Chapter Seventy-Two: The Stupid Pillar Where the Toad Wants to Eat Swan Meat
"Second uncle, come to my house for dinner in a while, I'm going to be a father!" invited Tong Shi'an and Liu Haizhong in the backyard, and Xu Damao came to the middle courtyard excitedly.
Although he has a deep grudge against the first uncle, the joy of being a father made Xu Damao temporarily abandon his dissatisfaction with the first uncle.
"Uncle Yi, my son is pregnant, and I, Xu Damao, am going to be a father! You'll remember to come to my house for a good meal later! ”
"Da Mao, congratulations!" Yi Zhonghai's eyes showed envy.
Xu Damao has no worries about the future, and he has children to support him, but he is still worried about the selection of pensioners.
Originally, Tong Shi'an and He Yushui were the most ideal candidates for the elderly. It's a pity that the deaf old lady doesn't seem to support him a little, and thinks that Silly Zhu is the person who can provide for him, which makes Yi Zhonghai irritable.
"Haha, uncle, I won't tell you, I still have to go grocery shopping and come back!"
"Silly pillar, silly pillar!"
", Xu Damao, are you underwhelmed?" He Yuzhu, who was drunk in a daze after drinking cheap wine, saw Xu Damao who broke in directly, and habitually picked up the wine bottle.
Xu Damao hurriedly exited the room and laughed triumphantly, "Silly Zhu, hahaha, I'm going to be a father, do you know?" I'm going to be a father! I, Xu Damao, am not a desperate family, I have a child! You stupid pillar doesn't even have a wife, you are the one who is desperate! ”
"Get out!" Hearing Xu Damao's ridicule, He Yuzhu slammed the wine bottle out directly.
"Phew!" Spat hard, Xu Damao looked stunned, "Silly Zhu, I, Xu Damao, have a son!" You will continue to be your own household! ”
Leaving these words, Xu Damao walked to the front yard proudly.
This is the confidence to have a son!
He Xu Damao, he lacks nothing, but he lacks a son!
Now, he is going to be a father, and the only regret has been made up, Xu Damao feels that his life is perfect, and he can learn from others in the future, his wife and children are hot on the kang!
"Three masters, come to my house for a good time, I Xu Damao is going to be a father! I'm going to buy meat to celebrate! ”
"Da Mao, congratulations!" Yan Bugui pushed his glasses, his expression a little surprised, "Da Mao, did you say that things are a bit too coincidental?" ”
"Three masters, how do you say this?" Xu Damao looked puzzled.
"Da Mao, haven't you noticed that since Jia Zhang's family was driven back to the countryside, the people in our compound have started to get lucky?"
Yan Bugui said with a little palpitation: "As soon as Jia Zhang's left, Qin Huairu was publicly praised by the factory and gave her a subsidy of 5 yuan per month. As for me, I was also rated as an excellent teacher yesterday and was rewarded with 20 yuan. And you, you haven't had children for so many years, not long after Jia Zhang's left, Xiao'e became pregnant, do you say it's all a coincidence? ”
Hearing Yan Bugui's explanation, Xu Damao slapped his face, and his tone was fierce: "I understand!" I said why I have been married to Ezi for so many years and have no children, it turns out that the old pious woman of Jia Zhang's family has been cursing me to extinct my household, and I was killed by her! If it weren't for Mrs. Jia returning to the countryside, I would have been eager to kill her now! ”
"Yes, I didn't expect Jia Zhang's to be so vicious and harm the entire compound!" Yan Bugui nodded approvingly.
He felt that he hadn't been promoted to the head of teaching for so long, and he had always had a salary of 27 yuan and 5 yuan, because Jia Zhang had affected the feng shui of the entire compound, which caused everyone to be unlucky!
Of course, the third master never doubted that in fact, his own teaching level was not good, and he never gave gifts to the leader...
Xu Damao's dinner was extremely rich.
