Chapter 879 - Really Capable of Pretending
After arriving at the Yama Temple, the cow master began to pretend to inspect the body of the reincarnated body.
While examining, he sniffed and said professionally, "I smell the smell of cultivators."
Me: "......"
It seems that this kid says so to everyone he sees.
The reincarnated body has never cultivated at all, and it smells like a fart cultivator.
She was able to do these things entirely because she was the reincarnation of the Holy Maiden of the Yin Si, so she naturally knew some tricks.
The two Yin Cha cautiously asked, "Lord Niu, this ...... Can you find someone?"
Master Niu said: "Nonsense, if there is such a file in the jurisdiction of this official, if you don't catch someone, how can you explain it to Yin Si?"
The two shades nodded vigorously and said, "That's, that's."
Yin Cha said again, "But...... How are we going to arrest people?"
"We don't know the identity of this person."
"It is said that this person who cultivates the Yin Body can cut off all contact with the Yin Body, and it is impossible for us to get any useful information from the corpse."
"So, where are we going to find her?"
The cow master said, "Why are you looking for her? Who said they were looking for her?"
Yin Cha was stunned.
They looked confused and said, "Don't you look for it? But didn't you just say ......?"
The cow master laughed and said, "You guys, you are so stupid, stupid."
The two yin cha looked like they were listening attentively and listening to the lesson.
The bull master said, "You guys, just go and arrest a person, and say that this person is the master of the Yin Body, isn't it okay to send her to the Netherworld to hand her over?"
Misrepresentation: "......"
Several of us were speechless.
Good guy, after talking for a long time, you came up with such a solution? What nonsense is this?
Not only did we feel speechless, but even Yin Cha smiled bitterly.
One of them said, "My lord, there are many ways to distinguish souls in the underworld."
"This...... If we do that, we'll find out, right?"
"It's going to be easy to find out, right?"
"Once it is found out, our life and death are trivial matters, and the key is...... Isn't it a discredit to let those stinky people see our jokes?"
Master Niu pondered for a while, nodded, and said, "Hmm...... There's a little bit of truth in what you're thinking."
"Actually, Lord Ben is just testing the two of you to see if you are strong-willed, loyal to Yin Si or not, and not understanding the matter of seducing souls, and whether you are competent for this errand."
"Yes, you two are good, you have withstood the test, and Lord Ben is very pleased."
The two yin chauffeurs immediately looked flattering.
The bull master pondered for a while, and then said, "Now, it seems that you have to move seriously."
"Today, Master Ben will teach on the spot, show up to explain the law, and teach you a good lesson."
The two yin cha rubbed their hands together excitedly.
The ox master said, "Look at it."
"Cultivators in the world just like to be wise."
"They think we won't be able to catch them with our yin bodies. Actually, it's very easy to catch them."
"How the Yin Body is formed, it is watered with their blood."
"Since it is watered with blood, there must be their blood in it. Then their birthdays are the same."
"This is the link they will never have to keep in touch no matter what."
"It's just that it's hard to decipher the eight characters of this birthday."
As he spoke, the cow master took out a gourd from his bosom.
He said to Yincha, "Look at my gourd."
Yin Cha immediately patted his ass and said, "Quietly, our Lord Niu's gourd is shiny and shiny, showing a kind of jade quality
Earth, without hundreds of years of internal strength, would certainly not be able to do this."
The cow master said, "That's, that's. But that's not the point, it's the point of what's in the gourd."
"It's filled with some ownerless lonely ghosts."
"Like an unlucky person who dies in a foreign land, and no one collects the bones."
"For example, there are no descendants to worship."
"For example, the six relatives do not recognize, and the wicked people who betray their relatives and leave them."
"These souls, for various reasons, are difficult to reincarnate."
"These mortals, that's it, the more they lack something, the more they hope for something."
"They crave affection the most."
"In order to get family affection, they begged grandpa to sue grandma, and used a lot of previous bribes to the judge."
"Later, the judge gathered these imps and gave them to us a few of them, specifically to deal with those who used their yin bodies to evade the hook."
"Let's put the imp in the belly of the yin body first, and then ...... Let the little ghost draw the eight characters of the birth date of this yin body relative."
"The birth date of the yin body is encrypted, but we can use his relatives as a breakthrough."
As he spoke, he took out a little ghost from the gourd.
This little imp has a red rope tied to it.
He shoved the imp into his body's mouth like fishing.
After a few seconds, the corpse bulged its belly at a speed visible to the naked eye.
The cow master said, "Wait, wait ten minutes."
Two sycophants are patted on the back.
One of them was very curious and said to Master Niu, "I heard that our judge in Beijing was killed, is it true?"
Master Niu hummed faintly, "It's true."
"Blame him for not being careful."
"This stinky foreigner, come to our capital to be a judge. Hehe, I don't see if he's so blessed."
"The result? If you see it, you can't control it at all, and he will die by himself."
The two yin cha complimented, "Yes, yes. This judge has to be our locals. We think the cow master book should go one step further."
Master Niu sighed and said, "Actually, it's not impossible to let me go."
"The point is, my mind is not on this."
"I'm just an idle crane who wants to live a leisurely life."