"It's okay to compensate you 10 yuan, but you have to write me a letter of guarantee to ensure that this vase is Emperor Ming's favorite vase, otherwise you will accompany me to a Ming Emperor's favorite vase, maybe 10 times the compensation!"

"Haha, it's just a guarantee, no problem!" The middle-aged man's face was happy, "But I can't write, or you write, I'll make a handprint?" ”

"Okay, no problem!" Tong Shi'an smiled innocently.

"No, Boss, you wait!"

Before Tong Shi'an could borrow a pen and paper, the thinner man behind the middle-aged man pulled him over.

"Skinny Monkey, what do you mean by that?" The middle-aged man looked puzzled.

"Boss, listen to me!" The thin monkey lowered his voice, "Boss, this vase belonged to the widow next door, and it was broken by you when you got drunk last night, without investigation!" Also, this is not a vase that Emperor Ming likes, you write a letter of guarantee, if the other party goes to the police station with the letter of guarantee and asks you to compensate the other party for a favorite vase of Emperor Ming, how can you compensate? If you can't afford it, you have to pay 10 times the compensation, 100 yuan! ”

"No, you can still do that?" The middle-aged man looked confused, "Didn't you take the money and run away?" ”

"Boss, you are also a celebrity (famous scoundrel), where can you run?" The thin monkey looked helpless.

"Damn, isn't this digging a hole for me? This guarantee cannot be written! ”

Thinking that the young man opposite might take the guarantee letter he wrote and ask him to compensate him for a favorite vase of the Ming Emperor, the middle-aged man's face turned green.

"Boy, forget the guarantee, anyway, if your sister breaks my vase, you can just pay me 10 yuan!"

"Hehe, uncle, it's okay to lose money, didn't you promise to write a guarantee? Don't say 10 yuan, 100 yuan will be paid to you! ”

Hearing that he was compensated 100 yuan, the middle-aged man became more and more sure that the other party was trying to trap himself.

Now the more the other party loses, the more ruthless it will be when the time comes to find yourself 10 times the compensation!

"What kind of guarantee to write? When did I say I was going to write a guarantee? Anyway, today's 10 yuan, if you don't pay, you have to pay! ”

As he spoke, the middle-aged man winked at his two companions.

"Tsk, this is blackmail and robbery!" Tong Shi'an shook his head.

"Shi'an, otherwise, let's pay directly." Lou Xiao'e nervously pulled Tong Shi'an.

"Sister Xiao'e, it's okay, I'm here!" Tong Shi'an smiled confidently.

"Hmph, brother, beat him!" The middle-aged man rushed over first.

"Bang~"

"Smack~"

"Ouch~"

"Brother, I was wrong, stop fighting!"

"Do you want to lose money?"

"No, no, no, I was wrong!"

"What not? If you want to pay, you pay me! ”

"Damn, how is that possible! You... Ouch, ouch, I'll pay me, don't fight! I have 3 bucks in my pocket..."

"Tsk, dare to touch porcelain with 3 yuan, remember to bring more next time." Tong Shi'an raised the 3 yuan compensation in his hand, and his tone was disdainful.

Hearing such shameless words, the faces of the three of them turned green.

They are blackmailing, others give them money, not they give others money! Why do you have so much money on you?

It's a pity that 6 hands are hard to beat with two fists, and you can't beat it!

", don't let me see you again."

Next to her, Lou Xiao'e watched in amazement as Tong Shi'an easily won all three of them, and blinked in confusion.

"Shi'an, why are you so powerful?" Pinched Tong Shi'an's arm muscles, Lou Xiao'e's face turned red.

Good... So strong!

"Hehe, maybe I usually exercise more!" Tong Shi'an shrugged casually.

It may be the relationship of fishing, every time you catch a big fish, you have to fish for at least an hour, and over time, the body will naturally exercise out.

