Chapter 63 Xu Damao's old hen was still stolen
Back in the backyard, Xu Damao's originally happy mood disappeared in an instant, and he hurriedly knocked on the door.
"Ezi, Ezi!"
"Da Mao, what's wrong?" Lou Xiao'e opened the door sleepily.
"Ezi, where are the two big hens in front of our house? Keep the two big hens that laid their eggs! ”
"Aren't you kept in a cage?" Lou Xiao'e rubbed her eyes, puzzled.
"Where is it! Look, what about our two big hens? Xu Damao pointed to the empty chicken coop.
"This..."Lou Xiao'e looked confused, "Did you run out?" I was a little unwell today and slept until I just woke up. ”
Speaking of this, Lou Xiao'e couldn't help but blush.
Last night, I was pulled by Tong Shi'an to my home to learn self-defense, and I studied late at night, and I was making up for sleep all afternoon, where can I take care of the two big hens.
"Then hurry up and look for it with me!"
"Oh!"
"Giggle~cluck, where's the hen? What about my two laying hens? Hurry up and get out! Giggle~"
"Da Mao, no!" After looking in the backyard for a while, Lou Xiao'e said impatiently.
"How could it not! That's two big hens that lay eggs! Xu Damao was half angry.
Suddenly, a scent wafted through the air.
"Wait, this is..."Sniffing his nose, Xu Damao suddenly exclaimed, "The smell of chicken soup, let's go!" ”
Smelling the fragrance, Xu Damao came to the middle courtyard and kicked open the door of He Yuzhu's house.
"Okay, stupid pillar, you chicken thief!"
"Phew, Xu Damao, are you underwhelmed?" He Yuzhu kicked Xu Damao away, and viciously carried the spatula, "Dare to kick the door of my house and look for death!" ”
Rubbing his stomach, Xu Damao hurriedly hid behind Lou Xiao'e, "Silly Zhu, you steal my hen and beat people, believe it or not, I will call the police to arrest you!" ”
"Phew, is that your hen? You call it a call and see if it answers, you don't answer! He Yuzhu looked disdainful.
"You, you, you..." Xu Damao's face turned blue, "You still have reason to steal my egg-laying hens!" ”
"Cut, can you lay eggs at home? Also lay laying hens! ”
"Silly Zhu, you're not human... Vomit~" said angrily, and Lou Xiao'e suddenly retched.
"Silly Zhu, look at you, you made my daughter-in-law angry!" Xu Damao hurriedly pulled Lou Xiao'e out of the house.
"Phew, it may be that she ate something unclean, what's the matter with me!" He Yuzhu shrugged his shoulders and didn't care.
"You, you, you... Someone, something happened, there was a chicken thief in our hospital! Xu Damao shouted loudly, "Not only stealing chickens, but also beating people, this thief is too arrogant!" ”
Soon, the neighbors gathered around.
"Da Mao, what's going on?" The three masters came out of the crowd.
"Three masters, you came just in time, stupid pillar he stole our two egg-laying hens, you see that he is still cooking chicken soup at home, and he has obtained the stolen goods, and he even started beating me!"
"Phew, Xu Damao, what nonsense are you talking about? Can you lay eggs in your house? He Yuzhu retorted unhappily.
"Vomit~ Silly pillar you, you, vomit ~ " Lou Xiao'e's face turned red with anger, but her stomach was very uncomfortable.
"Daughter-in-law, are you alright?" Xu Damao patted Lou Xiao'e on the back and stared at the stupid pillar viciously, "Silly Zhu, you look at my daughter-in-law, you chicken thief!" ”
"Phew, you just steal chickens, I'm a rolling mill chef, with a monthly salary of 37 yuan 5, do I still need to steal your chickens?"
"Yes, yes, it's not that the stupid pillar himself can't afford it, how can he steal it." Unsuspecting neighbors discussed.
is also Qin Huairu, his eyes are inexplicable.
Stupid pillar him, it seems that he really can't afford it!
"Silly Zhu, where did you say your chickens came from?" The second uncle asked.
"I bought it!"
