Chapter 895: How miserable I was deceived
The bull master scratched his head vigorously and said to Jin Shengshui, "But in this Yin Division, I have been here for hundreds of years, and I have no money on me."
Jin Shengshui said, "So, you are actually willing to give it to me?"
Master Niu was stunned for a moment and said, "Ken, of course I do."
"Then I'm making a statement now?"
Jin Shengshui laughed and said, "Count, it doesn't count. It's just lip service, after all."
"Men nowadays are bad, they talk flatteringly, and they don't care if they deceive people."
"I have to see you in action, you love me in action, that's how you really love me." qs
The cow master sighed and said, "That'...... What should we do about our actions?"
Huang Mao whispered beside us, "Master Jin is very clever, look at it, I often play the pure love-themed Niu Master Book, and I am at a loss."
"Love is a virtual thing, something that floats in the clouds. Young boys and girls, when the whole family is full of food alone, they are not hungry, and they can experience the experience."
"But what this thing is most afraid of is firewood, rice, oil, and salt. And the bride price is the first level of the baptism of firewood, rice, oil and salt."
I asked curiously, "So, do you think the bride price is necessary?"
Huang Mao snorted, "It's necessary. If you can't pass this hurdle, then don't get married."
"It's not that men are slamming the door, but what about women's materials."
"The bride price is quite vulgar. But marriage is more vulgar than that."
"The bride price is a test to see if you two are laity, and when the laity get together, you will get married."
"Only when you are married can you stand the test."
"If you are not a layman, you don't eat grains, and your fingers don't touch the spring water, you really don't discuss the bride price, and you marry with love."
"But after marriage, you can't hide from firewood, rice, oil, and salt. At that point, the fall will be even worse."
"The bride price is like a vaccine, after the vaccination, you will have a small fever, although it is a little painful, but you will not be infected again in the future."
"If you don't hit this thing, you'll die if you turn around."
I sighed, and said curiously, "Then why is it definitely firewood, rice, oil and salt after marriage?"
Huang Mao said, "The next step in marrying a wife is to have children. After giving birth, the two-person world became a three-person world, and the three-person world involved grandparents. It became a world of seven."
"The world of seven people belongs to different regions, and there are different three views, the child's birthday gift, this one takes less money, and the other pays more."
"Parents see a doctor, my aunt will have no time for a while, and my daughter-in-law won't want to take the money for a while."
"These are all firewood, rice, oil, and salt. Firewood, rice, oil, and salt are actually business, and they are calculations."
"There's no love here, it's just family."
"Master, love and family are not the same."
"Love is a beautiful dream, it only needs to be a storm."
"The family is a business, a partnership of several people. The brothers settle the accounts, but they settle the accounts with their fathers, mothers-in-law, parents-in-law, parents-in-law, and parents-in-law, and there are conflicts if they are not satisfied. It's called firewood, rice, oil, and salt."
I looked at Huang Mao in surprise, "Aren't you a creature?"
Huang Mao laughed and said, "What's that...... We have a mother-in-law relationship here, and it's not good to be lively every day."
I gave a thumbs up, "Awesome, you can like anything."
At this time, under the questioning of the Niu master, Jin Shengshui said awkwardly, "You don't have money, you always have valuable things, right? If you give me this thing, won't it prove your heart?"
The bull master said, "What is a precious thing?"
Jin Shengshui said, "You can't live without it."
The cow master thought for a long time and said, "Then I only have yin longevity."
"Over the years, I have done a lot of hard labor in the underworld, and I have saved some yin life."
"Yes
If these yin longevity are there, my soul will endure forever."
"If I don't have Yin Shou, I have to be reincarnated, otherwise, I will be gone."
Jin Shengshui nodded vigorously and said, "Then you give me this Yin Shou."
The cow master said, "Without Yin Shou, I am in danger."
Jin Shengshui said: "We are about to get married, and when the time comes, we will go to reincarnation together and go to the world to be husband and wife, what do you want Yin Shou to do?"
The cow master said, "That's right, how much shall I give you?"
Jin Shengshui said, "It's okay to stay for two hours, and give me the rest."
The bull master was taken aback: "You have to do so much?"
Jin Shengshui said speechlessly, "Is this still too much?"
"You don't know, girls in the world want more."
"Those men are going to go to relatives and friends to borrow debts."
"Don't you love me anymore?"
Cattle Master's Book: "......"
He gritted his teeth and took Yin Shou out.
Jin Shengshui put it away satisfied.
I said to Yellow Fur, "He's not going to die, is he?"
Huang Mao smiled and said, "Master, don't worry, this is not the real Netherworld."
I sighed, "That's right."
Jin Shengshui looked left and right, and I felt that he was already planning to withdraw.