Chapter 30 Practicing Before Marriage? The emperor's grace is immense
Money has to be spent, although Zhu Youxiao still has some private money, there are too many places to spend money later, and it is also a headache to think about.
Of course, it is also possible to order the household department to pay for it. But the bureaucracy dragged on, and I don't know how long it will take to pass. Moreover, this is different in meaning and feeling than paying for it yourself.
"Emperor, it's time to eat." Wang Tiqian entered the hall to give a salute.
Zhu Youxiao nodded and said casually: "Pass the meal!" ”
Wang Tiqian commanded, and the palace people shuttled in, opened the food box, and laid the food on the table.
As soon as the fragrance wafted, the shovel officer Zhang Yuer appeared with the white lady in his arms. The nose of a gluttonous cat is really smart, and it may be able to understand human speech.
Ye Xuan naturally had a lot of speculations and doubts about this strange cat, and he often secretly observed its actions.
This may be a schizophrenic cat, and the basis for Ye Xuan's judgment is that Xiaobai is sometimes stupid and cute, and sometimes he is so smart that he seems to be a jing.
Now Xiaobai is in the state of becoming a sperm, with two different pupils flashing, holding Zhang Yuer's arm with small claws, looking at the food on the table, looking salivating.
Well, it's a gluttonous gaze. Bai Niangniang also has a look that Zhu Youxiao called "thief".
Zhu Youxiao didn't care about Xiaobai picking vegetables on the table, he took the bowl and chopsticks by himself, and ate and drank.
Hey, if you want to give grace to Wenju, this tube of rice should also be possible, and it will be beneficial without cost. However, this matter can't be left to those bastard civil officials to do, so as to save Lao Tzu's money from being embezzled.
At this time, Wang Tiqian came in and said to Zhu Youxiao: "Emperor, Concubine Liu has selected four palace maids to wait outside the palace. ”
"Qianqing Palace lacks palace maids?" Zhu Youxiao asked casually.
Wang Tiqian smiled, bowed down, got closer to Zhu Youxiao, lowered his voice, and said: "The emperor's wedding is imminent, Concubine Liu sent the palace maid over to serve the emperor......
In ancient times, the emperor had to carry out pre-marital education before entering the cave room, and the palace maids with the four titles of master of ceremonies, master of ceremonies, master of bed, and secretary of account in the harem were the trainee teachers of the Son of Heaven, which were specially used for him to enter the palace.
For example, the stupid emperor Sima Zhen, before the wedding, Sima Yan, the emperor of the Jin Dynasty, assigned Xie Jiu, a showman from the harem, to go to the East Palace to teach the prince Fang Wei.
Unexpectedly, Sima Zhen was stupid and accurate, and Xie Jiu found out that she was pregnant not long after leaving the East Palace. The fool didn't know it, but when he saw a lively child in his parents' palace, he realized that it was his son.
Premarital education is more correct, the purpose is to enable the emperor to gain some experience in male and female sexual affairs, so that he will not be embarrassed and panicked when having sex with the queen, or even embarrassment.
But psychologically speaking, the emperor who only respects me often has relatively shallow feelings for his first woman and is not very affectionate.
Because, this woman usually makes the emperor feel shy, reminds the emperor of the first nervousness and helplessness, and may be uncomfortable in front of her.
Oh, I see!
It's really good to be an emperor, this kind of thing can be practiced in advance, and there are still four people who are sent to the door to practice.
Zhu Youxiao sighed, swept his eyes, and saw Zhang Yuer listening attentively, his eyes rolling around, as if he was very concerned.
Pursing his lips and smiling, Zhu Youxiao turned his head and said to Wang Tiqian: "Send the palace maid back, just say that I care about Concubine Xie, and I will take the time to explain to Concubine Liu." ”
"Yes, slave and maid." Wang Tiqian bowed and retreated, glancing at Zhang Yu'er meaningfully.
The emperor's happiness Zhang Yuer is not a secret, or the emperor has no secrets, eating, drinking, sleeping and sleeping have the records of the eunuchs in the worship room, which is called the living note.
But Wang Tiqian didn't expect that the emperor was still interested in this palace maid, and he didn't even look at it, so he returned the palace maid sent.
Zhu Youxiao continued to eat, and when Zhang Yuer approached to pick up the food for Bai Niangniang, he smiled evilly and reached out and grabbed a handful on his upturned and straight buttocks.
Zhang Yu'er's body stiffened, her face turned red, she bit her lip lightly, and lowered her head shyly.
"Tonight, I'll teach you a new move." Zhu Youxiao lowered his voice and laughed very obscenely.
Hehe, I'm going to see if you can give me a baby.
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"The Emperor's grace is immense!" Wang Juzi arched his hand in the direction of the imperial city, and when he turned his head, he was already smiling easily, "Haha, this time you don't need to prepare dry food, you can go to the tribute courtyard in large bags." ”
Wen Zhenmeng smiled and said, "Although Your Majesty is young, he is thoughtful, which shows that he still has high expectations for us to take the test." ”
The location of the examination is in the Gongyuan of Mingshifang in the capital, and there are three exams in three days. Moreover, it is not allowed to leave the tribute courtyard in the middle.
In other words, the candidates had to stay in their own house for nine days, eat, drink, and lasa all in the tribute courtyard, and they had to prepare their own food.
Therefore, candidates generally bring bacon, pickles, flatbread and other things that can be stored for a long time, in case the food is spoiled and cannot be eaten.
Thinking about the things to bring, there are really enough and troublesome things to bring, and taking the imperial examination is like a refugee fleeing the famine.
First of all, in addition to the most basic test equipment, candidates should bring an oilcloth curtain.
Because the examination room is a separate, very simple compartment with no door, when it rains or the night drops down, there is no curtain to cover it, but it is unlucky.
Roll bags are a must to keep the roll clean and tidy, if there is a little bit of defacement or damage, even if you can write a super good essay, you will be deprived of the exam score.
The food is mentioned above, but you can't just eat cold food, so you will also bring a small stove to cook some hot porridge and hot rice.
You can't eat with your hands, you have to have bowls, chopsticks, spoons, and cooking tools.
I can't be sure which test room I will be assigned to, but what if it's a smelly room near the toilet?
There were no masks at that time, and lifters usually brought sachets and stuff like that.
In case you have a headache and a cold, once every three years, you still have to stick to it, and you have to prepare some commonly used medicines.
Coupled with the bedding and blankets used when sleeping and resting, large bags and small wraps, food, clothing and housing, let's not talk about refugees, do you say it is not like a donkey traveler who travels long distances?
Compared with the imperial examination at that time, the college entrance examination candidates in later generations died happily.
Because of this, hearing that the emperor took out his internal money to solve the problem of eating and drinking, lightening the burden and being valued, it suddenly made people feel relaxed and proud.
As he was talking, Chen Juzi pushed the door in and shouted, "You know about the food, right?" ”
Wen Zhenmeng and Wang Juzi nodded vigorously, with smiles on their faces. The meaning is obvious, we all know it, and if we want to surprise us, we can't do it.
Chen Juzi smiled and said, "Then you definitely don't know which restaurant is responsible for serving the food, and you don't know what kind of food is served?" ”
"Yay? Isn't it supplied by the government? Wang Juzi was a little surprised.