"Where did you buy it?"
"Chaoyang vegetable market! Isn't it okay for me to buy chickens to make up for the rain this weekend? ”
"What about the receipt?"
"I, can't I lose it!" He Yuzhu looked impatient, "Second uncle, why is it still illegal to buy chickens to eat now?" ”
"Of course, it's not illegal to buy chickens, but it's illegal to steal chickens!" The second uncle sneered.
This stupid pillar is very unkind to his second uncle.
"Silly Zhu, if you can't produce a receipt, there's no way to prove that your chicken was bought, then it may be stolen!"
"Phew, give you face and call you the second uncle, how old are you if you don't give you face? I bought this chicken, what proof do you have that I stole it? He Yuzhu's face was hideous, "Bangs, if you dare to talk nonsense again, believe it or not, I'll beat you!" ”
"Okay, okay, stupid pillar, don't mess around!" Uncle Yi stopped the angry stupid pillar and frowned, "Da Mao, how can you prove that it was the stupid pillar who stole your hen?" ”
"Uncle Yi, my two egg-laying hens have just been stolen, and the stupid Zhu family is making hen soup, is there such a coincidence in the world?" Xu Damao looked unhappy, feeling that Uncle Yi was going to pull the stupid pillar again.
"Bah, silly hat, you said you lost two big hens at home, and I only have half of them... No, one hen makes soup, but what about the other? He Yuzhu, who almost said that he had leaked his mouth, hurriedly asked.
"Cut, you may have hidden it!"
"Hide your sister! You just don't beat, I can also say that the big hen was hidden by yourself, and the thief shouts to catch the thief! ”
"You, you..."Xu Damao's face turned blue with anger, "Okay, then call the police and let the police come!" ”
"Newspaper... What to call the police? I didn't steal it anyway! He Yuzhu's eyes became unnatural.
Uncle Yi noticed He Yuzhu's eyes and guessed that even if it wasn't Silly Zhu stealing Xu Damao's chicken, the chicken soup he made at home would not come from the right way.
If it was before, Uncle Yi would have a headache how to wipe his ass for the stupid pillar, but now, with Tong Shi'an and He Yushui, two better candidates for the elderly, he decided to do business.
"Okay, since Silly Zhu didn't steal the chickens, Xu Damao is also sure that the two big hens in the family were stolen, so call the police to deal with it!"
"It's not..."He Yuzhu looked at the uncle with a shocked face, not knowing why he would call the police to deal with it.
His half of the chicken, but stealing from the factory, if it is investigated, it will be even more serious than stealing Xu Damao's house!
Shouldn't Uncle Yi be a big deal, and the courtyard will deal with it? How can you go to the police!
He Yuzhu, who didn't feel that he was wrong at all, was dissatisfied with Uncle Yi in his heart.
Just when He Yuzhu was thinking about whether he should admit to stealing Xu Damao's hen, the deaf old lady in the backyard walked out on crutches.
"What are you doing? Is there anything that can't be handled in the compound? Why do you have to call the police! Aren't you three masters chosen to deal with what happened in the courtyard? ”
Seeing the deaf old lady, Xu Damao was so angry that his teeth itched. He knew that after the deaf old lady came out, no matter whether the stupid pillar stole it or not, it would be gone in the end.
"Deaf old lady, the two big hens of the Da Mao family are missing, and it just so happens that the stupid Zhu family is cooking chicken soup, isn't it a coincidence!" An uncle's helpless explanation.
"Chicken soup what chicken soup? My grandson's chicken soup was boiled for me, and I accompanied my grandson to buy it, why do you have a problem? The deaf old lady stared at the neighbors solemnly, "I tell you, old woman, I'm not dead yet!" Don't bully my good grandson! ”
Seeing that the deaf old lady was brainless and favored the stupid pillar, everyone was blind.
Who makes the deaf old lady old, she is in her 80s, she can't beat, she can't scold, you can't scold, otherwise the other party can be lazy with you if anything happens, what can you do?
When everyone was at a loss, Tong Shi'an and He Yushui happened to come back.