Chapter 327: The Great Joke of the World
"Good! That's great! I didn't expect this stupid woman to bump into the monster directly! That's great! God help me too!! ”
The young man in the security uniform jumped from the second floor of the dormitory quickly, and rushed into the teaching building at a speed that was unattainable for the human sprint world record.
The Smiley Monster has been entrenched here for many years, and no one knows where it came from, except that it only haunts at night and is extremely aggressive, killing it whenever it sees a living creature and making it into a round patty.
The strength of this monster is not difficult to deal with, but the disgusting thing is that this guy can't be killed, and it's not that no one has come to subdue it before, but no matter how it attacks, it will be intact the next night, and it seems that there is no difference between a force attack or a spell attack for it, and if it can't be seriously injured in the true sense, it's impossible to catch it.
In the inner world, all the monsters with immortality can be sold for terrifying sky-high prices, firstly because the number of such monsters is scarce, and secondly, for those who pursue immortality, their research value is too high, and those who pursue this are often the big guys in the inner world! Judging from its manifestation, the reason for immortality is mostly related to cause and effect or time.
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Yu Guang!
In order to hunt the smiley face demon, he has been lurking in the vicinity for nearly a year, and he has tried many methods during this period, but it has no effect, but recently he thought of a strange place, that is, no matter who fights this demon head-on, he will unconsciously hang the same smile on his face, which makes him have a guess, but whether it is reliable depends on the next action.
Soon he came to Lin Jiang's location, only to see that the smiling demon was beaten with only one face, and the woman didn't seem to pay attention to the monster at all, and was stepping on its face hard.
"Good fellows! This woman is really not an ordinary person! But why did she ...... on the bus at that time?"
…… Then I waited for her face to turn into a smile! That's when I made the best move!!
Yu Guang sneered, hid his body into the darkness, and waited for an opportunity to move like a cheetah.
But what he didn't know was that before he entered the building, he had already been discovered by Lin Jiang's 360-degree see-through eye without dead ends......
Lin Jiang was still funny, and secretly observed the strange man in black.
"Want to sneak up on my mother?! Slippery world! ”
Lin Jiang secretly taunted Yu Guang, and the fists under his hands became more and more fierce, and the funny expressions of the fights changed a little.
Yu Guang, who was hiding in the corner, was really puzzled, "Why does this woman still not change her face?" It's not scientific! ”
In the past, people would turn into funny faces within five minutes of fighting at the beginning, but she didn't say five minutes, more than half an hour!! Do you still have a chance to make a move if you continue like this?!
Damn it!
The rain was still pouring and drumming, and it was getting heavier and heavier, and the heavy rain also covered the sound of fighting, otherwise it would have alarmed the others by this time.
Wait a minute! The expression of the smiley demon has changed!!
Yu Guang's expression froze, this was a change he had never encountered before, only to see the monster with a strange smile, its original yellow head turned red, its wide open mouth seemed to be roaring, and its eyes turned into two oblique semicircles, it could be clearly seen that it was angry!
"Funny can be angry? Slippery world! ”
Lin Jiang didn't dare to hold it up, flew backwards and retreated dozens of meters, and came to the edge of the stairs where Yu Guang's hidden figure was in a few clicks.
Roar!
Comical! No! Now it's not funny! It's already angry!
I saw that the broken limbs recovered quickly, becoming thicker than before, it was like a reptile, and its hands and feet jumped up and pounced on Lin Jiang at the same time.
Due to the large range of movements, Lin Jiang barely needed to dodge, and he easily dodged its attacks with just a short body.
Bang!!
Under the angry impact, the stairs were directly smashed into two, and Yu Guang, who was hiding on it, couldn't hide now.
"Damn! Woman! You did it on purpose! ”
"Hum ╯^╰!"
Lin Jiang sneered, kicked on the top of the angry head, the person had broken through the roof of the third floor, and came to the fourth floor, the funny in the angry state obviously had a greater advantage in strength, and it was not a good idea to force it.
There was a roar from Yu Guang downstairs, and it was obvious that he was fighting.
Lin Jiang kicked open the classroom door and came to the corridor, she decided to stay away from the two who were fighting, so as not to let the man in black have a chance to entangle her.
Click.
There was a lot of stagnant water in the corridor under his feet, and when he stepped down, Lin Jiang's socks were soaked, and there seemed to be a white figure blocking it in the depths of the corridor.
Let me out...... Let me out...... Please......
There was a whisper in my ears like that of a dying man.
"No way!"
Lin Jiang subconsciously plucked his ears and said disdainfully.
"I curse you not to die!!"
The sound was like thunder exploding in Lin Jiang's ears, which made Lin Jiang, who had been fully prepared for this, startled.
Whew-
There was a trace of cool air on the back of his neck, and under the detection of the 360-degree no perspective of the white eye, Lin Jiang clearly saw the target behind him - a white-clothed banshee who was more than three meters away and had a pale face, at this moment she was half-squatting on the ground, staring at herself viciously with the big eyes of Carslan, which was 36D big.
Just looking at the appearance made Lin Jiang feel that he could fight funny.
"You...... I'm dead, pass on this curse to me forever, forever ......"
The banshee tapped Lin Jiang's back with her huge fingers, and said with a cold face, after saying this, she turned around and disappeared into the corridor without looking back.
"Why is this leaving?! What else does it mean that I'm dead? ”
Lin Jiang touched his barren chest and felt that there was nothing wrong with his body except that it was a flat chest.
"Hehe, I really didn't expect it......"
The somewhat embarrassed Yu Guang also came to the fourth floor at some point, and looking at his appearance, it should be temporarily solved to be funny.
"I didn't expect such a big demon to be hidden here, woman, this time it's really thanks to you, otherwise my life is likely to be lost, and I will burn some paper money for you next year, although it is probably impossible for you to receive it."
Yu Guang looked at Lin Jiang with pity in his eyes, the smiling monster had been temporarily controlled by the formation he had prepared in advance, and fortunately he didn't choose to catch up directly at that time, otherwise I was afraid that even he would not be able to escape death, he was really careless......
"What are you talking about? Am I not alive and well? What's the problem? ”
Lin Jiang asked puzzled.
"Oh, ignorance! This big demon personally did it, just by you, there is no chance of survival, do you know what she just did to you? ”
"I don't know."