"Lao Jia, Dongxu, come up and take a look, Qin Huairu, an unfilial daughter, united with outsiders to bully me! I can't live anymore! Hurry up and take them all away! ”

The neighbors listened to Jia Zhang's shameless curse of the undead, and their faces turned black.

Only Tong Shi'an, the corners of his mouth were slightly curved, revealing a faint smile.

Isn't this the moment he was waiting for?

What should I do to deal with the current undead summoner, Jia Zhang?

Alarm?

No, it's too humiliating, and it will affect the perception of the neighborhood about him.

What Tong Shi'an wants to do is to let Jia Zhang's family be isolated by the entire courtyard, and when the time comes, he and Qin Huairu may not need to bring it up, and the entire courtyard will be eager to send Jia Zhang's family back to the countryside!

To deal with the current Jia Zhang's family, the method is very simple, only feudal superstition can defeat feudal superstition!

At this moment, Tong Shi'an tried his best to pretend to be frightened, took a few steps back in a panic, and then looked at the undead summoner Jia Zhang in a frightened tone.

"Jia... Aunt Jia, I finally know now, how did you kill Uncle Jia and then kill Jia Dongxu! ”

"You, you!" Jia Zhang scolded angrily, "It's obviously Qin Huairu, it's not me!" Lao Jia, Dongxu..."

"Ahem, Aunt Jia, stop for a while, if I'm not mistaken, before Uncle Jia was killed by you, Sister Qin hadn't married into the Jia family, right? So in the matter of killing Uncle Jia, you can't push Sister Qin down. ”

"You, you..."Jia Zhang pointed at Tong Shi'an with a trembling voice, "What nonsense are you talking about?" Anyway, it was Qin Huairu who killed Dongxu, not me! ”

"Aunt Jia, I said, you can't push Sister Qin to kill Jia Dongxu!" Tong Shi'an shook his head, and then took a step back again with a small broken step that seemed casual but exaggerated so that everyone could see it.

"Aunt Jia, you said that you shouted every day to let Uncle Jia come up, so Uncle Jia came up, is he still willing to go down? What if you don't want to go down? This can't suck other people's longevity? Because Uncle Jia is a man, he only sucks men, and he bears the brunt of it, isn't it Jia Dongxu, who is the closest? ”

"You're good now, are you afraid that the stick will live too long? Not only shouting Uncle Jia every day, but also calling Jia Dongxu, as soon as the two of them come up, you are happy to protect the Dharma left and right, but the stick terrier is miserable and miserable! Wait for the stick terrier to be killed by you, and when the time comes, it may be the male neighbor of the entire courtyard! ”

"Sleep... Trough! ”

In an instant, all the men moved away from Jia Zhang, who was sitting on the ground.

At this moment, all the eyes looking at Jia Zhang's were filled with a chill, as if Jia Zhang's at this moment was really standing behind him to "protect the Dharma".

Qin Huairu's beautiful eyes widened, staring at Jia Zhang's in disbelief.

It turned out that Dongxu was not killed by her, but by his mother-in-law of Tiansha Lone Star.

You said that you shouted Uncle Jia to come up every day, this Uncle Jia came up and took Dongxu away, and now Uncle Jia and Jia Dongxu are shouting together, do you want to take your grandson away?

"Ahem, Shi'an, you are a feudal superstition, you can't talk nonsense!"

Sensing that the atmosphere of the entire courtyard was wrong, Uncle Yi had to stand up and explain, "Everyone, this is feudal superstition, fake, all fake." ”

Although he said so, the first uncle was far away from Jia Zhang's family, and he didn't dare to take a step closer at all.

"Ahem, guys, I'm sorry, I admit my mistake!" Tong Shi'an bowed apologetically, "It's a new era, we don't believe in rumors, don't spread rumors, reject feudal superstitions, those just now are nonsense, don't take it seriously." I'll buy White Rabbit toffee in a while to make amends for everyone! ”

"Huh!" The crowd's eyelids jumped.

