I said to the old man, "Is it really false, which means that all the people in your village have become immortals?"

The old man sighed and said, "I don't know if you've really become an immortal."

"Anyway, they all have golden bodies, and they all have golden light on their bodies, exactly like the legendary immortals."

"I saw a satisfied smile on each of their faces."

"At that time, I looked at them for a while and I thought that even if they weren't really immortals, they were not bad."

"Even if you are a fake fairy in the temple, it is better than carrying a hoe all day long."

"And then I saw that these gods had put on a show for us."

"They can conjure up all kinds of things they want with a single move."

"There are gold, silver, jewelry, beautiful women, good food and wine. Good guy, you really have your wish come true."

"At that time, my heart was itchy, my palms were sweaty, and I wanted to be a god immediately."

"So I asked me about my small hair, and I said that I had already arrived at the temple, how could I be a god."

"Who knows that hair, I haven't been a fairy yet, you still want to be a god? It's whimsical."

"When I heard that, I thought something was wrong, I didn't say that before I came."

"Fa Xiao saw that I was unhappy, and immediately said to me that it is not difficult to be an immortal, but it is not as easy as I imagined."

"Originally, I was a little unhappy in my heart, and I have a big temper."

"If it's any other time, I'll just throw up my sleeves and leave."

"But the temptation of becoming an immortal is too great, and I can't help it."

"I asked me about that little hair, I said how to become an immortal, you tell me, you make it clear, I'll see if I can do it."

"That little one laughed and told me about the rules of the Ten Thousand Buddha Palace."

Next, the old man explained the rules of the Ten Thousand Buddhas Hall to us in detail, and after listening to it, we were all a little dazed.

The rules are honestly a bit complicated, but I remember them clearly.

At that time, Na Fa Xiao said to the old man, "After arriving at our Ten Thousand Buddhas Hall, you can't be an immortal at first, you have to be a lonely ghost at the beginning."

The old man was very upset and said, "This is different from what you said at the beginning, are you lying to me?"

"You listen to me, I haven't finished speaking, you say I lied to you." You can't do it."

The old man stopped talking, and patiently asked Fa Xiao, "Then tell me, what's going on?"

When he was young, he said, "Immortals, what are immortals? Is meditating in the lotus pond a god?"

"If this is the case, the stones in the temple would have become immortals."

"What is an immortal? When the grapes are eaten, the beautiful maids pour wine, and when the guests are feasted, the beautiful maids dance."

"When I sleep, there is a beautiful palace maid to sleep ......."

The old man asked very strangely, "Is there a palace maid who is a fairy?"

"I'm just giving you an example."

"To be an immortal, you must be cool, and if you are not happy, you are not a fairy."

"How can I be cool? It's cool to be able to let others do things for you."

"It's like the ancient emperor, why are you cool? Because there are palace maids and eunuchs, you don't have to wipe your butts yourself."

"If you find a deep mountain and old forest, a deserted place, and make yourself the emperor, will it be cool? That's it."

"So, it's the same with being an immortal. An immortal who has no one to serve is not a true immortal."

"So, those who have just come here must start with lonely ghosts."

"Serve these immortals first."

When the old man heard this, he almost jumped up angrily: "Horse-ridden, I came to the Hall of Ten Thousand Buddhas so easily, and you asked me to serve people?"

"Is this a god? It's not

Is it to be a slave to others?"

Fa Xiao said impatiently, "Have I finished speaking? When I'm done, just interject."

"If it weren't for the sake of playing from childhood to adulthood, I wouldn't want to deal with you."

The old man patiently said, "Okay, you go on."

"Under normal circumstances, you have to boil, you have to boil qualifications."

"If you stay up for a long time, you will naturally be a god."

"But there's a downside to this thing."

"The number of immortals is limited, and there can't be immortals everywhere, and there is no ghost who serves people, right?"

"Another one will stay up for a long time, maybe you haven't boiled up to become an immortal, and you yourself will die first."

The old man said, "Yes, can you become an immortal?"

"Yes, God has the virtue of a good life, and the gods have provided us with a shortcut."

The old man's favorite thing is shortcuts, and he hurriedly listened.

He said, "This shortcut is also simple, it is to cross people."

The old man was stunned: "Crossing people?"

Fa Xiao nodded, pointed to the old man and said, "For example, if I take you to the Hall of Ten Thousand Buddhas, this is the ferryman."

"Two lonely souls and wild ghosts can be upgraded to resentful ghosts."

"After becoming a ghost, two people can become a big ghost."

"After becoming a big ghost, four more people can become mountain spirits."

"After becoming a mountain spirit, four more people can become corpse immortals."

"After becoming an earth immortal, eight people can become human immortals again."

"After becoming a human immortal, sixteen people can become an earth immortal."

「……」

"And so on, when you reach 1256483 person, you will become an immortal."

"Of course, this is still a relatively junior immortal, and if you multiply the number of people by two, you will become a higher-level immortal."

At that time, the old man was stupid.

He stared at the hair: "More than 100,000 people, can I become an immortal? Where have I stepped on so many people?"

Fa Xiao Hehe laughed and said, "You don't understand this, do you?"

"The people below you, those lonely ghosts, ghosts, and big ghosts that you live......

"After they succeed in crossing people, they will also have a merit for you."

"Did you see that person?"

Fa Xiao pointed to a Buddha statue next to him.

The old man looked at it twice and said, "I see." Isn't this the old village chief?"

He said, "There are more than 80 people in the old village. These more than 80 people have spread out more than 1,000 people, and these more than 1,000 people have spread out again......

"Anyway, you want to go, now the old village chief has become an immortal."

The old man sighed, stared at Fa, and said, "That's what happened."

"But...... Why do I think this routine is familiar?"