Chapter 11 The stick terrier is just a child
"Brother Shi'an, why have you been there for so long? Is the thing bought? Seeing Tong Shi'an coming back, He Yushui hurriedly greeted him.
"Well, it's done."
"Then let's go." As he spoke, He Yushui took a step forward.
"Wait, we still haven't got one thing for the rain."
"What? What else? He Yushui looked dazed.
"Hey, hey, this!" Proud, Tong Shi'an stuffed the bicycle bill of lading into He Yushui's hand, "I haven't taken this yet!" ”
"This is..."He Yushui's eyes widened, his mouth slightly open, "Since... Bicycle bill of lading? ”
"Yes, women's model, I bought it for you, do you like it?"
"Give... Bought it for me? He Yushui looked incredulous.
"Of course, can there be fakes?" Taking out the receipt, Tong Shi'an showed off, "Okay, hurry up and pick up the bike you like." ”
"Wow, Brother Shi'an!"
Excitedly threw himself into Tong Shi'an's arms, He Yushui wrapped around him like an octopus, "I, I'm so happy!" ”
"Ahem, rain, be happy, you have to wait until you go back, it doesn't affect well here."
"Ahh With an exclamation, He Yushui felt the teasing smiles of the crowd around him, his face was flushed with shame, and he hurriedly stood back on the ground.
"Okay, let's get the car first, and I'll go to the police station to smash the steel seal later." Tong Shi'an touched He Yushui's head and smiled.
Seeing that you are so excited, then I will make some overly demanding requests tonight, and you will not refuse the rain, right? Hey, hey, hey...
After smashing the steel seal, He Yushui rode his beloved 26 women's bicycle, squeaking and laughing all the way.
"Wow, wow, Brother Shi'an, you hold the back of the car!"
Tong Shi'an helped his forehead: You didn't see me holding it!
"Woo, Brother Shi'an, why can't you step on it? The bike can't break, right? ”
Tong Shi'an's face was black: You hold on to the two car brakes, and if you can step on it, hell!
"Hehe, Brother Shi'an, it turns out that it's so easy to ride a bicycle, do you want me to take you?"
Tong Shi'an was frightened: Forget it, I'm a little afraid of female drivers.
"Rain, be careful, just learned to ride a bike, don't ride so fast. When we're done shopping, let's go back! ”
"Uh-huh, Brother Shi'an, go back first! I'll ride a little longer. ”
It's rare to ride a beloved bicycle, and He Yushui is willing to stop.
"Okay, okay." Tong Shi'an rolled his eyes helplessly.
This is to forget about Brother Shi'an when you have a bicycle, you don't compensate for this or that tonight, see how I clean you up.
Carrying the big pork bones that were going to make pork bone soup tonight, Tong Shi'an returned to the courtyard.
"Uncle Tong, you're back!"
Looking at Tong Shi'an, who came back with pig bones, Xiaodang and Huaihua, who were playing in the middle courtyard, looked disappointed.
"Xiaodang, Huaihua, come, one person and one white rabbit."
took out two white rabbit toffees that he had just bought and put them in the hands of the two, and Tong Shi'an kindly touched the heads of the two girls.
"Wow, thank you Uncle Tong!"
Looking at the white rabbit in their hands, Xiaodang and Huaihua squinted happily.
The stick terrier who was watching this scene at the door saw Tong Shi'an giving the White Rabbit toffee to his two younger sisters, and hurriedly ran over.
"Tong Shi'an, I also want to eat the white rabbit."
"What do you call me?" Tong Shi'an raised his eyebrows, "Call Uncle and I'll give it to you." ”
"Why?" The stick terrier looked confused.
"Because polite children have candy."
"Huh? How could it be! The stick terrier said in disbelief: "I also call the stupid pillar a stupid pillar, isn't he stupid Zhu the same as sending something to my family to eat?" ”
"Hehe, you say he's stupid, that's he's stupid, do you think I'm a stupid person?" Tong Shi'an pursed his lips.
Why do so many people in the courtyard like to use the silly pillar as a unit of measurement? Isn't this a diaphragm!
"This..."Looking at the two White Rabbit toffee in Tong Shi'an's hand, the stick terrier swallowed his saliva, "Uncle Tong, I also want to eat White Rabbit toffee." ”
"That's good!" Touching the head of the stick terrier, Tong Shi'an stuffed two white rabbits into him.
For Jia Terrier, Tong Shi'an felt that this child was still very smart.
What did you do when you were 10 years old?
It's not marbles or mud!
But what about the terrier? They all learned to steal chickens and touch dogs, and they can still rely on the relationship between their mother and Teacher Ran to take advantage of all kinds of stupid pillars, is this not smart?
The only problem is that there is a stupid and lazy mother-in-law at home, who turns him down the crooked road, can the stick terrier not learn badly?
If there is the right guidance, the stick terrier will grow up to be a talent.
Thinking of the fanfiction I saw in my last life, what kind of stick terrier is not saved, a white-eyed wolf, Tong Shi'an really wants to laugh.
Please, this is a 10-year-old child, and the person who said he was not saved, that is really not saved.
Compared with the bear children of later generations, the stick terrier is really just pediatrics.
According to those guys, will most of the children of the future generations be humanely destroyed?
Those traversers, all day long, say that there is no good person in the courtyard, and what about themselves? It's not to punch children, or to kick the elderly, or to speculate or eat black.
Such a scumbag who only does bad things is full of mouths that there is no good person in the courtyard, this is funny, right?
A 10-year-old child is either cut off or sent to a juvenile detention center, is this something that people can do?
Please, you're back in the future, you're well-educated, and you have a bug-like system, so you don't expect you to be generous enough to provide a little convenience to your neighbors, and at least point out the correct ideology, isn't it difficult? Why are you so angry?
Especially those compatriots who crossed into the courtyard with a fantasy system, what hypnotic skills, control skills, anyway, all kinds of invincible!
obviously has such a terrible ability, but it turned out to be used on hypnotic stick terriers, uncles and other people, making them all kinds of ugly.
Where's the brain? Didn't you think about using your abilities on some hostile foreign leaders to make the country take off in an instant?
It's really as low as the quality is, how low the thinking is, even with a bug system, it's just as dumbfounded.
In this regard, Tong Shi'an was envious and jealous.
Why is it all crossing, others have the system, but they have nothing?
There are a lot of ideas, but unfortunately the current Tong Shi'an can only do what he can.
In this era, there are too many things that I dare not express.
Inadvertently glanced at Jia Zhang, who was hiding behind the window, and Tong Shi'an pursed his lips.
If you want to correctly guide the stick terrier to be a good child, Jia Zhang's quadrangle tumor must find a way to send it away.
It's just that Qin Huairu didn't enter his room late at night to ask for help, and Tong Shi'an was too lazy to deal with this old pious woman for the time being.
If there is no benefit, it depends on the mood to do it.
"Stick terrier, remember, polite children have candy."
Leaving a thoughtful stalk, Tong Shi'an touched Xiaodang and Huaihua's heads, "Xiaodang Huaihua, remember to come to your uncle's house tonight, and your uncle will make you pork bone soup to drink." ”
"Uh-huh, thank you, Uncle Tong." Xiao Danghuahua nodded excitedly.