What you just said was so terrible, and now let's not believe it, do you think it's possible?

For some reason, now that everyone sees Jia Zhang's family, they can't help but feel a chill in their hearts, as if there is really something unclean behind Jia Zhang's family that is sucking their lifespan.

"Don't believe it, everyone, I was a feudal superstition just now, I said nonsense, I admit my mistake, really don't believe it!" Tong Shi'an looked apologetic, but his footsteps moved back secretly.

Everyone couldn't help but roll their eyes.

said that everyone should not believe it, but you are getting farther and farther away from Jia Zhang's family, aren't you here without silver?

Jia Zhang's face turned pale, and she nervously stopped her tried-and-true undead summoning.

She was afraid that if she continued to shout, the female neighbors around her would not help but tear her apart.

It's not enough for you to kill your husband and son, and you still want to kill the men in the whole compound? Don't hit who you hit!

Sensing that something was wrong, Jia Zhang patted his pants and walked back to Jia's house as if nothing had happened just now.

This shameless look made everyone's eyelids jump.

"Okay, okay, let's disperse, this time, don't go out and talk nonsense, this is feudal superstition!" Uncle Yi waved his hand and glared at Tong Shi'an angrily.

"Shi'an, you said you, why are you talking nonsense?"

"Yes, yes, Shi'an, you are really, how can I sleep tonight?" Yan Bugui wiped his cold sweat and glared at a certain initiator with dissatisfaction.

"Ahem, Shi'an, what you just said, is it true?" The tone in the bangs was frightened.

After Jia Zhang's death from the stick terrier, is it the turn of the three of them?

"Second uncle, what I just said nonsense, don't take it seriously!" Tong Shi'an raised his right hand and put it in front of his forehead, with a serious expression, "We must believe in the greatness of the motherland, after the founding of the country, we are not allowed to become a spirit, any cow, ghost, snake and god will be beaten, and feudal superstition is unacceptable!" ”

"Ahem, that's good, that's good!" The second uncle wiped his forehead, but his eyes looked at the two uncles unnaturally.

You're going to say it's okay now, what did you do just now? If you don't talk about this, you can't have that idea at all!

Thinking that Jia Zhang's family lives in a courtyard, it is a question of whether he can fall asleep tonight!

"By the way, the three masters, as a punishment for saying the wrong thing, I will buy 20 catties of white milk candy and distribute it to all the neighbors, you and everyone talk about it, feudal superstition is unacceptable!"

"Okay, okay, Shi'an, go buy it!" The three masters waved their hands angrily.

You've just scared everyone half to death, and now you don't want to see you, otherwise who knows what scary things you're saying out of nowhere?

When Tong Shi'an went out to buy candy to make amends, the three masters skillfully gathered around to discuss.

"Lao Yi, you are an uncle, how do you say Jia Zhang's problem should be handled?" The third master pushed his glasses and directly pushed the problem to Yi Zhonghai.

"Old Yan, this is feudal superstition, or not!" Easy sea and thin mud.

"Hehe, Lao Yi, now that everyone sees Jia Zhang's, isn't that chilling? Do you think this is a sentence of feudal superstition that can be ignored? The second uncle glared dissatisfied, "I think we should send Jia Zhang's family back to the countryside." ”

"No, this won't work!" Uncle Yi waved his hand, "Because of feudal superstition, we will send Jia Zhang's family back to the countryside, if others know, what will everyone think of our courtyard?" What do you think of our three masters? ”

"This doesn't work, that doesn't work, Lao Yi, you're the closest to the Jia family, aren't you afraid?" The tone of the bangs is unpleasant.

"Yes, Lao Yi, don't talk about you, I'm afraid in the front yard, this matter, you think about it carefully!"

Looking at the two uncles who threw the pot to him, Yi Zhonghai had a black line on his face.

It's all a child's safety!