Even though it's already night, he Xu Damao has countless friends, and he can still get good ingredients that others can't get.
During the banquet, everyone also listened to Yan Bugui's speculation, and scolded Jia Zhang's family angrily, and the second uncle even pushed the matter of his inability to be an official on Jia Zhang's family, and almost rushed to the countryside to beat Jia Zhang's family.
As for the first uncle, he is also wondering if he was cursed by Jia Zhang's family!
Tong Shi'an and Lou Xiao'e glanced at each other and smiled bitterly.
This misunderstanding is really...
Jia Zhang, you go all the way!
Although the courtyard is without you, there has always been a terrible legend about you.
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During this time, Silly Zhu took a detour when he saw Xu Damao.
In the past, he could still laugh at Xu Damao, who couldn't lay eggs, and it was the life of a desperate family.
But now, there is no longer even a reason for this irony.
In addition to being able to beat Xu Damao, he He Yuzhu, there is nothing comparable to Xu Damao!
Every time he saw Xu Damao's triumphant expression, Silly Zhu was so angry that his eyes were red.
Why! Even Xu Damao, a desperate family, is going to be a father, but he doesn't even have a wife!
No, I'm looking for a wife too!
Thinking of this, He Yuzhu remembered that Yan Bugui had mentioned that there was a beautiful teacher Ran in his school, and his eyes couldn't help but light up.
That's right, ask the third master to help introduce Teacher Ran to me!
"Three masters, are you at home?"
"Silly Zhu, is there something wrong with you?"
Seeing the stupid pillar carrying two bags outside the door with a flattering face, Yan Bugui looked curious.
"Hehe, the third master, you see that I'm not too young..."
"And then?" Yan Bugui pushed his glasses in confusion.
What's the matter with me that you're so old? Shouldn't you go to Qin Huairu from the Intermediate Court?
"Third master, I heard that there is a new teacher Ran in your school, look, can you introduce her to me?"
"What? You? Yan Bugui's eyes were disdainful, "Are you worthy of Teacher Ran?" ”
"Hey, Third Master, how did you speak?" He Yuzhu said unhappily: "I am a chef in a rolling mill, with a monthly salary of 37 yuan 5, why am I not worthy of Teacher Ran?" You haven't introduced it yet! Maybe Mr. Ran likes me as an honest and good person. ”
"Poof~ you? Good? Yan Bu smiled nobly, "Okay, okay, you are a good person, I don't think Teacher Ran is suitable for you." ”
Silly Zhu, a "good person", also deceived people who didn't know outside, he Yan Bugui grew up watching Silly Zhu, and he couldn't even think of himself, Silly Zhu, what good things he had done!
Kids who grew up playing in the compound? I don't know how many times Xu Damao was beaten into the hospital? Stealing food from the factory? Full of nonsense?
Silly Zhu is a good person and a good deed, he Yan Bugui really doesn't dare to compliment.
"Hey, the third master, I understand, I understand!" Silly Zhu lifted the two bags on the handle, "Third master, these two bags are dry goods that I found with great difficulty, you gave this bag to Teacher Ran for me, and this bag is the matchmaker fee for you to introduce Teacher Ran to me, how about it?" ”
"This..."Looking at the two big bags of dry goods, Yan Bugui's greed for small and cheap thoughts overcame his contempt for He Yuzhu, "Okay, then I'll tell Teacher Ran, but I'm not sure Teacher Ran can take a fancy to you!" ”
"Hehe, don't worry, as long as you talk to Teacher Ran, Teacher Ran will definitely take a fancy to me!" He Yuzhu felt good about himself, "Third master, then I'll trouble you!" ”
After speaking, He Yuzhu happily returned to the middle courtyard.
"Old Yan, what did you say to Silly Zhu? Why did he send you two bags of dry goods? The three mothers took the two bags of dry goods handed over by Yan Bugui, looking confused.
"He? The toad wants to eat swan meat! ”