Chapter 7 Goldfinger? Lao Tzu is awesome, no need!
Giggles, a burst of laughter like silver bells came from far and near. Although he couldn't see clearly, judging from his size, Zhu Youxiao could feel that it was a five or six-year-old girl, chasing something on the ground and running over happily.
"It's crossed! Didn't lie to you, did you? A familiar voice suddenly rang in my ears.
Zhu Youxiao looked up suddenly, looking for the source of the sound in surprise.
"Did you see a super super beauty?" The voice came again, but it seemed to be in all directions, and it was impossible to find the exact location.
"I'll go, it's you." Zhu Youxiao heard it, isn't this a big fool, it's surround sound!
"Hehe, it's rude." The voice didn't sound too annoyed.
Zhu Youxiao rolled his eyes, straightened his waist, coughed dryly, and said in a deep voice: "I am the Emperor of the Ming Dynasty, who are you, report your name quickly." System, Immortals, God ......"
"It doesn't matter what I am, you just need to know that I can give you a golden finger."
The voice didn't look at Zhu Youxiao, the emperor, and seemed to sneer, "However, it's not easy for you to want to, you have to complete the task." ”
Goldfinger?!
Zhu Youxiao blinked his eyes, laughed, and said, "You are so funny." Lao Tzu is now the emperor, the Ninety-Five Supreme knows no, Chrysostom knows no, you can do whatever you want, and what do you want? ”
As he spoke, Zhu Youxiao stretched out a middle finger, compared it in one direction, and teased: "I don't need you to give it to me, I'll immediately plate this finger with gold, 24K, do you say it's a gold finger?" Hehe. ”
A modern person crosses over, or a cattle man who has read "Stealing Ming". Isn't it 500 years of knowledge and 500 years of knowledge, Wen can calm the world, Wu can set the world, shake the feather fan, and the IQ is rolling the whole process?
That's what Zhu Youxiao thinks, the starting point of our crossing is high, and it's not hard work, what more bicycles do you need, and what bullshit tasks do you have to do? Being an emperor will be so tired, so I don't do it!
The voice was silent for a long time, and just when Zhu Youxiao thought that he had nothing to say about it, he sounded unhurriedly, "Don't be in a hurry to pretend to be forced first, with your little historical knowledge, it's really not easy to get mixed up." ”
seemed to know that Zhu Youxiao was going to sneer at him, and then said in his voice: "Of course, you have crossed over to become an emperor, and you are not a bitter force, just let my little sister grow up with you!" ”
Younger sister? Zhu Youxiao blinked his eyes, and as soon as his mouth opened, his sleeves were pulled.
"Big brother, my name is Xiao Ji!" Little Lori, who was running and playing, came to Zhu Youxiao's side at some point, looked up at his little face, and pulled his sleeve.
Chick? Zhu Youxiao looked down, although there was still a mosaic, he could also see that it was a small round face with baby fat.
"It's time for you to go." Without waiting for Zhu Youxiao to continue speaking, Da Yu said as if threatening: "Treat my little sister well, otherwise-hmph!" ”
Zhu Youxiao just wanted to open his mouth to refuse, and then stabbed this guy a few more words, but the little Lori at his feet pulled his sleeve again, and said crisply: "Big brother, Xiao Ji gave you your favorite cat, you have to fight!" ”
Before he could finish speaking, a furry thing had already jumped onto his shoulder.
What's the fun? Before Zhu Youxiao could react, he felt that the sky was spinning, and for a moment, it was pitch black in front of him.
"Ahh
As soon as her eyes opened, she was greeted by a frightened "Mrs. Fengsheng". Zhu Youxiao blinked his eyes, and the fluffy feeling in his hand made him look down again.
"Meow!"
Zhu Youxiao's eyes widened, this is a small white kitten, with long hair, big head and round eyes, looking at him cutely.
What is amazing is the kitten's eyes, one blue and the other yellow, clear and transparent.
I'll go! Zhu Youxiao finally understood, it wasn't a dream just now!
"Mrs. Fengsheng" Keshi cooked the meal, of course, the "dragon egg" that the Emperor of the Apocalypse loved to eat, and personally sent it over.
The only one who can go straight into the inner hall without passing through the transmission and come to the half-asleep Emperor of the Apocalypse is currently the only one who is here. In history, even the future queen Zhang Yan did not have this treatment.
Seeing that the Emperor of the Apocalypse was half-reclining in the chair and falling asleep, the Hakka took a blanket and wanted to cover the Emperor of the Apocalypse.
But just as she got closer, she suddenly saw something furry in the hands of the Emperor of the Apocalypse, and two shining "different pupils" stared at her. She couldn't help but scream in fright and jumped back.
Zhu Youxiao was woken up, and the palace people were also summoned by the screams of the Hakka family.
The screams of the Hakka clan attracted many palace maids and eunuchs, who gathered around for unknown reasons.
Zhu Youxiao also came to his senses, snorted unhappily, and frowned at the palace people who came up: "That's my pet, it's all about making a fuss, and I won't retreat." ”
"Meow!" The cat's round eyes widened and barked twice, which was quite a bit of a dog's power.
The palace people looked at each other, and although they had never seen this cat before, they still bowed down one after another.
"The emperor-" The Ke clan took a few steps forward, barely smiling on his face, and said, "It turned out to be a cat raised by the emperor, I haven't seen it before, which scared the concubine." ”
can scare this old witch, the cat is indispensable.
Zhu Youxiao's heart floated with a burst of happiness, stretched out his hand to caress the cat's soft fur, and said lightly: "This is what I just raised, look at its eyes, one yellow and one blue, the coat color is pure white, I named it Xiaobai." ”
The Ke family looked at it carefully, and it was indeed the case, so he smiled and said: "The concubine has heard that this is called the Linqing lion cat, also known as the mandarin duck eyed lion cat." ”
Zhu Youxiao also liked cats in his previous life, but he was busy with school and work, and he didn't have time to raise them, so he really didn't know the breed of this "heteropupil" cat.
"Emperor, lunch has been prepared, and I will cook it myself." Keshi shook off the lion cat and Xiaobai, and smiled more and more brightly.
Zhu Youxiao snorted, he could already smell the aroma of the food, so he said, "Then let's eat, I still have a noon dynasty to go up!" ”
The Hakka clan felt the indifference of the Emperor of the Apocalypse, which had never been done before. When the meal was set, she was courteous again, and kept giving the Emperor of the Apocalypse dishes and saying flattering words.
Zhu Youxiao's gaze swept over the bewitching and diligent Hakka from time to time, and he didn't know why a woman was so vicious, brutalizing the harem concubines, making the Emperor of the Apocalypse have no queen.
However, the meal was delicious. In particular, the special dish "dragon eggs" are not fishy or fatty, and they are very delicious.
Emperor Tianqi lost his mother when he was young, and he was treated harshly when he was raised by Xi Li, and his mother was very good to him, and it was not an exaggeration to repay his kindness appropriately after ascending the throne.
But let the Hakka power lean into the harem, act as a prestige, and even kill the concubines and princes, so that the Emperor of the Apocalypse has no queen, which is the confusion of the Emperor of the Apocalypse.