Chapter 336: The Public Toilet You Want
Xiaocheng, the downtown area can barely be regarded as a high-rise building, even during the day there is a lot of people, as for the five-star luxury public toilet, it is set up in the free park next to the central square.
In order not to be noticeable, Lin Jiang spent 15 minutes to come to the vicinity of the park, which is full of greenery and birds, and the road is all cobblestone paths, and there is a huge artificial lake in the middle, which can be seen from time to time by tourists in twos and threes.
Of course, couples who show affection are indispensable.
Lin Jiang lifted the sunglasses on the bridge of his nose and strode towards the interior of the park, the quiet environment and the noise on the outside seemed a little out of place, after entering this place, Lin Jiang could feel a force distorting the surrounding environment.
Ordinary people may not pay much attention to it, but her senses are very keen, and after entering the park, the voice outside suddenly becomes very unscientifically smaller!
Although the amplitude is not large, under the distortion of this force, it will make people feel a sense of tranquility, as if the noisy world has moved away from themselves, which is obviously extremely unreasonable.
After walking around a corner, a large public toilet covering an area of about 400 square meters comes into view.
Time.
Brilliant, magnificent, luxurious, noble and elegant, these words keep popping out of my head.
The average height of the public toilet is about 10 meters, there is a large crystal chandelier at the entrance, the floor and walls are all made of marble, the solid wood door with golden handles, the sensor sink embedded with the LCD TV screen, the mirror and the faucet are golden, the whole is a bright and blind local tyrant gold public toilet!
And when you enter the interior, you will find that the wooden door of the toilet cubicle is exactly the same as the wooden door at the entrance, with a golden handle and a mahogany wooden door, if it weren't for the urinal, you wouldn't have thought that this would be a toilet.
Lin Jiang walked into the women's toilet with an expressionless face, looked left and right to see that there seemed to be no one inside, and she didn't sense anything abnormal, she kept walking in and out, running back and forth more than ten times.
"Why hasn't it shown up yet? Is it about probability? Or did it not dare let me in. ”
Lin Jiang tried back and forth dozens of times, but there was still no abnormality, and she couldn't help but set her eyes on the men's toilet next door.
Masaka?!
Only men's toilets can be accessed?!
…… If you think about it, it seems that the members of the public toilet you meet are all men.
Lin Jiang opened the door of the men's toilet and stepped in with one foot.
In an instant, the heavens and the earth flipped upside down, and after a short and rapid dizziness, the surrounding area suddenly became night, and the public toilet was no longer the original public toilet.
It's as if all of a sudden I've come to a village at night, no, it's a toilet to be precise......
Hundreds of large and small toilets stand on a bare hillside, the smallest toilet is less than 20 square meters and does not need to be close to faintly smell a smell, this kind of toilet accounts for at least 60% of the entire toilet area, and the largest toilet has an area of 100 square meters, not only neat and clean, but also with aromatic additives, the number is also the most rare, at a glance there are only five or six.
At the door of each toilet is an iron door plate with the owner's name engraved on it.
The little toilets didn't even have lights, and it was pitch black, and it was impossible to see if there was anyone inside, and the white eyes couldn't see through the toilets, and there seemed to be a mysterious force protecting them.
"Hey! You're new here, right? Go find your own toilet! ”
A human voice suddenly came from the toilet closest to Lin Jiang.
"My toilet?"
"Yes, it must be nearby! Look for it, it's too late to explain! Just go! At night, monsters can appear here at any time, and only the toilet is a safe zone! You're going to be killed out there! ”
“⊙?? ⊙! ”
Lin Jiang was stunned when she heard this, and immediately found her own unique toilet, and according to this person's prompt, the public toilet was quickly found by her.
Lai Yi.
It turned out to be the name of the original body......
Maybe it's because it's a new toilet and there are no customers yet, so there is no smell for the time being, Lin Jiang looked inside, and there was no difference between it and the dilapidated public toilets in the countryside.
Jingle bells! Jingle bells!
Just as she was hesitating to go in, the sound of bells came from the bottom of the hillside in the distance, and the sound came and disappeared faster.
Before Lin Jiang could figure out whether to enter the toilet or not, "it" had already come behind Lin Jiang, and Lin Jiang frowned and looked back.
Behind her appeared a dark-skinned monk wearing a hat, a bell on each of his wrists and ankles, ringing at the slightest movement, and a string of black prayer beads hanging from his chest.
"Amitabha, this female benefactor, the poor monk is polite."
The monk nodded at Lin Jiang with a smile, seeing that he obviously meant to borrow the toilet for use, and he would not give any benefit to use it for free.
"Get out!"
Lin Jiang didn't want to think about it, so he refused directly.
The monk looked stunned, looked at Lin Jiang fixedly, nodded half-loudly and said, "Rude and rude, it turned out to be a respected ......."
I saw that he stretched out his dark right hand and took off the rosary hanging around his neck, and handed it to Lin Jiang with some pain and said, "This string of rosaries has followed the poor monk for more than a thousand years, and it is a good treasure, I don't know if it can enter the Dharma Eye?" The poor monk only wants to be the first person in the respectful driving house, there are thousands of avenues in the world, but the poor monk is unable to pass all the laws. ”
"Dirty! Dirty! It's nasty! ”
He shook his head as he spoke, looking dejected.
Lin Jiang stretched out his hand to take the rosary, only to feel that the object in her hand weighed more than 10,000 catties, if it was half a month ago, she might not be able to hold it.
…… This strange monk really has some skills.
"You're going to go to the bathroom, aren't you? It's time to go in. ”
Lin Jiang waved his hand at the monk and motioned for him to enter.
The monk was overjoyed when he heard this, and when he walked into it, he did not mean to go to the toilet, but sat down and recited the scriptures, which was the whole night.
As soon as the morning dawned, the monk got up and said goodbye, leaving only Lin Jiang, who did not know why, staring blankly at his toilet, just one night, it changed from a 20-square-meter garbage toilet to a 100-square-meter fine decoration.
I'm afraid all this has nothing to do with that strange monk......
At this time, a lot of human beings came out of the toilet, both men and women, and women were not absent, but they were extremely rare.
"A banshee rewarded me with a gem last night."
"I really envy you, I'll get a few copper coins."
"Hehe, my old customer Tiger Demon gave me a tiger tooth last night, and I can summon it to help fight once when I use it."
The person who spoke was burly, with a square face and thick eyebrows, and at first glance he was the type who was very difficult to mess with.
"Holy! Summoning items! Awesome! It is worthy of a well-decorated toilet! ”
"Hahaha, don't be envious that one day you will also reach it."
The big man laughed very proudly.
"Cut, who doesn't know that the tiger is super big every time, it's really not easy to clean up, even if this kind of guest is given to the old lady, the old lady doesn't want it!"
A woman with the same burly figure said disdainfully, but her tone was still a little sour.