Chapter 617: Shi Niang concentrates on watching the drama in the plot (22)
When Ziyu's education was gradually on track, Yu Guang began to teach Zhao Tianba some practical things.
For example, reciting the most vulnerable parts of the human body and how to kill a person in the shortest possible time.
For the first time, Zhao Tianba showed resistance to the content of his studies, and he didn't want to kill anyone.
But Yu Guang changed his opinion with just one sentence: "When you are in danger, at least know where to protect, and I will only teach you the same thing once." ”
This time, Zhao Tianba deeply felt that what Yu Guang said made sense, and he became more and more serious about learning.
Seeing that the two of them were quite serious about teaching and learning, Ziyu also secretly came over and wanted to steal the teacher.
Yu Guang didn't alike teaching him, but Ziyu couldn't understand how to learn, and after a long time, he inevitably felt resentment towards Yu Guang: "Are you going behind my back to open a small stove for Zhao Tianba." ”
Otherwise, why did Zhao Tianba poke at the rabbit's cervical vertebrae, the rabbit died on the spot, and not only did he flash his fingers, but the rabbit also turned his head and bit him.
Looking at Ziyu's complaining face, Yu Guang smiled and helped his glasses.
After getting along for a while, Ziyu also has a more or less understanding of Yu Guang's actions, and when she saw Yu Guang pushing her glasses, Zi Yu subconsciously wanted to turn around and escape.
But when he heard Yu Guang open his mouth and smiled: "Is it so difficult to admit that you are not as good as others, your growth trajectory is different, and the things you encounter are also different, why do you have to compete with Zhao Tianba."
Zhao Tianba recognizes you as a teacher because you are good at learning, not because you are good at martial arts. ”
Although Ziyu knew that what Yu Guang said was reasonable, he couldn't bear to lose to Zhao Tianba, and said to himself: "My upbringing experience is also very bumpy, you don't know, I have been held by my family since I was a child"
Yu Guang smiled and kicked Ziyu out of the carriage: "Don't compare your sad spring and autumn with him, when he was digging wild vegetables in the mountains, you were still drunk and dreaming of death in that broken house." ”
She's really old, and she's talking so much nonsense with this thing.
Ziyu was almost kicked off the carriage by Yu Guang's sudden kick, but fortunately Zhao Tianba reached out and pulled him.
Ziyu stabilized his mind, and continued to stiffen his mouth: "It's okay to be a teacher without you helping yourself, I just wanted to test your reflexes, and now it seems to be pretty good." ”
Zhao Tianba looked at Ziyu, and suddenly showed an afterglow smile: "Teacher, aren't you tired of being so hard-mouthed, you will be beaten to death by Sister A." ”
Ziyu almost blurted out a "", but Zhao Tianba was hit in the back of the head by a shoe flying out of the carriage.
This sudden attack knocked a bowl-sized bag out of the back of Zhao Tianba's head.
He almost cried out in pain, and two lines of fluid slowly flowed out of his nostrils.
Zhao Tianba thought that tears were flowing out of his nose, but he didn't suck them back after sucking twice, so he simply stretched out his sleeve and wiped it.
There was a nosebleed.
There was also a gentle persuasion in his ears: "People are valuable in self-knowledge, and the person who has the ability is me, not you, your rampant appearance now will only be ridiculed for being a dog and a villain." ”
Zhao Tianba's face showed two blushes, and he was embarrassed in front of Sister A again.
Ziyu gave a gloating ridicule beside him: "Good boy, what's wrong with you, it makes the teacher feel distressed." ”
deserved, deserved, so that you don't know how to respect the teacher, you will be beaten.
Zhao Tianba's voice was quite dull this time: "The weather is too dry. ”
What should I do, will Sister hate him!
Ziyu didn't plan to let him go: "Then you have to drink more mugwort tea to get rid of the anger on your body in a while." ”
Then he also elongated his voice in a weird manner: "Apprentice, the injury is in your body and the pain is in the heart of the teacher, you don't know how much you are like this, how much you are a teacher"
Before he finished speaking, Ziyu also received a slap on the head.
The same big bag, the same nosebleed, the only difference is Yu Guang's words: "I don't respect the teacher, I don't have half a heart of care for the apprentice, I should fight!" ”
When it comes to educating people, Yu Guang has never been soft-hearted.
Ziyu felt the blood in his hand from under his nose, and as soon as he raised his head, he met Zhao Tianba's strange eyes.
He pinched his nose to stop the bleeding, and gritted his teeth to maintain his remaining dignity: "It's too hot, and the teacher is also a little hot, and we will drink the mugwort tea later." ”
He said things to protect his dignity, but in his heart he was praying that Yu Guang would never speak again, he was also a master anyway, couldn't he save some face for him?
The air fell into an eerie silence, and just as they were both thinking about what to say to make themselves less embarrassed, a fluttering word suddenly came to their ears!
Ziyu and Zhao Tianba looked at each other, very sure that what they just said was not their own.
Then, both of them looked back at the carriage behind them at the same time.
Zhao Tianba: "." Is Sister angry again, does this sentence have any special meaning?
Ziyu: "." What's good, what's good, if you have a kind, just say a few more words and explain things clearly!
At lunchtime, the two finally knew what Yu Guang had just said goodbye.
I saw four dishes and one soup in front of Yu Guang, as well as a meal of corn.
In front of the two of them, there was a large wooden barrel used to hold rice, but the barrel was not food, but a bucket full of mugwort.
The bitter taste of mugwort tea can remove the fire, and the brutal smell drills straight into their nostrils, and smokes their faces greener than the potion in the barrel.
The two of them looked at the afterglow of eating slowly and methodically: "Do you really want to drink?" ”
Yu Guang didn't speak, but took a sip of soup with an elegant demeanor: "Are you going to lie to me?"
She doesn't like to be deceived, if someone tells her that she has a terminal illness and is about to die, but when the time comes, she will dig a pit and bury the other person.
Reading her meaning from Yu Guang's eyes, Ziyu and the two glanced at each other, and then they picked up the bucket in front of them and raised their heads to drink.
But as soon as they took a sip, the two of them put down the barrel at the same time, making an expression that they wanted to retch, this mugwort tea is several times bitterer than what they drink on weekdays, where is what people drink.
The diners next to him turned sideways in disgust, for fear that there would be filth sticking to their bodies.
There was a smile between his eyebrows, and he still looked at the two of them with a smile while eating: "After drinking, add an extra bucket." ”
If you are not happy, you are not surprised, these two people's hearts are too hot, and it is a good thing to pour it occasionally.
Hearing this, the two of them didn't care about the unpleasant drink, and directly raised their heads and poured them into their stomachs desperately.
Zhao Tianba was small and drank slowly, but in order not to be punished by Yu Guang, he held his breath and kept pouring it into his mouth.
Compared with Zhao Tianba, Ziyu is much smarter, drinking a small half of a bucket of mugwort tea and sprinkling more than half of it, most of it is on the ground and clothes.
When Ziyu put down the barrel, Zhao Tianba was about to cry.
(End of chapter)