By definition, a person who leaves his home 55 kilometers away can be called a trip; if we take the courtyard house in Beijing as an example, he has been traveling outside for the past few months, but when he looks back, he does not remember what scenery he has seen, and when he steps into Chinese territory, he has never had the urge to return to his heart.

Driving an old Santana sedan on the wide, smooth roads of Inner Mongolia, the desolate scenery passing by the window is no different from that of Outer Mongolia, but the Chinese on the road signs remind that the borders have quietly changed. For Gu Tie and the clown, who use satellite antennas to connect to the quantum network, it is not difficult to find a gap in the encirclement of Mongolian soldiers to flow out of Zamyn-Uud, find a Chinese businessman who forgets his interests to buy an old car, and find a laxly defended corner of the long border between China and Mongolia to smuggle into China.

In order to find a breakthrough point, they drove hundreds of kilometers west from the Erenhot port and found a no-man's land without surveillance equipment and soldiers near the No. 703 boundary mark on the Sino-Mongolian border. Bot got out of the car and cut two layers of barbed wire fence -- one symbolizing Mongolia's border and the other for China -- and drove the Santana sedan across the Gobi Desert, leaving a long trail of dust and smoke in his wake. This car has traveled 700,000 kilometers from the odometer, Gu Tie feels that this broken car should have run 1.7 million kilometers, but the odometer can't show the "1" in front, this 20-year-old Santana doesn't sound anywhere except for the horn, it broke down three times along the way, open the engine cover to see, there is actually a litter of fluffy little rats living inside.

But to avoid people's eyes, this old Santana sedan is the most suitable, since the 80s when Shanghai Volkswagen began to produce the second-generation Passat, named "Santana", until the last Santana car rolled off the assembly line in 2045, China has set an astonishing world record for 63 years of continuous production of a car. After the cessation of production, the huge number of Santana began to shift from second- and third-tier cities to remote areas, and now the most seen in Inner and Outer Mongolia is the dilapidated black Santana, which is an astonishing number.

Entering the border sixty kilometers west of the Ganqimaodu port, Gu Tie checked the map, and they were now located in the territory of Chuanjing Sumu, Urad Zhongqi, Bayannur League, Inner Mongolia Autonomous Region. Ganqimaodu Port, formerly known as the 288 Port, is now one of the largest Sino-Mongolian border highway ports. Unlike Inner Mongolia, which is heavily guarded, China's border inspection and traffic police do not make it difficult for vehicles to pass through, and the weather in November is already very cold, who doesn't want to listen to the radio in the duty room, and it is not the period of the crackdown.

The back seat is crammed with half-faced Keith, Terry the Clown, George and Eva. Strictly speaking, this is certainly an overload, but in China's context, a twelve-year-old girl is not an extra load. George leaned against the glass window with a pale face, his eyes closed, and little Lori worried: "He can't last long, we need to find a place to rest." ”

"Terry, find a safe place. Gu Tie, who was sitting in the passenger seat, turned his head and snapped his fingers. After the battle of Zamyn-Uud, he naturally took control of the small group, and Eva herself seemed to have little problem with this.

"Good. The clown fiddled with the satellite dish and closed his eyes happily. Just a few minutes later, he opened his amber eyes: "Two hundred kilometers southeast along this road, the Xinmei Hotel opposite the Wuyuan County Public Security Bureau of Bayannur League is a blind spot for monitoring and anti-pornography and anti-illegal activities, and it has never been inspected by the police in history, so it is an ideal place." ”

Gu Tie said with a black line on his face: "You have quickly integrated into the national situation, do you know what 'anti-pornography and anti-illegal' means?"

"What do you mean?" asked the clown, dumbfounded.

"Forget it. The Chinese smiled wryly and waved their hands.

Now the members of the Glorious Circus have undergone makeup, and the skillful beard tries their best to change the Germanic, Slavic, and Latino races into the appearance of the race, and the long blonde hair of the little Lori is dyed a vulgar brown color, and it is fluffy and fluffy, which looks very in line with the form of an overly precocious Chinese girl, the half-faced dude has a white beard and becomes an old man, and a cotton hat is buttoned on his head to cover the scars on the left side of his face, George and Terry have raised their cheekbones and protruded their eye sockets with makeup skills. Wearing contact lenses and other treatments, he basically became a boring young man in a Chinese township, with a beard and a shaved head, and his skin was blackened like a raunchy long-distance bus driver. From a distance, the group could barely find a flaw, but language was a big problem.

