes, how could it be?" Catherine didn't look at Hermione, looked at Louis affectionately, and reached out to kiss him on the cheek.
"You ...... You two are so bad! Hermione blew up again: "You two are ganging up to bully me!" Too bad for you two. β
"It's too bad, I'm going to fight with my fists." Louis curled his fist, turned to look at Catherine, and meowed.
"Wow, that's so cute!" Catherine's eyes twinkled with pink stars, and she buried Louis's head in her arms, eager to crush him and become one with herself.
"Help, help!" Louis struggled weakly, why Catherine is now about the same size as Solan Lian, suffocating to death!
He really didn't want to be suffocated like this, or he would have become the first wizard in history to be suffocated like this.
"Alright, that's pretty much it, you're going to suffocate your fawn, baby." Solanlian's voice rang out just in time, saving Louis from the fire.
But she had forgotten how she had been bored by Louis back then.
Catherine reluctantly let go of Louis, watched him take a big breath of fresh air, and couldn't help whispering in his ear: "Wear cat ears at night, fawn......"
"Call Daddy." Louis grinned in her ear.
As a result, he received a painful pinch.
"I don't want it in front of so many people!" Catherine whispered in his ear hatefully.
"That means it's okay when there's no one?" Louis asked in surprise, the dream that he had been thinking about for four years was about to come true?
Catherine did not reply, but turned her head to the side, her face flushed, as if stained with a layer of red.
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Justin's speed was slow enough that it wasn't until afternoon tea that he arrived at Worley's house through Floo Powder.
"Oh, you're here, Justin." Ron rolled his eyes, "We're all ready to start school." β
"I'm sorry, everyone." Justin laughed: "Isn't there no Floo Network at home...... I still took a taxi to the Leaky Cauldron, and oh my God, everyone should know about the traffic jams in London. β
"Only Louis and Hermione know, and Harry." George said with a grin and handed the Walkman to Justin.
"Cool, the latest version of your Walkman? I'd wanted one for a long time, but Hogwarts wouldn't let me bring one. "Justin is knowledgeable and immediately recognizes the brand of the Walkman.
"You put on your headphones and listen to this tune." Louis suggested with a smile.
Justin nodded and picked up the headphones and stuffed them into his ears, scratched his ears and cheeks and listened to them for a long time, then looked up in confusion and asked, "What kind of song is this?" Sounds good...... It's weird. β
"This is the melody of the school song for the new school year, and when you go back, inform the Ravenclaw students that this is the melody for this year's school song." Cedric patted him on the shoulder.
"Huh?" Justin clearly doesn't quite understand: "Why? β
"There's a girl." George said succinctly: "Foreign girls, they like this song the most, very beautiful foreign girls, you can say whether you can sing it or not." β
"What foreign chick?" Justin obviously didn't understand what was going on, and he asked with a confused expression, "What are you talking about, why can't I understand it......"
"In the new semester, there will be a lot of beautiful foreign girls visiting Hogwarts." Fred patiently explained to Justin: "The source is reliable, it is the news that Louis got from Headmaster Dumbledore, do you think, Headmaster Dumbledore will lie to Louis?" Apparently not...... Will Louis lie to us? That's not going to happen! β
Justin's face changed suddenly, and he laughed evilly as if he had touched Jerry's Tom.
"Will take it!" He clenched his fists and cheered himself up.
"Will take it!" The twins, who are both single dogs, cheer up Justin together.
Louis looked at Harry and Ron, clenched his fists together, and said, "Will take it!" β
As a result, Ron was grabbed by Hermione's ear.
"What are you going to take?" Hermione asked, squinting her eyes and looking unkind.
"Harry's girlfriend isn't here, Catherine won't care about me, what do you want to take?" Louis asked with a frenzied chuckle thumping his thigh.
Ron folded his kitten face and looked at Harry and then at Louis in a huff, feeling sorry that he had two bad friends.
"You two are so bad! Louis! Harry! Oops, Hermione, you tap ......" Ron was halfway through complaining and began to beg for mercy, it seemed that Hermione had increased his efforts, making him a little unbearable.
"Does it hurt? It hurts. Louis gloated: "This is the price of your disloyalty to Hermione......"
"What disloyalty! How could I be disloyal to Hermione! Ron retorted unconvinced.
"Loyalty is not absolute, it is absolutely disloyal." Louis said a famous quote from the Lord.
Well, Ron wanted to refute but had nowhere to put his mouth like a cow gnawing on a pumpkin, and he was as embarrassed as Hermione had just been.
Not to mention, holding it for a long time really made him come up with a rebuttal: "What about you, Louis, are you loyal to Catherine?" β
He tried to trade one with Luis.
"Oh, you're thinking too much, Ron." Louis spread his hands: "Catherine is different from Hermione, she is very accommodating to me. β
As he spoke, he picked Catherine's chin with his fingers and reaped a white eye from Catherine.
Ron glanced at Louis and Catherine, and then at Hermione, obviously angry.
"Am I good to you?" Hermione was in a hurry, and her hands unconsciously increased a little harder.
"Okay, of course, Hermione is the best, you let go of me." Ron's tone was tinged with pleading.
"You've been domesticated, Ron." Louis said compassionately, "Remember what I told you, you have been taken by Hermione to chew on the head, castrated the root of right and wrong, and now you are completely controlled by her......"
"How can I!" Hermione retorted.
"Look, she didn't even realize that this subtle taming is actually more terrifying." Louis spread his hands: "Even now, you see that she is not willing to let go of Ron's ears...... Tsk, if I want to live like this, I'd rather be single for the rest of my life, oh my God, it's terrible. β
Hermione let go of Ron's ears like an electric shock, not because she felt sorry for Ron, but because she was really afraid of Louis's verbal offensive.
"Don't be afraid, Ron, fly with confidence, we will always be your strongest backing!" Louis showed a compassionate look: "If it really doesn't work, I can find you a new girlfriend, guaranteed to be obedient and cute...... Just like Christasza, beautiful, obedient and sensible. β
As he spoke, Louis pointed to Christasa, who heard Louis calling himself and looked up in confusion with a circle of coffee foam on his lips.