Compared with the stupid pillar who fried the big pot of rice in the rolling mill, he just practiced the skill of stir-frying the big pot of rice every day, and the physical coordination practiced by Tong Shi'an and the big fish is not comparable to the stupid pillar.

really fighting, Tong Shi'an is not afraid of stupid pillars at all.

It's just that Silly Zhu likes to convince people with his fists, and Tong Shi'an generally convinces people with reason, so not many people in the courtyard know his strength.

Probably, only Qin Huairu may have guessed a little, after all, every time he goes to study, Tong Shi'an is too much of an animal...

"Little when the locust flower, call people!"

"Aunt Xiao'e!" Xiaodang said hello very well-behaved, on the other hand, looking at the acacia flower, he blinked cutely, and then "Hmmmm!" ”

"Poof~" Looking at Xiao Huaihua's swollen face, Lou Xiao'e couldn't help pinching, "Xiao Huaihua, what to eat?" ”

"Hmm!" Xiao Huaihua stretched the sugar gourd in her hand to Lou Xiao'e's mouth.

"Auntie doesn't eat it, you eat it!" Lou Xiao'e touched Huaihua's head and smiled warmly.

She likes children very much, but she hasn't been pregnant for 2 years after marrying Xu Damao, and Xu Damao and his parents have talked a lot, Lou Xiao'e sometimes wonders if she really can't have children.

It's a pity that Xu Damao didn't go to the hospital for examination, and she was not allowed to go to the hospital for examination.

"Sister Xiao'e, are you going back to the courtyard?"

"Well, yes, aren't you together?" Lou Xiao'e looked puzzled.

"Sister Xiao'e, I forgot to buy vegetables, you can help me bring back Xiaodanghua by the way, by the way, and take them to help me send these three cabinets back."

Tong Shi'an didn't forget that he was going to invite the three uncles to come to the house for a meal tonight, which was a housewarming banquet after the house was renovated.

"Okay!" Lou Xiao'e waved her hand, and then pulled Xiao Dang Huaihua, "Xiao Dang Huaihua, let's go home!" ”

Looking at the warm scene in front of him, Tong Shi'an sighed secretly.

It's a pity, Brother Da Mao can't give birth, and Sister Xiao'e is too wronged.

For some reason, Tong Shi'an's mind suddenly came up with the seductive picture of Lou Xiao'e's half-worn pajamas last time.

Sister Xiao'e's figure is too much!

In other words, do you want to help?

……

"Boss, come five catties of pork belly, by the way, is this a cow scorpion?"

"Yes, little brother, the cow was just slaughtered this morning!" The owner of the meat stall skillfully cut 5 catties of pork belly for Tong Shi'an, "Little brother, this beef scorpion is stewed deliciously, do you want to have some?" No tickets! ”

Cow scorpion, that is, cow neck, don't be too cool to make spicy hot pot!

"Okay, then give me ten catties of cow scorpions!"

Since you invite the three masters to dinner, you naturally can't be stingy.

"Little brother, what else do you want?"

"Give me two more catties of mutton, and by the way, one catty of ox blood."

Remembering that there were still a few fish at home, Tong Shi'an also extinguished the idea of buying fish.

"Okay, pork 7 cents 5 pounds, 5 pounds of meat tickets, mutton 6 cents a pound, two pounds of mutton tickets, sheep scorpions 5 cents 5 pounds, ox blood 1 cents and 3 pounds, a total of 10 pieces of 5 cents 8 and 7 catties of meat tickets will be charged."

Tsk, it's expensive.

Secretly complained, Tong Shi'an handed over the money ticket to the meat stall owner.

Eating 10 yuan a meal, where do ordinary people in this era dare to think? You must know that the minimum living guarantee for one person per month is 5 yuan, and this meal eats a month's worth of food for two people!

"After eating such a sumptuous dinner for yourself, when the time comes, you should not refuse to ask the three masters for a little favor, right?"

This dinner, Tong Shi'an is not invited for nothing, it is related to what he will do next!