Eva, Bot and Terry are proficient in Chinese, and Eva is the only one who can make people unable to hear the Latin accent. Gu Tie gave a death order: Little Lori can speak casually, Bot and Terry try to talk as little as possible, and the others simply pretend to be dumb. Unconsciousness George...... Just keep pretending to be unconscious.

As for Gu Tie himself, he was born with a superb language talent, and it took him half an hour to master the pronunciation essentials of Mongolian Mandarin. When replenishing supplies in the rest area, Gu Tie made the commissary owner dizzy, and accepted the euros handed out by the gang without doubt. Back in the car, the Chinese said to Bote: "After arriving in that Wuyuan County, find a place to exchange some yuan, there will always be trouble." ”

"No problem, I have black market detectors. The scavenger replied, pointing to his big, shiny bald head.

Driving smoothly at a speed of eighty kilometers per hour, the vibration from the chassis made Gu Tie a little drowsy, and suddenly a signal popped out, flashing in the upper right corner of the field of vision. This was a contact signal specially set up for several partners in the organization, and Gu Tie immediately landed on the quantum network and waved his hand to the Pure Land. A dark and huge imperial bighorned beetle buzzed in the air, Gu Tie raised his arm, the beetle landed on the back of his hand, and the back shell burst into a message written in French: Is it convenient? If it's inconvenient, I have to look for you, and if I don't look for you, I don't know who to look for. Contact me if you see it.

"Matriel, this guy ......," Chinese sighed with a headache. He sat on the black ground and shouted at the rolling sky of thunderclouds: "Come on, I'm inconvenient, but who made you so dead-faced." ”

The entrance to the space was open, and a small black man wearing a pink striped pajama and a pink striped nightcap with a big pom-pom on the nightcap walked out with a smile, holding a yellow mug full of distilled spirits, and raised his hand to say hello: "Adam, how are you?"

"What a fart. Gu Tie sneered angrily, "If you have something to say, say it quickly." ”

"There's a fart. The President of the Central African Republic skillfully picked up the second half of the sentence, "Okay, very briefly: the war has begun." ”

"Oh. ...... What?" Gu Tie jumped up suddenly.

Matril took a sip of wine and sat down: "As I told you, GTC gave Chad an interest-free loan, and the Chadians found a frighteningly large niobium-titanium uranium mine, and the vein is on the border between the two countries, so they found a reason to go to war......"

"I know this! Tell me how to start the war!" Gu Tie stared at this unreliable president viciously.

Matriel whispered, "They shot at our outposts with artillery, so the war began." ”

"Let your mother's Indian Ocean fart go!" the Chinese scolded, "GTC has no brains, can it take the initiative to provoke an international war and give people a handle?

Matril slapped his thigh and laughed: "You guessed it again! The war was not provoked by the Chadians, things are a little strange, the first to fire is Chad's armed 'Hasaka ** line', they inexplicably attacked several villages in the Masala River valley, tied up the village chief sent by the government and burned him to death. When the Chadian army surrounded them, they left 500 corpses, and the rest fled to this side of the border, and the Chadians pursued them, so I used this excuse to go to war. But I don't understand why the Hasaka ** line did this, their purpose is not radical, and there has been very little bloodshed over the years. ”

Gu Tie touched his nose, "There is someone behind the manipulation, who will benefit from a war, except for you, a disgruntled pervert." By the way, what does the UN say?"

"Strong protest. However, there are people in the permanent membership who speak for me, after all, this is a 'war of self-defense and counterattack'. "It's still in the phase of a local war, and the Chadians and I have only committed 2,000 soldiers, 50 tanks, and a few planes, and Lieutenant General Chacocha Gimtetka seems to be a little hesitant." ”

"Like you said, this is the first-ever war between an absolute IPU state and an absolute GTC state, and no one can say exactly how much of an impact it will have in the future. The Chinese are worried, "Will the countdown days in a year have anything to do with it?"

Matril laughed, "You say our war will eventually turn into a nuclear war and lead to the destruction of the world?hahaha, if that's the case, you can kill me now to prevent the end of the world...... I'm just talking about it, you don't really think so......" His voice grew weaker and weaker, and he cautiously glanced at the Chinese with an unkind face.

Gu Tie glanced the African up and down a few times, and slowly relaxed his clenched fists: "It's just thinking about it." Try not to let the situation escalate too quickly, and I'll go to you when I'm done with what I'm doing, -- with Aziwei. ”

"You're going to Japan to save her? You don't know what's going to happen. Matriel took a sip of his wine.

"I've completely lost my normal judgment, what's going on around me is getting weirder and weirder, let's take it one step at a time. Gu Tie snatched the wine glass from the African's hand, drank the Abuja distilled liquor, and spit out a mouthful of confused turbidity.